I want a joke about eating?

Listen up, landlord! Start: Once upon a time, there were three people, all of whom had shortcomings. 1 This person's shortcomings are: (Because he never takes a bath, his whole body itches). The second person's shortcomings are: (never washing hair, itchy hair). The third person's shortcomings are: (born). One day, three people are going to eat, but they don't give up paying. What shall we do? The first person 1 speaks: "If we go to dinner, whoever exposes the shortcomings first will pay!" "The second person and the third person (nodded in agreement) came to the restaurant, and the three people ordered a lot of delicious food! I had a big meal! But when I was about to finish eating, the problem of three people began to be unbearable! So I put up with it! But the winner is patient! The second man spoke: Let me tell you a story! Once upon a time, there was a hairy monster with nine heads. I scratched my hair hard. Note: Before, when he said that there were nine hairy monsters, the story was very vivid, but my hair was itchy, killing two birds with one stone. So the second man escaped! But 1 can't stand it anymore! I'm starting to cut in! I began to pretend to be afraid and said, I'm so scared! I'm so scared! Note: He said he was scared and started turning around! Don't tell me, you should also understand that he can't stand itching! But he pretended to be afraid by turning his body and scratching! Be smart! The third one couldn't help it and said, "I killed him!" "Note: the action when talking-bend finger 3, stretch out thumb and forefinger! hahaha. . . Does it look like a pistol? The landlord doesn't believe you try it yourself! " Wipe your nose with your fingers like a pistol when you talk! Ha ... amazing! Nobody paid the bill in the end! Beaten by the store! The landlord will tell you this story, and you can find three people to play it separately! How interesting! I tried. It was fun! If you don't understand anything, please tell me!