15 homophonic joke

1. One day, the elephant was eating ice cream. He ate a lot. The more he eats, the more disgusting he becomes. The little mouse said that he was tired of elephants. Did you hear that? Miss you.

2. I accidentally stepped on an ant, and the little ant said unjustly, that's the queen, meowed, we don't have a queen.

The doctor prescribed me some pills, and I accidentally knocked over the bottle, and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.

4. Hello, I'm a crab. My pliers are gone, and I have no money.

5. Even I don't care. What do you care, barber shop?

6. You don't even kiss me. What are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?

7. A group of ducklings are looking at the moon, but the moon is always out of round. A duckling whispered, "Did you hear me?" Don't forgive.

8. Rice crust and mud are good friends. One day Mud visited the rice crust, and the rice crust asked, "Who are you?" ? Who are you? Mud said, "I am mud, I am mud, do you hear?"

9. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Unexpectedly, cicada said, "I don't hate it, but I like it a little?"

10, even I'm not coaxing. What are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?