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Ridiculous Nike bow broke ten thousand, Wang Sicong closed his eyes and rushed! What can I buy in September to please my sister?

In the last few days of August, Nike bow headband became a hot topic. This drama of "the trafficker revels and the fool pays the bill" has really entertained many readers and fooled many outsiders.

Among many followers, the appearance of Wang Cong and Ou Na also added some drama to this farce. As the discipline inspection commission of the entertainment circle, President Wang is also deeply involved in the trend circle. If you really want to buy a bow to please your sister, it's not difficult. I'm afraid those who really follow the trend will be charged IQ tax.

However, seeing that the headband premium of the original price 169 has reached thousands or even tens of thousands, people can't sigh that love is expensive and IQ is good. Although "left-handed upside down" is only an entry-level operation in the chaos of the trend circle, many netizens still can't help but say: nm is too outrageous!

In fact, whether it is the trend circle or the fashion circle, the single product premium has long been a very normal topic, either out of stories or gimmicks, but it is more acceptable than this unfounded explosion.

With more and more people disturbing the market with "cultural" hats, the premium speculation of sneakers has become a "joke" in the eyes of outsiders.

Today's Nike bow may be the same as that of the Supreme Paratrooper, but it should be said that amateurs watch the excitement and experts watch the doorway. It's nothing more than passing clouds and smoke. Everyone wants to see what surprises the shoes in September can bring to everyone besides Nike hair bands.

7 Moncler chips+reverse chuck 70

Release date: September 3.

Hiroshi Fujiwara has recently started to exert its strength in the shoe circle, and the cooperation with JORDAN brand has become the focus of attention after many years. In addition, Hiroshi Fujiwara joined hands with Converse to bring 7 Moncler Fragment+ Converse Chuck 70.

The design still continues Hiroshi Fujiwara's minimalist aesthetics, and the details are the familiar "seals". Extraordinary identity is clear at a glance, and the compatibility for wearing is very high. At present, some cities have begun to draw prizes, so interested friends should not miss the opportunity to start.

Air Jordan 1 retro high OG "biological hacker"

Release date: September 4.

Known as the most controversial AJ 1, it will officially debut this month. It inherits the classic cooperation mode of Nike Sbdunk X Undefined in appearance, and uses dark stitching and silver Swoosh logo to form a strong contrast.

This kind of shoes has great polarization. Some people think that it is suitable for autumn and winter, and it can be a heavy "flat substitute" in color matching. However, some people think that these shoes are not amazing, but they are held too high by netizens. Will you rush after the official sale?

YEEZY sliding core/ash

Release time: September 4.

YEEZY slippers must not need to be introduced to you too much. Since its debut, it has made people "really fragrant", which shows that the market for slippers is extraordinary. The two pairs of color matching that appeared this time are also more autumn and winter, and I believe they can become the darling of hipsters this autumn.

Nike dunks low "Chicago"

Release time: September 9

This pair of dunks with three classic colors, black, red and white, lacks the heart in the "palette" but is not worthy of its name "Chicago".

With the end of sales in many overseas regions, domestic friends will finally usher in the official sale. At the moment when dunks are piling up, if you have certain feelings for Chicago, then these shoes will also be a leisurely choice.

Release date: September 10

Last year was the heyday of AF 1, and the cooperation of CPFM was also valued by many big brands, but it was not very friendly to domestic partners, and most of them were mercenary. After the exposure of overseas sneaker media, this shoe will be replenished this month, so friends who want to start naturally can't miss this opportunity!

Nike dunks low "community garden"

Release date: September 10

The "community garden", known as the "Little TS" joint venture, will also be put on sale this month. The use of tannin material makes the shoes full of texture, and the retro tones correspond to a variety of ethnic patterns. Although fancy does not conflict, the color matching that adapts to autumn and winter has also become the goal of many shoe friends.

The rare lemon Swoosh logo also brings a bright effect to everyone and increases the fresh texture of shoes. I wonder if these shoes can capture the love of your toes?

Air Jordan 1 high zoom "crater"

Release date: September 1 1.

It is still the ZOOM series AJ 1, but different from before, the "Crater" color matching that debuted this time belongs to Nike's brand-new environmental protection theme space hippie series.

The vamp is made of dark gray recycled environmental protection fabric, which not only has no sense of cheapness, but also makes people feel full of tannins. In addition, the red stitching can also highlight the details, which is very retro and deconstructed. I believe it can also be the goal of many shoe friends.

Nike SB dunks high "Doraemon"

Release date: September

As a high-profile slam dunk that has rarely appeared recently, the color matching that resembles Doraemon is really eye-catching. Although the combination of red and blue is very easy to step on thunder, this shoe has been well received by everyone.

In addition to eye-catching color matching, shoes of various materials also make people feel full of texture. As for the specific release time, some overseas stores have also started the lottery mode, and domestic partners may have to wait.

PEACEMINUSONE x Nike af 1 Para-Noise 2.0

Release date: September

As a member of last year's shoe king competition, G-Dragon proved to everyone what the real "bearing capacity" is. After the black version, the white AF 1 was officially released. After the personal interpretation by Long Ge, people are looking forward to it more and more.

It is still loaded on the double, and it is full of playability. Shoe friends who failed to start with black shoes last year should seize this opportunity. After all, black and white color matching is always the most classic.

It can be seen that Nike is still the mainstay in September. I wonder if your SNKRS is enough for you to break the record of "zero order"?

Which pair do you like best in the Nike Dunk Contest in September?