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I like your original English.

I like you (sander Stoddard Warburg)

I like you and I know why.

I like you because you are a good person to like.

I like you because when I tell you something special, you know it's special.

You will remember it for a long time.

You said, remember you told me something special?

We both remember.

When I think something is important

You also think it's important.

We have a good idea.

When I say something interesting, you laugh.

I think I'm funny, and you think I'm funny.

Ha ha!

I like you because you know where I am ticklish.

You won't tickle me except occasionally a little.

But if you do, I also know where to tickle you.

You know how to do stupid things.

That's why I like you

Boy, have you ever been stupid?

Before I met you, I had never met anyone more stupid than me.

I like you because you know when to stop being stupid.

Maybe the day after tomorrow

Maybe never.

It's too late, it's been a quarter of an hour!

Sometimes we don't say a word.

We hid under the fence.

We scout secret locations.

If I were a fool shouting on the roof

You too

If I pretend to drown, you pretend that you are saving me.

If I'm going to open a paper bag,

Then you're ready to jump

Hooray!

That's because you really like me.

You really like me, don't you?

I really like you too.

You like me, and I like you, too.

This is the way we stick to it every day.

If you go, then I'll go, too.

Or if I stay at home, you send me a postcard.

You can't just say goodbye, goodbye.

That's why I like you very much.

If I leave, I will send you a postcard, too.

I like you because if we leave together.

If we were at grand central station,

If I get lost,

Then you are the one who makes a hullabaloo about for me.

I like you because when I am sad.

You don't always make me happy right away.

Sometimes sadness is better.

You can't stand other people staring at you like this every minute.

You want to think about something.

It takes time.

I like you because if I am angry with you,

So you're mad at me, too

It's bad when another person is not around.

They are so nice that you want to punch them in the nose.

I like you because if I think I'm going to throw up.

Then you're really sorry.

Don't pretend that you are busy watching birdie or something.

You said, maybe it's something you ate.

You said that the same thing happened to me.

The same thing happened.

If you find two four-leaf clovers, you give me one.

If I find four, I'll give you two

If we only find three, we'll keep looking.

Sometimes we are lucky, and sometimes we are unlucky.

If I break my arm, if you break yours.

Then the broken arm will be fun

I'll tell you mine and you tell me yours.

We are all sorry.

We write our names and draw pictures.

We show everyone that they wish their arm was broken.

I like you because I don't know why, but

With you, everything will be better.

I can't remember when I stopped liking you.

It must have been lonely then.

I like you because because because because.

I forget why I like you, but I like you.

So many reasons

July 4th, I like you, because it is July 4th.

July 5th, I like you, too.

If you and I have some drums, some horns and some horses.

If we have some hats, flags and fire engines.

We can go on holiday.

We can celebrate.

We can be the whole parade.

Know what I mean?

Even on July 999.

Even in August.

Even at the end of 1 1.

Even in January, there is nothing special.

I will continue to choose you.

You will continue to choose me.

again and again

It's always like this.

I don't know why.

I don't think I know why I really like you.

Why do I like you?

I think I just like you.

I think I like you just because I like you.