Is it difficult to urge the boss to pay?

Humorous sentences urging the boss to pay wages:

1, I want the horse to run, but I want the horse not to eat grass.

2. The foot of my bed is so bright that my salary is not bright.

3, you take the flowers, I don't want them, but are you at ease? If you feel at ease, I'll take it.

If I don't get paid, I will starve to death.

5, the interest on wages can already buy more packages of toilet paper.

6. get a salary here, don't want to get a wife for life.