Which comic dialogue has a story of writing letters and drawing circles?

The main content of Letter from Shanxi is a joke that Shanxi people and their wives exchange pictures.

Cao: Cao Yunjin.

Liu: Say.

Cao: This crosstalk is one after another.

Liu: Yes, Cao: Crosstalk is the art of language, and China's language is profound.

Liu: That's right.

Cao: Every word has its meaning.

Liu: Oh?

Cao: Don't say a word, not even a punctuation mark. If you don't pay attention, you will make jokes.

Liu: Really?

Cao: Let's take our family for example.

Cao: I have a friend from Shanxi who grew up in the mountains. He has no schooling, little knowledge and can't read. This age, thirty years old, almost forty. We all call him second brother. Once he invited me to dinner.

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: It is expected to arrive at noon 1 1: 30.

Liu: Oh

Cao: Then I will go home. He also invited a guest.

Liu: Oh

Cao: But this one won't come until twelve o'clock.

Liu: Yo.

Cao: He was in a hurry, so he drew a note.

Liu: No, no, why do you paint later?

Cao: Because he can't write.

Liu; oh

Cao: So I drew a note.

Liu: You can only draw.

Cao: What do I draw? I drew a kitten, covering her mouth with one hand and her ass with the other. I don't know what this means.

Liu: That's strange.

Cao: He folded the child at the door and sent it to the grandfather in the front yard. Let's live in the front yard not far away. After a while, the child came back and brought back a note when he didn't bring it. I looked at what I drew. This is also a painting. There is a turtle in the birdcage. The tortoise's head is outside the birdcage. He looks at the birdcage. Let's not wait for him. Let's eat. I said don't leave me alone. What do you mean I don't understand?

Liu: Yes.

Cao: What do you mean by drawing a kitten with one hand covering her mouth and one hand covering her ass?

Liu: Why?

Cao: Hi, I told him to invite him to dinner this afternoon.

Liu: Hello.

Cao: Oh, it's afternoon covering your ass. What does he mean by drawing a cage with a turtle's brain bag outside the cage and exploring the turtle's body inside the cage?

Liu: Um Cao: He told me that I probably can't get out (Cao and Liu are both groping for grace). Oh, can't big Gail go out? Hi-tech, this thing

Liu: The foundation of a spy Cao: Oh, eat, eat, drink, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat.

Liu: Why?

Cao: I'm going to perform in Taiyuan, Shanxi next week. Your hometown is also Taiyuan. If there is anything I need to take home, please give it to me. I'll take care of your second brother. I'm glad to hear the news. Good, good. When you arrive in Taiyuan, you can find the acid master in Xinggan Village. That's my father's kiss. You can bring me something. What did you bring? There is still 500 yuan for a letter. Isn't that all? Buy me a letter from 500 yuan. I received a briefing.

Liu: I have to go now.

Cao: I didn't bring my game machine when I got on the bus (sigh)

Liu: Why did you take that?

Cao: I didn't bring my book either. It's a long way to sleep. What do you think I'm doing? (An audience member shouts: Open the letter)

Cao: bosom friend. This is a bosom friend (panic of beauty). Let me open the letter and have a look.

Liu: No, no, wait a minute. Don't be beautiful This is immoral, you know?

Cao: I know Liu. Cao: Are you in charge? I opened your letter. I opened your letter.

Liu: No, no.

Cao: Is there anything I can do? Are you in charge? Are you in charge?

Liu: Broken mouth.

Cao: It's none of your business.

Liu: That's all right.

Cao: Look, look. Take it out and have a look I'm very happy.

Liu: What's the matter

Cao: I drew another one.

Liu: Why are they all paintings?

Cao: Well, I drew a picture, which is quite vivid.

Liu: What do you have?

Cao: There are seven camels on this side of the letter.

Liu: Camel?

Cao: Does the camel know?

Liu: Camels know.

Cao: (gesturing seven camels with his hand)

Liu: I said, I said, don't draw all seven in the future, okay?

Cao: There are seven camel letters. There is a big tree with two flies on its fork. There are four bastards standing under the tree, with two flagons and an egg beside them (impatient). I don't know what this means. Fold it up and put it in the envelope. Let's go to sleep. Soon, we will arrive in Taiyuan. After the performance at the Taiyuan Theatre, I took a walk around the local area the next day.

Liu: Fight.

Cao: Do you want to buy some local products?

Liu: Right.

Cao: A local product is nothing more than alcohol and tobacco.

Liu: That's right. Cao: I am used to drinking foreign wine in Beijing. Buy some cigarettes.

Liu: Well, that's ok.

Cao: Let me look at the local cigarettes. Alas, how much is this Shanxi cigarette in Yantan? One hundred dollars each (hesitating). If it's cheaper, 100 yuan will do. Buy it, buy it or not.

Liu: No bargaining.

Cao: Not expensive. Buy one. Give me a cigarette. I remember. I have work to do here.

Liu: What is it?

Cao: Send something to the second brother's house.

Liu: Oh, yes.

Cao: Isn't that right, Mr. Acid from Xing 'an Village?

Liu: That's right.

Cao: Look for it. It is easy to find.

Liu: It's easy to find.

Cao: As soon as I saw the house, I closed the door and slapped Chai Fei.

Liu: No, there's no need to delay these days. You can say knock.

Cao: Are you making trouble?

Liu: No.

Cao: Knock.

Liu: Don't use that.

Cao: Knock.

Liu: Why knock when there is a doorbell?

Cao: I'll do everything I can to see if it rings.

Liu: I am here to play.

