How to say humorously in the reservation?

Pig Bajie looks in the mirror-people don't sell cloth or salt inside and outside-take care of leisure (salty) things and drink soup-shameless and dirty people learn from me-shameless people burn paper on their graves-they can fool ghosts into farting in bed-they can read (smell) covers (covers). They fart in their beds-they can swallow coffins and shout to catch thieves-they wronged the dead and stepped on the tightrope-they danced broadswords in graves with poor water-they drew bows in scary graves-they shot ghosts and dogs to eat tofu brain-they drove without whips-they bought and sold coffin shops by kissing up-they kidnapped money to go to the hospital-they were self-conscious (treated) geckos-and they showed their little hands to have children on the plane. The Dragon King farted-reached out and took an air coffin-even if he was dead, he had to pull out an iron bar to pull the aluminum cover-unexpectedly woven the old lady's touch switch from the grate-full of energy, the turtle's ass had boils-rotten regulations (rotten turtle's ass)-stipulated that the turtle stood upside down-it would give you three colors if it had empty words-you opened a dye shop and had gold teeth all day- Toads are hairless-stick onions on the pig's nose-pretend that the rice is not cooked-two bulls are bored fighting-real (earning) cows touch the yellow mud in their pants-not dead (shit) but dead (shit), staring up at the sky-blind belly button fart-why fart in the spittoon?

The rabbit wears a splint on its tail-a wolf with a big tail.

Cook the meatballs in the paste pot-I've had enough of calling myself an asshole. Old pride is like a peacock-he thinks pancake fruit is poisonous-don't come to this set of small-backed toads-don't accept local leaders' small toads to cross the road-don't accept camouflage jeeps, and you are still swishing with feathered toads-don't accept small-backed foreign birds-don't accept them. The short man in trouble sits on a high stool-if he can't reach it, dig a gourd to make seeds-dig one less and drill his head into the fire resistance-hold his breath and drink water in the middle-reluctantly push the short man's hand-climb the hill with his low hand-take advantage of Arabic numeral 8-break up-0-0 (0: 0) Grandpa eats coptis-bitter (grandpa

) A Dou claims to be the emperor-keep lookout under a weak chopping board-can't fly to a nun in buddhist nun-Wufu (husband) takes medicine according to the old prescription-or secretly punches-fights blindly for a while in An Lushan-jokes about four children, four love jokes, four judges, policemen and thieves, and four hospital jokes. No matter what you do, you must first think of the happiness of others. This is Superman.

It is human nature to think of your own happiness first.

It is a fool who makes others unhappy and himself unhappy.

Chop bones on the chopping board-simply crisp the frog on the shore-jump at the touch-learn to blow at the age of 80-the moon on August 15th, out of breath-eat persimmons in the middle of the night-pinch the soft ones in the middle of the night, hit the cannon-hug the charcoal pro-touch a black nose and hug an ingot and jump into the well-lay down your life to cook Huang Lian with rock sugar. Bitter C Cao Cao meets Jiang Gan-the teapot boils jiaozi-the ruined temple has been demolished-the bricks can't leave the kiln-the garbage in the kitchen is stereotyped-trivial D big girl sits in the sedan chair-the gentleman sits in the hall for the first time-not enough capital to flood the Longwang Temple-not enough to recognize that one of them is walking on the tip of the knife-playing the flute plane, blowing the horn on the plane, and the sound is empty, turning on the light on the plane. Bite a mouse with a dog's mouth-mind your own business, Hanging a sheep's head to sell dog meat-it's appropriate for a girl to marry Zheng Jiazheng-it's appropriate for a monk to take an umbrella-it's lawless to hold ice in her arms-it's chilling to blow a horn under a coptis tree-it's unsafe for a weasel to whistle on a good train-it's too greedy to sing-it's too greedy to throw sesame seeds and watermelons-Jiang Taigong is too old to fish and Confucius is moved by bravado-clean book (. There are nails in the pockets-all donkeys who want to get ahead are broken-the songbook that has been left for a while has been lost-a lazy woman who has no idea binds her feet-a smelly and long tiger fights-telling the tiger not to leak beads-crocodile tears pull the cart-whoever drives (dares) the tiger's ass-can't touch the tiger's head. ) The old cow chased the rabbit-it was hard to let the mouse cross the street-everyone shouted to beat the mouse and chew the plate-all of them were porcelain-the mouse met the cat-it was inevitable that the mouse jumped into the chaff shop-the empty happy mouse got into the bellows-the two angry mice got into the bookcase-the brothers on Liangshan talked like a book-Lin Daiyu entered Jia Fu without fighting-Liu Bei borrowed Jingzhou cautiously- ...