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I can't bear to read how bad the poems written by Gan Long are.

You know,

Who is the poet who writes the most poems in China?

Li Bai, Du Fu, Bai Juyi, Lu You ...

Don't! ! !

He is the CEO of the Qing Dynasty, Emperor Qianlong.

& ltImg class="pgc-img-caption "Gan Long wrote more than 43,000 poems in his life.

What is this concept?

You know, Tang poetry is the peak of China's poetry development.

The whole Tang poetry contains more than 2000 poets.

* * * more than forty-eight thousand poems.

Gan Long wrote more than 40,000 songs by himself.

The number of poems he wrote himself,

Almost caught up with the whole Tang poetry.

According to 88 years' work,

Write 1.3 poems every day on average.

It can be said that you are not diligent.

& ltImg class="pgc-img-caption "Qianlong loves to write poems. To what extent?

If you have nothing to write, write poetry if you have something to do.

Eat a cucumber and write a poem. Go to the attic and write a poem.

The point is, even if you go to the bathroom,

Make toilet paper nervous,

I asked you if you were embarrassed.

however

A cruel fact is that even though there are few poems in the Tang Dynasty,

It's just the first classic, and the handwriting is very good.

Ke Ganlong's poems, though written a lot,

But none of the classics have been handed down to future generations.

I asked you if you were embarrassed.

& ltImg class="pgc-img-caption "This picture is from me.

The following two poems have always been regarded as "masterpieces" of Qianlong.

Yonghua

One, two, three or four, five, six, seven or eight.

Nine flowers, ten flowers and eleven flowers flew into the grass and disappeared.

Ode to the city wall

You can see the sawtooth of the city wall from a distance, and you can see the sawtooth of the city wall from a distance.

If you turn the city wall upside down, you won't see it above, but you will see it below.

In fact, these two poems are not dry.

Complete Works of Leshan Hall and Imperial Poems,

This is just a fictional joke,

This has nothing to do with Gan Long.

& lt Today, let's put aside prejudice and look at the poems written by Gan Long.

Poet friends, have a taste. How about Tang poetry?

Eat a cucumber and write a poem:

cucumber

The food is the best in Yanjing, and it is not certain whether it is new or not in February.

The framed and hedged parts, the landscape of Tianjia draws the true feelings.

Shi Jun: This poem is quite smooth, with a smooth temperament.

Master Finger Painting Tiger (Excerpt)

Yan, an old man in Tieling, doesn't use pen and finger to draw.

I am full of fun and fun, and I am alert in my later years.

Draw me a pale tiger, I'm angry and cold.

At the beginning of the ink, I was completely shy, and I was worried about wolves.

Shijun: The beginning of this poem is a limerick!

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Deer walk in the wilderness, strong men chase them, and frogs sing purple.

Pull out the mountain and lift the tripod, why suddenly and violently, the tooth sword does not move.

There are no songs in the world, only sighs in the account.

Where are the three families in my hometown? Wujiang river never washes its sorrow for thousands of years.

Shijun: What do you mean by chasing a strong man in the wilderness? Poetry is so confusing.

It rains at night

The rain at night hit the window of the ship, just worth waking up.

It is suitable for ears, but it is not cold to wear.

It is the south that has been nourished. Remember the north and stick to it forever.

In an instant, the voice became smaller and I was worried that I couldn't sleep.

& ltImg class="pgc-img-caption ""Brave and strict "

A tent reed factory carries people watching salt stoves.

The mountains are far away, but the kettle is hard.

If you know the temperature, you should cook it, and the brine slurry should be stirred evenly.

Poor and bitter all the year round. Henry is another man.

Shijun: This poem praises the working people and is straightforward! Praise the emperor for chanting for the working people.

Du Shi

What does Du Fu's poems have to do with me? I can't bear to see it every time.

Cold is a bad day, but winter is suitable and summer is full of glory.

In Tang 820, in Han Chuban Ma.

Clear words, beautiful sentences, ethereal and ancient, all written from sex.

Alas, there is a man today, and I want to worship the wind!

Poet Jun: I admire Du Fu very much, and "I never forget anything", which shows my feelings.

Su Yanshi Song Tu

Mr. Dongpo is stubborn, and his paintings are similar in Zen.

Close-up of bald old pine branches, old pine branches die.

For example, the head of a strong man can be broken, and the heart of the ancients cannot be destroyed.

Knock on the gong, and the empty hall shakes the cold wave.

Shijun: It's the first time I heard that Mr. Dongpo is a stubborn man, but he described it appropriately.

& ltImg class="pgc-img-caption "New Year's Eve

This day is dry and long, and it is the Jiaqing year of the Ming Dynasty.

Rare in ancient and modern times, heaven and earth are kind.

Parents dare to say thank you, and their hearts gain piety.

Nearly into the old man said, cloud ten lucky can all.

Shijun: Shijun thinks this is a circle of friends on New Year's Eve!

Go to Cai Xin

The old monarch and his subjects are like old friends. Xi should be sincere before returning.

Nine-year-old demeanor is rare today, and Guo Yan's spirit has increased compared with the past.

Children pay attention to crimson gauze curtains and freeze jade pots when they flow.

If you ask politely and say that you have done nothing, you will believe that I have failed.

Shi Jun: Qianlong wrote a poem to the courtiers and asked if you were moved. Cai Xin: The emperor never dared to speak ill of his poems.

& ltImg class="pgc-img-caption ""Reading problem "

I can't believe it. Oh, there are fewer leaves and more roots at the top of the tree.

The walls of the autumn mountain are clear and clear, and the wild lake is frozen without waves.

The pheasant hides deep in the grass valley to avoid the wind, and the deer knows the cold and the sunny slope.

The clothes were given and the poems were sung. Why is it difficult for Artemisia people?

Shijun: I came here myself. Would you please comment?

Crossing Mongolian tribes

Children can ride camels when they are five years old. Milk cakes are good food.

Suddenly, I turned over and made my father and Monty dance.

Shijun: Mongolian children are really fierce.

According to history,

Qianlong's poems,

In fact, it is equivalent to Weibo WeChat now.

His poems are written for himself.

& ltImg class="pgc-img-caption "Shi Jun just wants to say to Gan Long:

Be your emperor,

To be an outstanding poet,

It's too hard for you.

But one thing, Qianlong is worth learning.

That is to love poetry and write boldly.

But as an emperor, no one dares to point out his faults.

It is said that Ji Xiaolan also highly praised Qianlong's poems.

Some ministers also imitated his imperial poems,

Qianlong's confidence increased greatly and he began to write poems.

It is even more out of control.

& ltImg class="pgc-img-caption "Think about it.

If we have Ganlong's crazy love for poetry,

Write boldly, with a good teacher beside you,

There are many things to grind,

I believe I can write good poems, too.