Humor, a joke every day.

Humor is a joke every day. Many people are especially fond of joking. There are many jokes in life that can make our mood better. What humorous jokes are there? How much do you know? Now I organize humor and a joke every day. Let's have a look.

Humor a joke every day 1

1. At the mobile phone party, a mobile phone said, "I'm from Nokia." The other said, "I'm from Samsung." Another well-dressed man said, "I'm from Apple." Then a cell phone in the corner said, "Don't argue, I'm fake, and whoever I love is mine!" " "

Second, I work in a hospital. One day, an earthquake happened. At this time, everyone went out. Only the old director of internal medicine calmly held the wall and took out two antihypertensive drugs ... he thought his blood pressure was very high.

Third, it snows. Ordinary youth: "Ah, it's snowing, so white!" " "Literary youth:" Snow is as clean as jade, purifying the soul and spirit! Young man: Cao, God's poop is white!

The frog took a bottle of Erguotou to the tortoise's house to pray for the secret of longevity. The tortoise blew on the spout. He said slowly, "It's actually quite simple. No matter what happens, stick your head in first. "

Sima Guang patted Wang Anshi on the shoulder: "Fu Jie, fight with me? You are still too young. " Wang Anshi calmly replied, "What's the big deal? Isn't it just smashing a water tank? I'm sure I will do the same. I just have one less chance than you. " There are two cold lights in Sima Guang's eyes: "Opportunities are created by ourselves. You only know that the old man smashed the jar, but you don't know how the child fell in? "

6. It is above 40 degrees Celsius every day, and I have to go out to run business. It is true that the barbecue business has developed rapidly, and now it has developed to every household.

Humor a joke every day 2 1. Daughter-in-law came home late these days and turned off her phone every time she called.

Just want to go out to find, daughter-in-law came back, home daughter-in-law will take a shower, I will help her to wear shower gel, I asked my daughter-in-law:

Did you come back by your boss Bentley?

The daughter-in-law replied in surprise: How do you know?

I proudly said: I see you have a Bentley steering wheel on your back. Do you think I'm witty?

I feel a little sleepy on the bus today and want to take a nap.

The girl in the back always pokes me for a while.

I'm getting impatient. I turned around and said, girl, you like me. Let's get out of the car and talk about it. Didn't you watch me sleep?

The girl said, Master, you drive well, and I'm afraid, afraid, afraid. .

People nowadays are really immoral. They didn't sleep well last night.

I have been taking a nap in the taxi today, and the people behind me have been inking.

I can't sleep well because of the noise. I don't think there is anything wrong with the taxi driver. . .

My cousin got married a few days ago, and all four of her college roommates came.

Then after the banquet, there was not enough room for them to sleep at night, so I was asked to take them to a nearby hotel.

Entering the hotel lobby, a circle of people watched me check in with m-girls. . .

Humor a joke every day 3 1. The girl I like actually confessed to me this morning!

I said excitedly, am I dreaming?

She said to me: you can slap yourself, maybe you will wake up.

I slapped myself and woke up. . .

2. Girl: "If you can give me a rainbow right away, I will associate with you!" "

Boy: "Where do you want it to appear?"

The girl held out her left hand and said, "Here."

The boy smiled and grabbed the girl's left hand and pressed it on the ground, stepping on the red hard. . .

3. A female colleague came to work wearing translucent clothes. I couldn't help asking her, is it that hot? Do you have to dress like this?

Her words are amazing: I don't dress like this. Who can show you some K underwear inside?

I quarreled with my girlfriend these two days, during the cold war. Asked if my colleague could get his girlfriend to talk to me, he said, "When you go home, turn off the main tap water gate, drink all the water in the water dispenser, unscrew the light bulb in the toilet and put some viruses in her computer. She will naturally talk to you. "

So I went home and did it right away.

When my girlfriend came home, she found that what she used at home was broken. She thinks I'm too poor and now she has to break up with me. . .