Two funny jokes

A couple is at the cinema. The girl said, "I have to pee." Can I squeeze through? " The boy said, "Farewell, you are so beautiful. If you push through, someone will surely run into you. It's so dark here, kneel down and pee. " She took off her pants to pee. The boy couldn't help touching the girl. So he touched something long and hard and said, "Ah! You! You! Are you a man? ! ""No, I changed my mind. I decided to shit.

Once in class, they were very nervous. One day, they want to review antonyms. The teacher said to start. The teacher said the weather was fine. The classmates said that the weather was bad, the sun was shining, the clouds were gathering, and the road was crowded with people. There was no one on the road, young and old, standing upside down. I've seen a penny. I've seen a penny less. Give it to the teacher to steal. Go to hell. Let's go.