A joke about swearing.

1. Amei, a cleaner in a unit, is smart and diligent, but only has a third-grade education, and often writes some typos.

That day, during the unit health inspection, Ah Mui mopped the floor of the clinic clean. Because she was worried that others would get dirty when they went in, she wrote a note and posted it at the door: Please don't let idle people in. I'm clean, Mei.

2. The student wrote in the composition: "My mother is a middle-aged woman in her thirties." The teacher criticized under the word "middle age": "redundant." Then let the students copy it again. After the students copied it once, this sentence became: "My mother is an extra middle-aged woman in her thirties."

3. Director Hu always writes wrong words, mispronounces and is full of jokes, but never studies with an open mind.

On one occasion, the unit held a commendation meeting, and he pronounced Feng Jianguo as Ma Jianguo, which caused a burst of laughter. male

I think I read it wrong again.

The secretary reminded: "There are two more points!"

Director Hu wanted to correct it, but he was afraid of losing face, so he said with a straight face, "Stop laughing."

It doesn't matter at two o'clock! They are all revolutionary comrades, so why care about these two points? "

The teacher spoke to the students before class: The Education Committee will come to the school for inspection tomorrow, and you must wear school uniforms tomorrow. Remember, if something happens, you must write a note. Xiaoming doesn't study hard at ordinary times. He always writes in big white. On this day, he really couldn't go to school because of something, so he wrote a note for his classmates to take to the teacher. The teacher was startled when he saw it, but the note read as follows: "Hello, teacher! I went to my father's unit to see him off in the morning and had to wear mourning clothes to school in the afternoon. " What are you going to learn? When such a big accident happened in someone's family, the teacher quickly came to his family on behalf of several class cadres to show concern and pay tribute to grief. I didn't find anything when I went to his house, but later I learned that it was all caused by fake articles. Readers must know, send the finals, send the clock; Don't use it indiscriminately; Can filial piety and school uniform be equated? ! !

4. A woman reported the fire. The phone said in a hurry: "Fire, fire!" "Where is it?" The fireman asked. "At my house!" "I mean, where is the fire?" The fireman asked again. "In the kitchen!" "I know, but how can we walk to your house?" The fireman asked anxiously. "God, don't you have a fire truck!"

If a boy doesn't want to go to school, let the students who write well sign the fake note instead of their parents. The male student signed his name and handed it to him. The boy who didn't want to go to school said, "Help me give the note directly to the teacher." The next day he went to school, and the teacher asked, "Who gave you the money for the note?" "Teacher, my father signed it!" . The teacher called the classmate who handed in the note for him. "You want to tell me that he is your father, right?"

6. At the beginning of the first grade of primary school, the teacher collected homework. He wanted to take this opportunity to get to know the students who had changed, so he asked the students named to get the homework, but he saw a classmate and no one took it. "Yellow belly, yellow belly, what's the matter, where did people go?" Finally, the teacher asked the person who didn't get the name to raise his hand, and a little girl raised her hand. "What's your name?" "My name is Huang Yuepo, teacher."

In my opinion, in order to reduce the language errors in the media, it is worth learning to strictly demand your own spirit in speaking like a book, and the practice of encouraging readers to "fire at me" is also worth emulating.