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Kuaishou’s high-like social quotation video copywriting is exquisite

Part 1 of Kuaishou's highly liked social quotation video copywriting

1. Copy social quotations online, be careful of steel pipes floating on your body.

2. I can give you a step down with a smile, or I can give you a big mouth with my backhand.

3. God is watching what you do, don’t do bad things blindly. Who said my language is too confusing? I persuade people to do good every word.

4. You have the right to abandon me, and I have the power to make you regret it.

5. The deaf man heard the mute say that the blind man saw love.

6. From now on, just watch the show and don’t talk about feelings. Move forward with all your heart and think of nothing else.

7. Just because I don’t fight or grab doesn’t mean I’m afraid of you. I can give you enough face and slap you in the mouth.

8. If you don’t accompany me when the sun goes down, who will you be when I rise again?

9. This is your first time, why should I let you?

10. Don’t confront me head-on. I will lose face and you will lose your life.

11. The color of the banknotes in your pocket determines your mood today.

12. Promises made at dinner are unreliable. Truths uttered while drunk are often not acknowledged when sober.

13. First love is infinitely better, but it is a pity that it died so early!

14. It’s not that you can’t live without someone, but you can’t let go of someone.

15. The colorful world is charming, but if you don’t have the strength, don’t show off your face.

16. What kind of thing are you, what kind of expression do I have?

17. Not all sorry can be replaced by a saying that it doesn’t matter. No one will wait for you where you are. When you come back, I will no longer be there.

18. Don’t lie down, you spirited boy, the aunt in the village will laugh at you.

19. Society is very simple, but people are complicated.

20. The world is so chaotic, who can pretend to be innocent? Kuaishou's social quotation video copy with super high likes Part 2

21. You are a good person and I don't deserve it. Forget me and come next.

22. The colorful world is charming, but if you don’t have the strength, you can’t compete with others.

23. It is so difficult to be human, and it makes my heart so cold.

24. If I make trouble with you, you have to laugh; if I give you face, you have to take it.

25. On a street in Jiangnan and Jiangbei, ask who is the father.

26. Don’t blame society for being too ruthless, it depends on whether you can do it.

27. It’s hot and my temper is irritable. If I don’t smile, don’t make trouble.

28. As long as a young man’s spirit is there, he will be a strong player wherever he goes.

29. A hero becomes angry for a beauty, and a beauty smiles for money.

30. A bat is no longer a bird when it flies, and no matter how good the new shoes are, they cannot keep up.

31. When the dragon crossing the mountain meets the tiger descending from the mountain, the society is not up to you!

32. It’s harder for a rich man than a poor man!

33. It’s dark, the road is slippery, the moon is dark and the wind is high. If you don’t have the ability, don’t make any noise.

34. Sorry is a kind of sincerity, and it doesn’t matter is a kind of demeanor. If you pay sincerity but don't get grace, it only shows the ignorance and vulgarity of the other party!

35. How many men can there be in a lifetime who value their lives?

36. The mountains will fall if you rely on them, but you will run if you rely on everyone.

37. The sword is not sharp and the horse is too thin. I don’t want to fight with you yet!

38. If you help me, I will help you. If you don’t help me, I will help you. If I help you, you will destroy me, then I will fuck you.

39. A man will be cheap for a lifetime, and a pig will be cheap for a short time.

40. Don’t hold a Hongmen Banquet when making friends, society is all about arranging noodles. Part 3 of Kuaishou's Social Quotations Video Copywriting with High Likes

41. The mountains will fall if you rely on them, and everyone will run if you rely on them. Only you are the most reliable.

42. The knife is not sharp and the horse is too thin. You are not worthy of fighting with me.

43. You only smoke Hemen, and you only love one person in your life.

44. Put fame and wealth on both sides, keep friendship in mind.

45. If you are fighting against the five tiger generals, if you don’t have the strength, don’t be too stubborn.

46. If you are not afraid of the tinfoil being burned by the scumbag, you are afraid of the two marks on your head.

47. Love cannot bear to wait, call me husband now.

48. When people come to this world, there are only two things, life and death. One thing has been done, why are you in a hurry for the other?

