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Stomach injury (1)

The stomach is comfortable, and the whole person is comfortable. But for the arrival of this day, I struggled for forty years. How many forty years can there be in life? Looking back on the stories about the stomach in the past 40 years, they are all tears.

I remember when I was a child without teeth, parents or sisters and other adults had to feed their children. Chew food in adults' mouths before feeding it to children. That's how I was raised when I was a child. I think this traditional practice is reasonable. This is how I feed my children. This is the place that we have passed down from generation to generation. Almost every family feeds their children like this. Don't you know that this ancestral traditional way of feeding children has harmed them from the beginning? I am one of the children who have been hurt by this feeding method. This injury lasted for forty years.

Why are you so sure? I have experienced it personally, so I'm so sure.

? I remember when I was in primary school, celery steamed stuffed bun once ate a family bag and threw up on the way to school. I feel sick to my stomach. Actually, this is the first time in my memory that I feel a stomachache. When I was in high school, I felt a stomachache every time I ate Wowotou. But although it is becoming more and more obvious, my stomach is getting more and more uncomfortable. Still hold back my stomach pain and keep studying.

When I arrived at the military school, my stomach became more and more painful. I went to the school doctor, who prescribed metoclopramide. The whole four-year military academy came with Wei Shuping. Not just the stomach. There is also a lot of dandruff, and there are many small pimples on my head, which itches badly. The doctor said eczema or folliculitis. Kang Wang, Gleditsia sinensis, ginger and other shampoos or friction medicines have all been used. But it never got better. There are also many pimples on the face, especially a big pimple on the nose. The doctor explained that it was adolescence. Said it was after puberty. To make matters worse, allergic rhinitis occurs at the turn of winter and spring and autumn and winter every year. I deal with all kinds of drugs almost every day. I once suspected that I was born with weak constitution and low immunity.

This situation becomes more and more serious with the growth of age. Later, I heard that my uncle died of advanced gastric cancer. He is only in his sixties. I feel horrible. Because my stomach is not good every day. I had a gastroscope in Navy Hospital 404. By biopsy, it was concluded that it was superficial gastritis with bile reflux. I don't know how many stomach medicines I have taken, such as Livzon Dele, Sanjiu Weitai, gastric motility and so on. But reality always hurts. The stomach is not only incurable, but also attacks from time to time. I tried everything I could think of. I eat ginger every morning. Let everyone know that my stomach is bad. Wherever I go, you will tell my friends in the East and remember to make ginger soup for me in the morning. But no matter how careful you are, you can't stop the deterioration of your stomach. That I dare not eat more in recent years. When I eat, my stomach will swell. I feel that I have food in my stomach for a long time and I can't digest it. And the belly is always bulging and round.

I'm worried about my stomach! Because I know my stomach. I returned to Weihai from Kunming in October/October this year because of something urgent. I told my hometown Jiang Tao about my stomach. He asked me to go to the city hospital to check for Helicobacter pylori. This is the first time I've heard about this test. I have occasionally seen this term on the internet before. But I have never contacted myself. This time, Jiang Tao asked me to go to the hospital for examination. I really connected Helicobacter pylori with myself. But because of time, I didn't do this check in Weihai, and went back to my hometown, Shahe and my brother's home in Laizhou.

I suggested to my brother to go to the hospital to have a helicobacter pylori test. My brother said that he had done it and was found to be infected with Helicobacter pylori. He also took medicine, and hasn't checked it yet. He said that there is a special stomach hospital in You Zhu, Laizhou. Specially check for helicobacter pylori. He's on his way to recheck. I can't wait a moment. The next day, my brother and I went to You Zhu Stomach Hospital for an examination on an empty stomach. A check, there is Helicobacter pylori infection.

Dr. Xu prescribed me medicine for seven days. Because I'm allergic to individual drugs. Dr. Xu asked me to take it for three days to see if I was not allergic before continuing to take it. Because I don't live in my hometown. So I proposed to add Dr. Xu's WeChat. Dr. Xu also expressed great understanding.

The stomach trouble that bothered me for forty years was finally found to be caused by Helicobacter pylori infection. So I dare not take it lightly. Take medicine carefully according to the time told by Dr. Xu. After three days, there was no allergic reaction. I'll keep eating. Because of time, I can't stay in my hometown to finish my medicine. When I arrived in Shenzhen and Guangzhou, I took my medicine on time no matter what happened along the way. I contacted Dr. Xu in advance, went to three pharmacies in Guangzhou, and finally bought all the medicines for the next 7 days. The drug price in the pharmacy is twice as expensive as that in the stomach hospital where Dr. Xu is located.

? But on the ninth day after taking the medicine, I felt my legs swollen badly. I take photos for Dr. Xu. Dr. Xu suggested that I stop taking medicine and have a reexamination. I want to finish the medicine for 14 days, and then go for a reexamination. But Dr. Xu replied that I was allergic and didn't need to take any more medicine. He said that someone would kill Helicobacter pylori in 10 days. He still suggested that I review it. But because it happens to be Saturday and Sunday. So I don't know if the hospital can check Helicobacter pylori. I'm calling to consult the Sixth Gastrointestinal Hospital affiliated to Guangzhou Sun Yat-sen University. The waiter who answered the phone said that the doctor could check it when he opened it.

