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My family.

There are four people in our family: father, mother, sister and me. The temperament characteristics of the four people are different, but together, they have become a harmonious symphony, which makes our family full of joy. If you don't believe me, please see. ......

Humorous dad

Dad is a joker, telling jokes whenever he has time, which makes the whole family laugh. Well, after dinner, he started again: "Once upon a time, there was a scholar who liked visualization teaching best. One day, he explained a sentence to the students,' This is a corpse'. The students didn't understand what he meant, so the teacher lay still on the ground. After a while, he said, "This is a corpse!" " At this point, my father lay on the ground and murmured, "This is a corpse. "It makes us laugh. Mother smiled angrily: "You are really an old urchin." I saw my father stand up: "Madam, calm down, this is' smiling, ten years old'. I'm afraid you have become an old woman! " "Ha ha ..." There was another burst of laughter in the room.

Exaggerated mother

In addition to nagging, my mother has one of the biggest characteristics, that is, her speech is particularly exaggerated. Every day before dawn, my mother shouted at the top of her lungs, "Get up, son, it will be 8 o'clock in 5 minutes." I am very nervous, so I put on my clothes and shoes and get ready for school. As a result, it wasn't 7: 30 when I went out!

The most interesting time is that our family is going to meet grandpa at the airport. Mom got up early in the morning and dressed up beautifully, but my parents and sisters shook their heads as if they didn't know. There's nothing I can do about her. One day, my grandmother sent me a big bag of apples. As soon as I turned around, some apples disappeared. I looked back at her: all my pockets were full of apples and there was a big one in my mouth. That's interesting. I held back my laughter and called her "greedy cat".

"Graduate student"-me.

To say another important member of the family, that is me! I'm-I'm tall, with a round face and shiny eyes under heavy eyebrows. My characteristic is that there are many strange ideas in my heart, which makes me curious about everything. I once broke the alarm clock to study why the pointer can go straight without eating; I once took down the radio and studied who was hiding in it to talk; I once cut off the tails of goldfish to see if they could swim. For these studies, my mother can't help hitting me. Just because I am a "graduate student", my parents still dare not leave me alone at home, saying that they are afraid that I will tear down the house and study how to build it.

Look, this is my family. Which one do you prefer? Welcome to my home!