49. It is never a shame to look for friends when you are in trouble.

50. Fragrant flowers may not necessarily look good, and mere words may not necessarily do the job.

51. Wipe your nose first, then pull up your pants, and then embark on the road to society.

52. The night is long and there are many dreams. If you take off my clothes, I will take them off.

53. It is normal for your efforts not to be rewarded accordingly, just like the money you are given to eat in the cafeteria, it is the same reason that other people's bowls have more meat than yours.

54. When a tiger goes down the mountain to fight a pack of wolves, the loser becomes the bandit and the winner becomes the king.

55. Multiple friends lead to multiple paths, multiple husbands lead to multiple homes.

56. The price of everything is rising, which means people are getting cheaper.

57. You are naturally proud, so don’t show off in front of me. If you spray me, you have to think clearly, what are you betting with me?

58. How can I lose my true nature if I am so proud? But I am a human being with a hard life.

59. Girl, you are only 17 or 18, you can be playful, but you must remember one thing, go home early when it gets dark.

60. Don’t use decisive words to hurt the people who love you when you are in a bad mood. Kuaishou Funny Video Social Quotations

Kuaishou Funny Video Social Quotations (Part 1)

1. Don’t be too aggressive in life, and don’t make mistakes in doing things. Life will inevitably have ups and downs, but you still have to We have to take control of ourselves. Even if life is bitter, we have to walk through it with a smile.

2. If you can’t get it, you just can’t get it. Don’t always say you don’t want it.

3. How could a woman who had been protected by a lion fall in love with a wild dog?

4. The only liar in the world is sincere, because he sincerely lies to you.

5. Sincerity is not as good as red money, feelings are just sexual needs.

6. When a tall building rises from the ground, you have to rely on yourself to achieve brilliance.

7. I am young and need your guidance, but I don’t need your pointing.

8. You are a little radish. Without your pit, you have to work hard to find your pit. If you can’t find it, you become a dried radish.

9. When the dragon crossing the mountain meets the tiger descending from the mountain, the society is not up to you!

10. Promises made at dinner are unreliable. Truths uttered while drunk are often not acknowledged when sober.

11. I have a good temper because I am pretending, and when I get angry I don’t want your life.

12. The night is long and there are many dreams. If you take off my clothes, I will take them off.

13. You are a good person but I don’t deserve it. Forget me, next one.

14. Life is short, you must be sexy.

15. Don’t ask me if I can, I won’t have children.

16. They are born to be a proud couple, so don’t show off in front of your brother.

17. After worshiping Guan Gong and then worshiping God, applause is given to the public.

18. When love comes to an end, even a fart can be a reason to break up.

19. Holding my dear in my arms, thinking about something else.

20. You have the right to abandon me, and I have the power to make you regret it. Kuaishou Funny Video Social Quotes (Part 2)

21. If your heart is not beating or your hands are shaking, don’t leave until I finish speaking.

22. Men, you can be sexy, but you have to carry the knife of coloring.

23. If after the age of 20, you still ask your parents for money, then your whole body of famous brands will only highlight your incompetence.

24. The person who makes you cry until your heart breaks is the person you love the most. The person who makes you laugh heartlessly is the person who loves you the most.

25. Have fun, think openly, and have fun.

26. Not entangled with you does not mean that I am afraid, because I have a mother and father at home. You have to understand this sentence. Not calling me a landlord does not mean that I am not afraid.

27. No matter who is good at it, a friend in need is a friend indeed.

28. The love between children and other things really affects my life.

29. Even if the world ends tomorrow, we will still dress appropriately. This is an attitude towards life.

30. If a woman wanders around outside, who knows what will happen when she comes back.

31. If you are a ghost, don’t pretend to be a human being; if you are a human being, don’t pretend to be a god. If it’s a piece of shit, don’t pretend to be tight. If it’s a piece of goods, don’t pretend to be pure.

