Humorous stories about cows

A group of animals were shipwrecked and drifted in a small boat. The food was running out, so they decided to throw some companions down through games. The rule is to tell jokes in turn. If someone's joke can't make all the animals laugh, it's in trouble. Cattle first. The cow's joke was so wonderful that almost all the animals laughed, but the pig didn't. So the cow was thrown into the sea. Then it's the sheep's turn. Sheep's jokes suck. No one can laugh. But the pig smiled "What are you laughing at?" The animals asked in surprise. "Sorry, I remembered the joke of Niu." The pig answered slowly. A mother and son. The child is estimated to be about 4 years old. He seems to have just finished school from kindergarten. His mother asks her son a few words of English arithmetic from time to time. Then his son picked up the menu and read it. He knows many words. At this moment, an interesting thing happened. His son asked his mother, what is this and what is awesome? Mom took a look and casually replied: Bullwhip. My son probably never touched it, so he asked his mother what a bullwhip is and which part of the cow's body it is. My mother hasn't answered, and I don't know how to answer. At this time, my son still insisted on asking his mother to point it out to him (that is, asking her to point out which bullwhip he had). In the end, he had no choice but to point at his own feet. At that time, I wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. I still feel terrible when I think about it. At this time, there are two cows grazing on the hillside, a male and a female. The bull said to the cow, "I want to hide!" " "The cow asked," why? The bull replied, "Do you know?" The leaders in the county love to eat bullwhip. What if they eat my whip? The cow said, "well, go and hide!" " ! ""The bull just hid for a while when the cow came panting. So he asked the cow, "What are you doing here? You don't have a bullwhip! " Niu said, "You don't know that the county has come to lead, and the cadres in the village love to brag. What should I do if I blow it up later? " Second, cows and bulls have lived for a long time. The cow felt that life was tasteless, so she left the bull to look for an elephant. After a while, the cow felt that the bull was still good to her, and it was meaningless to be with the elephant, so the cow returned to the bull, but the cow found that the bull didn't seem to be as good to her as before. So the cow asked the bull, dear, why are you lukewarm to me? Have I changed, or have you? The bull said, of course you have changed. "What has changed?" The bull looked at the cow and said, "You are bigger than the cow." The farmer said, "There are many reasons why cows don't have horns, and some of them are hereditary. Some of them fell off with other cows, and some fell off because of illness. And this one, "he said," has no horns, because he is a donkey. Here are the zodiac signs for you: I wish you smart as a mouse, strong as an ox, brave as a tiger, cute as a rabbit, confident as a dragon, charming as a snake, romantic as a horse, gentle as a sheep, naughty as a monkey, beautiful as a chicken, loyal as a dog, long as a pig eats grass with two cows, and one cow eats grass with another. Mad cow disease is very popular recently! The other cow looked at the first cow strangely and said, what are you afraid of? We are not cows, we are giraffes!