I got up on Sunday morning and went to the Sixth Gastrointestinal Hospital affiliated to Guangzhou Sun Yat-sen University on an empty stomach. The doctors waiting in line for registration said that they could not check on Saturday and Sunday, but they could check on Monday. I asked the doctor to write a bill and prepare to check it again on Monday. I went to the doctor for a C 13 Helicobacter pylori test. The doctor said it was carbon 13. Carbon 14 has long been out of use. This hospital is the same as what Dr. Xu told me. The carbon 14 test was not done, because carbon 14 is radioactive and irritating to gastrointestinal tract, so the responsible hospitals in large hospitals no longer use carbon 14 test. But Dr. Xu reminded me that there are still hospitals that use carbon 14 for profit. Remind me to check carbon 13. So I pay close attention to whether hospitals use carbon 13 for inspection. The doctor said to check with carbon 13, so I am also very relieved.

? However, when I went to pay the fee, Dr. Wan from Shenzhen sent a message to tell me that the dental implant was ready. If I can go to Ann on Monday, I will contact Dr. Wan. Dr. Wan said that Dr. Li was not in on Monday. I am going to Shenzhen on Sunday! So I went to Shenzhen without paying the fee. In the afternoon, Dr. Li gave me dental implants.

On Monday morning, I went to Shenzhen Longgang Central Hospital for Helicobacter pylori examination on an empty stomach. At the doctor's, I saw a patient holding a list, which said carbon 14 helicobacter pylori test and gastroscopy. My heart thumped, thinking that Guangzhou no longer uses carbon 14, but Shenzhen still uses it. Dr. Xu's reminder is unfortunate. So when the doctor gave me a bill, I volunteered to use carbon 13 for Helicobacter pylori detection. Here, I am very happy to meet Dr. Xu. If Dr. Xu hadn't reminded me to do the carbon 13 test in advance. I will also follow the doctor for a carbon 14 test like a normal patient.

? Make a list and check it there. I saw that other patients were nurses who gave two capsules in cups and told them how to drink medicine. When will you blow? When I arrived here, the nurse took a capsule alone and told me how to do it. I was worried and asked if it was carbon 13. The nurse said it was carbon 13. I took the capsule with confidence and then sent it down with water. Drink the water and come back to blow in 30 minutes. A quarter of an hour later, I got the inspection report. The report shows negative, which means that my sterilization was successful. I was very happy, so I took photos of the inspection report and sent it to Dr. Xu.

Dr. Xu replied to my message in time. He said that the review report showed that Helicobacter pylori in my body had been completely killed. But the next words woke me up like a dream. He said that drugs not only killed Helicobacter pylori, a harmful bacterium, but also killed beneficial bacteria in the body. So killing Helicobacter pylori doesn't mean everything is fine. Restoring gastrointestinal function is only the first step. The next step is to repair the damaged gastrointestinal mucosa. The third step is to supplement the probiotics that the body needs. The fourth part is to restore and enhance the immunity and self-healing ability of the body. The fifth part is to effectively prevent Helicobacter pylori reinfection or recurrence.

Dr. Xu's words made me understand why all kinds of treatments in the previous 40 years failed to achieve a radical cure, which was a vicious circle of reinfection, taking medicine and relapse. For forty years, the pain and slow suffering can only be realized by my own experience.

Because I have arrived in Kunming. It will take three days to wait for the conditioner that Dr. Xu sent to repair gastrointestinal mucosa. I actively try to solve the problem of protecting gastrointestinal mucosa first. I slowly put the royal jelly into my mouth, and kept it in my mouth. The saliva kept secreting, and the royal jelly kept diluting, and I slowly swallowed it. Stay in the mouth, throat, esophagus and stomach as long as possible.

Then I went out to find a shop selling fresh milk and drank the yogurt of the day to supplement probiotics. But after drinking the yogurt from the first store, I felt bloated for a long time and couldn't absorb it. I knew there was something wrong with this yogurt. The next day, I went to another place to look for yogurt. This time, I found old yogurt in a small convenience store. I drank a bottle of 3 yuan on the spot, and I also tried to drink a bottle. I feel a little warm when I drink it. I know I got it right this time. Sure enough, it was absorbed soon. My stomach feels empty. This yogurt is half cheaper than the yogurt I drank before. But this is the yogurt I'm looking for, so you can't just look at the price. What suits you is the best.

Because it really feels comfortable. People also have the spirit, and naturally there are more words. At home, I shared it with my brother and told him to take my second sister and Hong Xin to You Zhu Stomatological Hospital to check for Helicobacter pylori. My brother also agreed. But my brother doesn't believe it's really so fast and so good! He said I was psychological. We prescribed medicine at the same time, but his medicine has never been opened and put on his coffee table. My seriousness and 100% obedience have always been the object of their jokes. I have no choice but to be speechless. Since 16 years old, I left my hometown, went out to study, transferred from the army to practice in the sea, and stayed at home ... Everyone in my hometown came to the conclusion that I went to school too much, and I was stupid and nerdy. What's the use of going to school so much? Like me, a fellow villager who went out to college, because of personal character or virtue defects, it all boils down to what's the use of going to school so much in the world. People who don't live in their hometown don't go to school much, but doing business and making money is so promising. I was confused myself before. But with the growth of my age, I gradually understand that since God has given talents, let them be used! This is a fact. Maybe I was born to go to school. Family members are born to get rich.

