Ask and answer funny than funny dialogue.

Nowadays, many people have a lot of routines, and when chatting, many people habitually use some funny cheat people jokes to have a conversation. Maybe for a person, they just don't know what they mean at all, and then they will enter their routines. So at this time, we still need to surf well. As long as everyone surfs fast enough, I believe that everyone will not be trapped. So I have compiled some ones for you below.

A question and answer is funnier than a funny dialogue

1. "Do you know? We both went too far. ""How? ""You are too beautiful, and I am too fascinated.

2. "You shouldn't be nearsighted, right?" "Then why can't you see that I like you?"

3. "Let me tell you a story" "What story?" "Once upon a time, there were two people, one was called I like you, the other was called I don't like you, and who was left after I left?" "I like you." "ah? Where has it changed? " "I'm all in my eyes."

5. "I think you are getting better and better." "Really?" "Yes!" "Then why didn't you say I looked good before?" "It's different now!" "What's different?" "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"

6. "Don't stay up late, it's not good for your health." "I know it's not good to stay up late, but I can't sleep. I need this sleeping pill!"

7. "I think you should knock on all the doors?" "Why do you say that?" "Because you knock well."

8. "There is something I want to finish with you." "What is it?" "grow old with you"

9. "My wish is simple" "What wish?" "just being with you"

1. "You know, I'm a poor person." "..." "I just want to spend your money, sleep in your bed and be your wife"

11. "Today it's either you or me" "You're so cute" "I love you so much"

12. "What am I to you?" "You are my cage" "Huh?" "so I can put the birds in"

13. "I'm a little tired of my present life and just want to live a simple life." "What life?" "Life with your daily necessities"

14. "I did badly in the exam today" "Why?" Because no matter what problems I encounter, my answer will be you "

15. "hmm" and "kiss me quickly"

16. "My little sister asks you a question. Are you running fast?" "No, what's the matter?" "That's good, so I can catch up with you."

17. "Let me ask you, if you are a coat, which coat do you think you are?" "long coat" "wrong! You are the only one in my heart "

18." Do you know what it's like to go to heaven? " "I don't know." "Do you want to know?" I want to be my girlfriend, and I will spoil you. 19. I never reply to others in cold weather. Then why do you reply to me in seconds? Because you are not others. 2. There are two kinds of people in the world, men and women, and you are not one of them. Then I am. You are my woman. "What is 25 times 4 plus 38 minus 17.8686?" "52.1314?" "I love you too?"

Questions and answers in cheat people's routine dialogue

1, This is my newly bought windproof lighter. You can't blow it out. It is windproof and fart-proof. 2. Do you like getting rich? Yes, but I don't like it? Why? Because I like to hug you. 3. I'll show you a magic trick to make you forget that you are a pig. I'm not a dog. See, you forgot. 4. Let me ask you a question. "I do." "Then please keep 92955886.7 kilometers with me."

6. Are you my best friend? I just watched TV and said that dogs are human's best friends ...

7. What are you doing? I chatted with the most beautiful woman in the world and said that she was embarrassed, but she never answered me. I had to chat with you.

8. Is there a number greater than 1? Is there a number greater than 1? Is there a number greater than 1? Is there anyone more stupid than you?

9. Do you deserve a key? What do you deserve? How many do you deserve?

1. Do you think boys are naughty and naughty? Good girl

11. Baby, why am I your big tree?

12. Have you ever heard of the story "The big pig says yes, and the little pig says no"? The answer is yes, you are a big pig, and vice versa.

Funny jokes about chatting with cheat people routines

1. I don't know. He ignored me again. Later, he told me why she kept playing with other boys. Then I smiled, and I knew that she was very happy.

2. No matter how mediocre I am, I always feel that my love for you is beautiful.

3. Freud can't analyze you any more. He can only describe you with one of China's most famous words: cheap

4. If yelling can solve the problem, the donkey will rule the world. This is the most classic sentence I have seen this year. -control your emotions and speak softly.

5. "My mobile phone is dead." "Can we find a hotel to charge it for a while?"

6. Hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed, and you won't get lost.

7. Why are you so vulgar and always take selfies? My hands are sore after watching it several times.

8. Let's make a bet. If you lose, you will be my girlfriend, and if I lose, I will be your boyfriend.