32. When a tiger goes down the mountain to fight a pack of wolves, the loser becomes the bandit and the winner becomes the king.

33. There is no tree that covers the sky in society, only one thing brings down another thing.

34. On a street in Jiangnan and Jiangbei, ask who is the father.

35. Multiple friends lead to multiple paths, multiple husbands lead to multiple homes.

36. It’s not that the road is uneven, it’s that you’re not good enough.

37. How can I lose my true nature when I am so proud? But I am a human being with a hard life.

38. A hero becomes angry for a beauty, and a beauty smiles for money.

39. The colorful world is charming, but if you don’t have the strength, don’t show off your face.

40. It’s just that I was too young and couldn’t see clearly whether it was a human or a dog. Kuaishou Funny Video Social Quotations (Part 3)

41. Sorry is a kind of sincerity, and it doesn’t matter is a kind of demeanor. If you pay sincerity but don't get grace, it only shows the ignorance and vulgarity of the other party!

42. No matter how big a woman’s matter is, it is still a small matter; no matter how small a brother’s matter is, it is still a big matter.

43. If you don’t accompany me when the sun goes down, who will you be when I rise again?

44. To adapt to the environment, you have to humiliate yourself and even have to pretend. If you cannot adapt to the small environment, you will not be able to survive in the larger social environment in the future. A man can bend and stretch, think of Han Xin. Achieving the goal is fundamental, delaying yourself is not a smart person.

45. Holding the wooden green and yellow pickaxe in hand, brother, let me tell you a few words.

46. If I don’t die, you will all be princes.

47. You are a hotel and I am a home. Goods are goods, no matter how colorful they are.

48. In society, you, sister x, are beautiful and wild.

49. Kiss the girl you love most and be the wildest wolf.

50. The road is still long, don’t be too crazy, who will be brilliant in life is uncertain!

51. The waves behind you in the Yangtze River push the waves in front. I am like your father.

52. A woman should be pampered more and more, and a man should not be pampered more and more.

53. The longest relationship I have ever been in was narcissism. I love myself and have no rival.

54. The past is the past, and no matter how you recall it, it is still the past.

55. My sister is right, but your sister will beat you up.

56. Don’t love me to no avail, unless the flower hand shakes me.

57. The materials in the world are originally used by people, but those who are dissatisfied due to lack of wisdom end up being "used by things".

58. The feasting and feasting make people intoxicated, and my eldest brother will lead you to socialize.

59. Tianqian has a bad temper, so don’t make trouble if I don’t smile.

60. Sincerity is not as good as red money, feelings are only for sexual needs! A must-have copywriting for Tik Tok’s hilarious involution video with high likes

1. You don’t have to go against others, let alone yourself.

2. This is not called involution, this is called learning quietly and then surprising everyone!

3. Promote misogyny to friends, kiss and hug their husbands behind their backs, and sweep them to death.

4. My roommates were all playing LoL, so I secretly reviewed to keep them busy.

5. My boyfriend plays games on weekends, and I secretly study to become more educated than him, and then I don’t want him.

6. Other children only know how to play, but I secretly practice kowtowing to kill them during the Chinese New Year.

7. I told my boyfriend that we would take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then I learned more knowledge at the same time, which made him feel like a stupid pig and would kill him.

8. The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept that you are an ordinary person. We must have the courage to face a cruel reality. There may be nothing but distance in the distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may only be ordinary people throughout our lives.

9. Not going against myself is the best thing I have ever done in this world.

10. Everyone was playing on their mobile phones. I was playing TikTok loudly and reciting English words to keep them busy!