I am unhappy at school, not because I go to school too much. It's not because I'm not an official, I'm not in business, I'm not rich. It's really because of a stomachache that life is worse than death. Those who know me worry me, and those who don't know me ask me what I want. ! Everything I do is looking for medicine. Whether it is Chinese medicine or western medicine, I will try it as long as I think it makes sense. Although all failed, I didn't give up and I can't give up. Because my body will tell me to continue treatment. I am always in pain, because I haven't received treatment for a while, and I don't have the energy and time to do other things. Whether it is acupuncture, scraping, cupping, moxibustion, acupoint massage, massage and oil-pushing, etc. Nothing I haven't tried. But nothing can be eradicated.

Although I have failed to seek medical treatment for 40 years, I have never been discouraged. I'm grateful to Jiang Tao for reminding me to take the Helicobacter pylori test. I am very grateful to my brother for taking me to You Zhu Stomach Hospital. Thank you for meeting Dr. Xu, who has excellent medical skills and noble medical ethics. Thanks to the Remus couple in Guangzhou for helping me with moxibustion, cooking raw and cooked soup, cooking ginger slices, and helping me to bleed blood and regulate my stomach. I am grateful to Dr. Li from Shenzhen for helping me to extract teeth and implant teeth to enhance my oral health function. Thanksgiving Golden Bee in Kunming suggested that I eat royal jelly to repair gastric mucosa, and the dentist recommended by Thanksgiving Golden Bee made braces for me to repair my damaged teeth. I also want to thank the people who care about me all the way and have paid so much for my stomach and body! I can't repay these people who are kind to me one by one. I can only help more people through my practice and my way! Let big love pass big love! People who have helped me may not get my reward directly, but they will definitely get a reward from a noble person. This way of love is great love! I am for everyone, and everyone is my great love!

I just got the news because of my personal experience and my true feelings sharing. The golden bee went to the hospital this morning for a C 13 test of Helicobacter pylori. His test results were negative. Which means he's not infected with Helicobacter pylori. He is a blessed man. There are such people because they are born with antibodies against Helicobacter pylori infection in their blood. Therefore, even if you are exposed to Helicobacter pylori for various reasons, you will not be infected. It can also be concluded from these aspects that people are different. There is no way to compare, and there is no way to compare. This is everyone's life! Blessed are those who live a happy life.

The reason why I insist on writing my true feelings is to encourage myself to insist on treatment, and also to take myself as a verification. Monitor your treatment effect in real time. The second is to let more people pay attention to their health and do a helicobacter pylori test as soon as possible. Once you find yourself infected with Helicobacter pylori, don't take detours and continue treatment according to the continuous treatment plan given by Dr. Xu. This requires understanding, conscientious obedience and persistence. Illness comes quickly and goes quickly. It will take at least 60 years to recover from the 40-year history of stomach trouble. I will stick to the long road of recovery in the future with my consistent perseverance.

? Although some relatives still say that I exaggerated my stomach. This is what they see every day. It's my good side. They're not me. I don't know how uncomfortable it is to face a disgusting stomach every day. Maybe they said I was looking for the wrong reason. You can't blame your parents for mouth-to-mouth feeding when you were a child. I'm not saying that my parents are wrong, but that this tradition is wrong. Helicobacter pylori can be transmitted to the next generation in this way. Moreover, this helicobacter pylori infection started at an early age. To make matters worse, I didn't know the existence of Helicobacter pylori. That it has been treated as ordinary gastritis. It took 40 years. It is conceivable that 40 years is still very short. Those ancestors may have been brought into the coffin from childhood infection, and they still don't know all the discomfort caused by this Helicobacter pylori infection. Just like my uncle, he died of advanced gastric cancer in his 60 s. Helicobacter pylori is the cause of gastric cancer. It's terrible to think about it. Because two Australian medical and biological experts discovered Helicobacter pylori, they won the Nobel Prize in Medicine for this discovery, because they solved the stomach problem for millions of ordinary people in Qian Qian. Be grateful to them!

Don't explain, don't argue, take care of your gastrointestinal tract. When you are healthy, everyone will understand. At noon today, I went to that small convenience store and drank a bottle of yogurt. Where have I been? There are only two bottles of yogurt left. I drank one of the bottles. Ask the boss if he has yogurt this afternoon. The boss said that fresh yogurt would be delivered at 3 pm. Delivered at 9 am and 3 pm every day.

I took a sip of royal jelly at night. I think it's a little spicy. Is it because I caught a cold and coughed a few times in the morning that my throat became inflamed? Anyway, I insist on maintaining gastrointestinal mucosa with my own experience and conditions.

? I hope to hear from Dr. Xu tomorrow.

(To be continued)