Funny sentences after work

1. I take millions of buses to work every day and maintain close and stable long-term cooperative relations with China Mobile, China Construction Bank, Agricultural Bank, GJ Power Grid, Wal-Mart and other large enterprises in the world's top 5. Have you ever seen me dazzle? 2. I am lovelorn, I have no thoughts, no fighting spirit, I don't want to go to work and I don't want to do anything.

3. I'm in a hurry to go to work, a cup of soybean milk, and I'm nervous after work. The road is like a parking lot, a workplace, and I'm cold in my heart. I haven't been eager for the year-end bonus yet. I'm all filial to my mother-in-law. It's hard to find someone and resources are tight. When can I be comfortable?

4. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, I can't reach the end of the world. I have dried my tears. Tomorrow morning, we all have to go to work.

5. If God wants to destroy a person, he will first make him an office worker, and then let his boss drive him crazy.

6. Households who have trouble getting up don't want to get up or go to work.

7. Did you have a National Day holiday? Have you gone home for a reunion? Have you gone on a trip? Are you happy? Is the holiday over? Don't want to go to work? You can't get it back, can you Did you get the blessing? I wish you a smooth and happy work after the holiday!

8. From the time I was in class to the time I was at work, only we knew the sadness during the period.

9. To put it bluntly, I just don't want to go to work and I'm not in the mood.

1. Look in the mirror when you don't want to go to work.

11. I got acute depression, and I cried myself out on the roadside, so I couldn't go to work.

12. I like to lie down at work. I like to lie down at work. I like to squint at meetings. I am blindfolded when I am blamed. At the moment I get off work, I am flying.

13. People can't make money and spend money at the same time, so we need a wife and an office worker husband.

14. I suddenly vomited and diarrhea at 2: 3 last night and thought I was going to die. Today, I went to work as usual like a normal person. Every time I suddenly feel unwell, I think that if I have been alone for a long time, no one will know!

15. Every day when the alarm clock rings, there are 5 reasons for asking for leave in my mind, and I don't want to go to work, but none of them are reliable.

16. I don't want to go to work for thirty days every month.

17. Once, my bus card was accidentally cracked and I could see the chip, so I simply took it out. When I took the bus to work the next day, I stuck the chip on my index finger with double-sided tape. When I got on the bus, I gently touched the card reader with my index finger. I still can't forget the stunned eyes of the whole car.

18. I feel particularly depressed as soon as I go to work recently. I don't want to say a word. I just want to do mindless and repetitive work. I feel that I can't think about problems, even the simplest questions. I feel that my thinking is frozen and my heart is very depressed.

19. Getting rich is the dream of every office worker, and being in a daze is the wish of every office worker. There must be a great woman behind a successful man and a group of unlucky employees behind a successful boss.

2. Getting rich is the dream of every office worker, and being in a daze is the wish of every office worker.

21. Look in the mirror when you don't want to go to work; Look at the bank card balance when you don't want to go to work; Think about the new marriage law when you don't want to go to work!

22, 56 languages, in one sentence, don't want to go to work, don't want to go to work!

23. I don't want to go to work for at least 3 days every month.

24, rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, not a day is suitable for going to work.

25. I have earned enough money and don't want to go to work.

26. I want to cover Monday in the wall of the Great Wall, so that he can be stationed in history. I want to put Monday in the recycling bin and turn it into garbage. I want to put Monday on the moon, so that Chang 'e can seduce him and he doesn't want to return to the earth. Monday, I don't want to go to work.

27. I don't want to go to work. I'm bored and boring. I'm staring at the computer all day. The radiation is terrible.

28. The so-called ancient business model is that after work, you will be cheated reluctantly, and after work, you will be helpless to cheat others.