Happy smile humorous jokes

A collection of humorous jokes with a happy smile

Jokes come from life, but they can make our lives more joyful and happy. Now, let’s have fun and laugh together.

Selection of Happy Smile Humorous Jokes

1

Today’s children are really amazing. When I went home last week, I happened to be little My nephew is also there. I had nothing to do to tease him, and asked him if he had it at school? He said: Yes, and I asked why he didn't bring it to play with. Unexpectedly, the naughty kid said: There is a leak. . . . Who did you learn this from!!!

2

I criticized the uncle in the cafeteria: "This taro is too stale. It looks like it was sold out a few days ago." Down!? The uncle shook his head and said deeply: "All the taros in the world are reunions after a long absence." ?

3

Some people say that when a woman is angry, just give her a shot and everything will be cured. I think: There are two results of having sex. The first is that the woman becomes more and more angry, and the second is that the woman becomes more and more angry.

4

I remember it was a cold winter. I didn’t want to get up in the morning, so I told my roommate that I wouldn’t go to class, and asked him to help me come up with an excuse. As a result, the news of my heat stroke spread throughout our school the next day. . .

5

I didn’t have a good meal today, so I bought instant noodles. On the way back, I felt something was wrong. When I got home, I opened the instant noodles and I was messy! I have a lot of backs. !I’ve seen people without forks, and I’ve seen people without seasonings. This is the first time I’ve seen someone without a face!!!

6

A female colleague has a boyfriend outside. I She kindly advised her: "Your husband has such a bad temper. If he finds out one day, you will be dead. Turn around as soon as possible!" The female colleague confidently said: "What are you afraid of! I won't affect his use!"

My friend Xiao Wu complained to me: "Finally I know why it is said that women's hearts are so deep that I used my eyes to hint that his girlfriend was behind his back." ?Because needles, like women, are used to cause pain. ?Xiaowu continued.

8

A handsome senior posted a message in his circle of friends: From now on, I want to find someone who can take care of my children, wash and cook for them, and do housework at home every day! I have a crush. Jiu’s girl commented: I do! Senior: Okay, you will be my nanny from now on

9

Some time ago, my girlfriend and I had a fight, and we used our physical strength to beat her Give her a meal. Recently I have noticed that she is getting more and more depressed, and the way she looks at me is wrong. I am still thinking that it is too late to apologize to her. Today, I dragged her. . . Okay, there's a leak. . . .

10

I was squeezing the bus today, and when I looked back, I found that my bag was open!! When I looked at my phone, wallet, and everything, I lost my homework book to the teacher. ：?You?You?Get out!?

A complete collection of humorous jokes

1. My best friend and her husband had a quarrel!

The reason is: Back then My best friend was hurt by love and was about to commit suicide by jumping into the river. Fortunately, her husband was fishing by the river and was saved! Later, the two came together. The best friend always thought that her husband fell in love with her at first sight until her husband drank too much on their wedding anniversary and told her When she pursued her in the first place, she was actually afraid that if she still couldn't get over it, she would continue to jump into the river! Then he wouldn't be able to fish!!

2. My best friend went to see a house and came back at night covering her mouth. I asked: What's wrong? Why are you so embarrassed?

My best friend said angrily: I don't even want that property for free! Made Developer is so dishonest.

What happened?

?The jujubes on the plate in the exhibition hall were actually made of stone. I bit one without looking carefully.

3. Elementary school teacher The most useful experience I have ever learned.

When you ask your dad for money, you have to choose the right time. You can’t ask for money in the morning because you have a bad temper right after you get up. The best time to ask for money is after dinner in the evening. Nine times out of ten you will get money.

The love for the teacher suddenly seemed like a surging river

4. After dinner, I took a walk in the community. I thought of the craftsmen who sharpened scissors, sharpened kitchen knives, and repaired pots and jars when I was a child. The shouting in the streets was very interesting, so I couldn't help shouting loudly. After a while, several uncles and aunties came out with scissors and kitchen knives!!

5. Gradually I I understand a truth, it is often those inconspicuous small restaurants where you can get real delicious food. And those hotels with gorgeous decoration, exquisite cooking and considerate service, I can't afford?

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