The old man's joke story

1, an old lady called the police station: Mr. Pol.ice! There is a naked man in the building opposite! ?

? Don't be afraid, madam, we'll be there soon! ?

A few minutes later, the police arrived at the scene.

Pol.ice: Where is the naked man?

The old lady said:? It's opposite the building. ?

Pol.ice looked out and said doubtfully, where is it? I didn't see it! ?

The old lady said:? You can see it with a telescope. ?

My grandfather was a little deaf when he was old. I remember that once my cousin and I talked about a TV series called "Married the Wrong Sedan", which was a small fire TV series.

My cousin and I were having a good time when grandpa passed by and asked us: What? To see Yang Liulang?

When the old man saw the sesame paste jiaozi on the dining table, he felt very sorry. He picked them up and ate them, muttering as he ate: They're all gone bad.

After a while, the old lady came over with a rag in her hand and said, Did you wipe all the chicken shit on the table just now?

My friend was in the car that day. She saw an old lady standing beside her. She tugged at the old lady's sleeve and whispered, Please sit down. ?

After the old lady sat down, she said, What a beautiful girl, but she is stupid. ?

One day, my father was watching the boxing match on TV, and my grandmother followed it carefully for a long time and said a word. Are they really fighting? What is standing next to it? Why not pull it?

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