11. You are all asleep, but I stay up late. I will die earlier than you, and I will kill you.

12. How to break the inner scroll, the only way is to read, because reading can break thousands of scrolls.

13. This society has long been trapped in an involutional whirlpool. You must stay clear and escape from it.

14. While Li Yundi is in jail, I will quickly practice the piano and trap you to death.

15. Why stand when you can do things lying down? Why be someone else when you can be yourself?

16. The roommates are all eating, and I want to secretly train Pamela to become the thinnest one and kill them all.

17. My roommates were still sleeping, but I had already finished my meal and returned to the dormitory. I secretly added honey to the water I drank. My poop was smoother than theirs, and I could kill them.

18. How do you stop? If you stop, you will be swept away. If you can't stop, it will be like a huge gear pressing you down.

19. Even if you tire yourself to death, you will still drag your classmates to death.

20. My roommates were all sleeping, so I secretly went out to pick up trash. I was richer than them, and I trapped them to death. Xiaohongshu’s homophonic meme copy has a high number of likes

Xiaohongshu’s homophonic meme copy has a high number of likes (Part 1)

1. Repost this purple sweet potato, you like it People like you.

2. I said I deliver express in Beijing, but you always say that I have a piece of land in Beijing?

3. Green onion asked Chili, did you go to a hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, and Green Onion asked again, then who went? Chili said it must be garlic, do you understand? It's garlic.

4. I drove past a small mud puddle. The splashing water in the small mud puddle made a loud noise. It turned out to be loud mud.

5. Only ugly people find partners, and beautiful people sell air conditioners.

6. My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked and found out that this was a good thing.

7. When I was seventeen years old, I grabbed a cicada. I thought I caught the whole summer. Cicada: I can’t say I love it, but I just like it at all!

8. You don’t even care about me, so what do you care about? Hulunbuir?

9. The doctor gave me a pill, and I dropped it to the ground and it kept ringing. When I looked carefully, it turned out that it was Good sound goes out pill.

10. One day m and n had a fight, and m finally apologized because m sorry!

11. Let me share with you the types of chili peppers, non-spicy, mildly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is spicy for my birthday.

12. One day, the little duck was reading a book. Mother Duck said it’s time to eat. Close the book. Close it. Make peace. Did you hear it?

13. The teacher told us: in a circle, the distance from any point on the circle to the center of the circle is equal. The content of this class is guessing an old Beijing food - teaching circle.

14. Question: Do you really want to lose weight after eating so much every day? Answer: Enjoy it!

15. The animal that should not be messed with is the orangutan, because it beats its chest.

16. Even if the weather is so hot, we will always get along.

17. If you don’t even appreciate me, why should you appreciate me? Is it like this?

18. When I wear Gucci, my tears always come from para para dior.

19. I saw the goddess online at night, and I sent her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied: Yes, are you okay?

20. Omelette The song I sang to express my love for poached eggs is "This is a little love song for fried eggs~"

21. I was on a business trip and had dinner with a few colleagues. One of my colleagues told me about a place he had been to before and said it was very remote. There are no four seasons there, only two.

I thought at that time: Which two seasons are they? Could it be that spring and autumn are very short, while summer and winter are very long. I asked him, you only went there once, for just a few days, how do you know that there are only two seasons but not four seasons? You can only experience one season at most once you go there. He said: There is no 4G signal, only 2G signal...

22. I accidentally touched my knee when I just went out. It’s so knee-jerk, so knee-jerk. Did you hear it? It’s such a pity. Xiaohongshu’s highly praised homophonic meme copywriting (Part 2)

23. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice, or me, the little kid juice?

24. You don’t even care about me, why do you care about it, a barber shop?

25. Fried skewers on the roadside again, bought a squid tentacle in the store, and after eating I feel uncomfortable all over, and the doctor said I feel so empty.

26. One day, the ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant: "How do you get back to the ant nest?" The other ant said: "Take the Smiling or...very silent"

27. Which animal is the most vicious? Answer: It's an orangutan, because it strikes hard.

28. A boy ate his classmate, who happened to be a boy.

29.Did you know? Doraemon does not have a neck for hygiene reasons. Why? Because of "blue neck mud accumulation".

