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How bad can a person be?

Bad luck has reached its lowest point, and it is time for the Jedi to fight back.

I just graduated four years ago and successfully entered the world's top 500 enterprises. I am young and energetic. I put myself into work, work hard and work hard. When I was training, everyone else went through the motions. I actually made two notes. Don't take it too seriously. At that time, I was praised as the best new employee.

Later, I entered the department, KPI assessment, and I was in the front row every month. At that time, no one could really hold me. After only half a year in the company, I have the opportunity to attend the round table meeting between the general manager and outstanding employees.

When I gave advice to the company, I adopted the idea of contribution because I had a big brain and could consider the product from the user's point of view. The' General Manager's Instant Award' personally awarded by the general manager envied the executives who had never won this award.

As a typical' peacock personality', I wouldn't be me if I didn't expand at this time.

Once I received a customer by phone, and the customer's name was wonderful. I laughed in grade. As a middle-aged man, I may have been stabbed. Maybe when he was at school, he was always laughed at by others and had a shadow in his heart. Just like one of my classmates named Huo Jian, some people always call him Rocket, and he hates being nicknamed by others.

At this time, this middle-aged man is the customer, and the customer is God. This wonderful flower naturally straightened up and wanted to' fuck' me.

Complain! A phone call was made to the complaints department at headquarters, and later the complaint sheet was handed over to the supervisor. The supervisor personally called to apologize and promised to fire me, and the client calmed down.

Are you really going to be fired? I am very, very scared, not nervous, but afraid, just like 12 years, people who worked hard for the college entrance examination lost their admission tickets, and the sky is falling. I boasted to my family that I would be promoted to the group leader at the end of the year, and I also farted that it was shameful to be fired directly, and how to find a job in this industry after being fired from the last company for the record.

I watched helplessly as the supervisor called back the customer, and the call lasted until after 8 pm. The supervisor calmly told me: go home and rest for two days, waiting for the notice.

I'm going to rest for two days? Two days should not be a fixed time, but an expression, maybe a week, maybe half a month, or no need to go to work in the future.

When I got home from the company that day, it was already dark outside, and I didn't feel hungry and weak. I went to my rental house by bike. When I was about to turn into the community, a group of puppies ran by the roadside, and I don't remember how many, and suddenly jumped out of the roadside.

These dogs can't walk. My front wheel hit a puppy. The dog's fur is slippery. I fell down directly, twisted my right foot and tore my pants. Both knees are covered with blood. Damn it, there's nothing wrong with that dog. I called my boyfriend directly and took me to the hospital.

After arriving at the hospital, I treated the wound and applied medicine to my sprained foot. The doctor reminded me whether to take a film or not. I was afraid of breaking my ankle. I asked the doctor, pregnant women are not allowed to take pictures, right?

The doctor was surprised: Are you pregnant?

I said that my period was delayed for two weeks, and I don't know if I am pregnant.

The doctor said, you should hang up an obstetrics and gynecology department again, then take blood tests, and then decide whether to make a film.

As a result, without filming, human chorionic gonadotropin is 500 times higher, and there is no doubt that she is pregnant. I got pregnant unexpectedly. Can it get any worse?

My boyfriend is also there, with a black line on his face, and I don't know what to do.

It was already 1 1 p.m. when we came home from the emergency department. We are both calm. My boyfriend is actually shocked by this unexpected pregnancy, but he is conservative, which means: Look at you. I'm disappointed.

I said: get married and have children if you are fired, and make up your mind to start over if you are not fired.

Do you really want to know that I was fired? But the question is,' how bad can a person be?' You already know how bad I am, so the result doesn't matter.