Make up some funny jokes, not too common! ! ! ! ! Good ones will be rewarded with points

It is said that one day Zhang San and Li Si were watching a movie together. Zhang San noticed a bald man sitting in front of him, so he said to Li Si: "Bet five hundred; I will hit that bald man but he will not scold me!" Li Si thought: How could it be possible? So he took the bet.

He saw Zhang San walking up to the front and hitting the bald man on the head, and said, "Xiao Wang! What a coincidence, come too." Watch a movie!" The bald man said, "Sir, I'm not Xiao Wang!" "Ah? I'm sorry, I got the wrong person." Just like that, Zhang San earned five hundred.

Not long after, Zhang San said again, "Believe it or not, if I go and k*ss him again, he won't be scolded once! Bet five hundred!" Li Si thought: Who can innocently be k**ed by strangers twice without falling out? Just bet! Zhang San walked up to the front and hit the bald man on the head with a "pop" and said, "Xiao Wang! What a coincidence, I'm here to watch a movie!" The bald man said, "Sir, I'm not Xiao Wang!" Ah? Are you not Xiao Wang? Sorry, I got the wrong person." Just like that, Zhang San made five hundred.

Not long after, Zhang San said again, "Believe it or not, I'll go and fuck him again without getting scolded! Bet five hundred!" Li Si thought: Who can innocently be fucked by strangers three times without falling out? Bet! Similarly, Zhang San walked forward, patted the bald head again, and said, "Xiao Wang! Don't be like this! You just owe me tens of thousands, so you just pretend you don't know me!" Although the bald head is very popular, he can only He said, "Sir! I really wasn't! You admitted your mistake!" Zhang San said, "I... I'm so sorry! The cinema is too dark, so... I'm sorry!" Zhang San earned another five hundred!

The more the bald man thought about it, the more unhappy he became, so he changed seats to avoid being raped innocently again. Zhang San smiled and said to Li Si, "Okay! I'll give you a chance to pay back your money! Bet one thousand , I can kill him again without getting scolded! "How is that possible! You just laughed without getting beaten, okay! I bet." Zhang San stood up and walked to the bald head again; Then he said, "Xiao Wang! So you are sitting here! I even thought the bald man sitting there was you!"