A longer joke about a conversation between two people.

Dialogue between students admitted to a university in Beijing and alumni;

Are you from Yunnan?

"yes"

"Wow ... it's so far ..."

..........

"Is Yunnan liberated?"

"No, we all carry guns in class."

"You can speak Chinese ~!"

I learned it on the train when I first came.

"Do you live in a cave?"

"No, we live in a tree."

"Is Yunnan in Kunming?"

"Well, Yunnan is the capital of Kunming."

"Where are your many pigtails?"

"In order to go to college, I had to cut it off!"

"Do you still eat raw meat?"

"Our boss invented wood to make a fire, and we ate barbecue."

"Are you from Yunnan?"

"yes."

"That's great. Next time I travel to Lhasa, I will stay at your home. "

"helliphellip is fine, but my home is a little far from Lhasa."

"Then how do you come to school?"

"Riding a donkey to Beijing by plane."

"Must be a long time to get there?

"Get used to it, just leave half a year in advance!"

“helliphelliphelliphelliphelliphellip！

Why not ride a horse?

"In Yunnan, riding is done by the poor, and we have already tested it.

They all ride camels and donkeys.

Then there is no college entrance examination in Yunnan, and the exams are all archery competitions.

Put a sign one kilometer away,

Write "Tsinghua" and put "Peking University" next to it, and then a person will have three chances.

My first shot in Tsinghua and my second shot in Peking University failed. Finally, for safety reasons,

Take the nearest sign, which is this school.