30. A sheep migrates.

31. I always shed tears when I wear Gucci, Prada, Dior

32. I couldn’t help but open a pack of spicy strips at home, and I felt even more uncomfortable after eating half of it. The name turns out to be Xiangtanlian Aira (I want to fall in love)!

33. Sun Wukong’s golden hoop disappeared, so he went to ask the land father-in-law. Sun Wukong asked: “Where is my golden hoop?” “Great Sage, your golden hoop is perfect for you. "Hairstyle"

34. Cats will bite you if you suck them, but dogs will not, because sucking dogs is fine.

35. When I was learning to drive, the instructor gave me a Japanese name: Panasonic Sand Car.

36. Shiitake was walking on the road and was accidentally bumped by Orange. Shiitake said: "You don't have eyes, go to Four." Then Orange died. Because shiitake mushrooms are fungi, "if the fungus wants to die, the orange must die."

37. The mother sparrow smells the little sparrow: "What kind of hairstyle do you want to have today?" The little sparrow: "Chirp, chirp~"

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38. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving people is important.

39. If Huang Ting can’t find it, go find Li Da.

40. My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked and found out that peanuts are good things.

41. Do you know how much a star weighs? Eight grams is because of Starbucks.

42. The shrimp and the clam got 100 points in the test at the same time. The teacher asked the shrimp whose copy you copied. The shrimp said: "I copied the clam." The teacher said: "What are you good at?"

43. The weather is so cold, but my bed doesn’t want me to lie alone. It says that I must have you lying next to me. Only then did I realize that it’s called the bed because I love you.

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45. My eyes light up when I open them, and darken when I close my eyes. Could it be that I am also a refrigerator?

46. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !

47. There really are dragons in the world. I remember when I was 7 years old, one evening, the sky began to slowly become gloomy, and occasionally it would drizzle. My mother told me to go home quickly. I couldn't hear anything when I was eating. Suddenly my mother ran to me and pulled me and said, "Are you a dragon?"

48. The little bear had a flower, but the flower withered, and the little bear was very sad. Said: Flowers, don’t wither. Did you hear that? Don't cry.

49. I said I was driving screws at work, but you said everywhere that I was attacking Russia?

50. Spongebob was fired by Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob said with tears: "Mr. Krabs..." Mr. Krabs: "You're welcome."

51. Know why the fox can't stand Get up, because he is cunning.

52. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump one after another? Candle Mom: Silly child, because we are small spiritual fires!

53. When I entered, I had to fill in personal information. I filled it in blindly, so my identity became a secret: "I filled it in blindly and passed by quietly, leaving a little secret behind."

54. My stomach hurt in the middle of the night, so I discussed it with my stomach. Me: Stomach, can you please stop hurting? Stomach: My name is not Stomach, my name is Chu Yuxun.

55. "Why do you have to eat eight pears when you eat it?" "Because my family is a family of eight pears."

56. I couldn't play basketball very well today. Why did you give up because you were out of breath?

57. Conan has always spoiled Xiaolan, and he is really a master of spoiling her.

58. A crab accidentally bumped into a loach when he went out for a walk. The loach was very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab felt aggrieved: "No, I am a crab!"

59. Tell those who used to look down on me that I own a house. It’s not rented. It was just opened in Kings Canyon, okay?

60. If you don’t even love me, then what do you love? Do you love Qiyi?

61. I am a relatively mature person. Things like not eating out of anger are only done after I have eaten.

62. Hello, I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.

63. This is a pencil. This is a pen. You are my baby.

64. "Why does Xu Xian let Bai Suzhen go when she sings every time she gets angry?" "Because she is best at singing snake songs."

65. I'm going I bought oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and burrowed into the soil. It turns out that oysters like mud.