Cao: With a creak, the door opened and there stood an old man in his sixties. I said, are you the acid owner of Xinggan Village? Yes, I am the sour master (Shanxi dialect). I felt very sour when I said that your son asked me to bring you something. What did my son ask you to bring me? Come on, come on, come on, come on

Liu: Let it in.

Cao: Let me go inside. My son asked you to bring me something. Hey, your son, let me bring you a letter and 400 yuan money.

Liu: No, later you were wrong about 500 yuan.

Cao: Four hundred.

Liu: No, you just said it was 500.

Cao: What did I say?

Liu: No, there is a difference of one hundred dollars here.

Cao: Nonsense. Buy cigarettes.

Liu: What about buying cigarettes with other people's money?

Cao: I'll give him a try. Is it good or not?

Liu: Is anyone taking advantage of you?

Cao: Are you in charge? I took your money. I took your money. What's your problem? What's your problem?

Liu: Why are you so sad? It's none of my business. Cao: A letter is for 400 yuan.

Liu: Um Cao: I handed in the things. The old man took the letter and opened it. Look at me. Look at this letter. Look at me. What's your relationship with my son? A nodding acquaintance Liu: No, you are brothers. You just said that.

Cao: (shaking his head) You can't say that. What's wrong with Brother Liu?

Cao: Do you know? You stole someone else's 100 yuan to buy cigarettes, which is outrageous.

Liu: (angry) You feel inferior enough.

Cao: Don't worry. It's just a nodding acquaintance.

Liu: Look at this.

Cao: When the old man read the letter, I was wrong. You and my son are brothers. How did you know? The letter is clearly written (suspected). Where is it written?

Liu: Yes.

Cao: Look, this letter is painted with seven camels. We Shanxi people have a rule called camel.

Liu: What are the rules?

Cao: Five consistent, 60% string, 70% gang, 80% gang. There are seven camels painted on it, which means that you and my son are brothers. Liu: Oh, Cao: We are both camels.

Liu: Hey, I didn't say that.

Cao: I think this 100 yuan has solved the case.

Liu: I think so.

Cao: We have to grit our teeth. How much money did my son ask you to bring me (a little something)-400.

Liu: Kong Cao: (reading the letter) No! Yeah! ! ! (shaking hands)

Liu: Can you not be nervous?

Cao: The luggage should be turned over.

Liu: Hey, don't bother.

Cao: Four hundred-no, five hundred-where did you say five hundred?

Liu: Yes.

Cao: The letter is clearly written (horizontally) where it is written and where it is written.

Liu: The energy is broken again. Tell me.

Cao: We're going to install it horizontally.

Liu: Oh

Cao: Look, this letter depicts a big tree. There are two flies on the branch of this tree. We Shanxi people call this a fly, not a fly.

Liu: What's its name?

Cao: That's called a fly.

Liu: A fly?

Cao: The money we spend is also called silver.

Liu: Oh, Cao: Look at this picture. Two flies landed on the fork of a tree. This is my son telling me that I have money.

Liu: (thinking for a long time) Wow! It's amazing!

Cao: Does it say 500? -It's 400.

Liu: Yes! Cao: That's 400, that's 400-then look under the tree, there are four bastards standing with two flagons, 4832291850-that's 50, that's 50, and there's an egg next to it!

Liu: Hello! (Laughter from the audience! ! ! )

Cao: (Q) Are you from the earth?

Liu: It's amazing.

Cao: Is the way of communication special? Tell the truth, uncle. I bought a cigarette at 100 yuan.

Liu: To tell the truth.

Cao: That's all right. Money is a thing outside the body.

Liu: Look.

Cao: Go if you want. I said I'm leaving tomorrow, and you can come to my house and bring me something at night. I said yes. Don't worry. Anyway, I went home again at night. The old man took out two envelopes for me. The older one was given to my son, and the younger one to your second brother.

Liu: Oh

Cao: Don't worry-I said no, no, I said there is no money here, right? -No, you can't give you money.

Liu: drink ~! (Continue to laugh ...) Liu: Exactly.

Cao: (Sorry) Are you bored like this?

Liu: It's quite interesting.

Cao: I'm embarrassed (covering my face)

Liu: How dare you?

Cao: I took my things and got on the train and went back to Beijing. I'm so bored.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: I didn't bring my game machine either.

Liu: Oh (a group of people in the audience shouted: Open the letter! ! ! )

Cao: There are more and more bosom friends. Liu: Alas, you are going to learn badly.

Cao: I opened the letter to see if they had learned something bad from me.

Liu: Almost.

Cao: Let me open the letter.

Liu: tear it down.

Cao: I'll open this big one first and take out the letter. Wow, this letter is really interesting!

Liu: What's wrong?

Cao: It's still a painting.

Liu: What do you have?

Cao: There are two barrels, the bottom of which is upward, and there are two flies on the barrels. I don't want to ask questions about money here.

Liu: Yes, I have money.

Cao: We know about the silver. His father once told me about it.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: Look at the profile and draw a big circle. Draw a small circle. Inside the Great Circle, there is a firecracker. The firecrackers set off in the New Year are a little. Inside and outside the small circle is a layer of silkworm chrysalis.

Liu: I know.

Cao: Silkworm cocoon

Liu: You can make silk thread.

Cao: Well, I don't understand what this silk thread thing means. Fold it up and put it in the envelope to open this small one.

Liu: I have to see everything.

Cao: I'll open it. Wow!

Liu: What do you mean?

Cao: Very interesting.

Liu: Yes.

Cao: It's too coke.

Liu: Tell me about it.

Cao: Two lively pigeons, a duck, two pigeons, a duck, four pigeons and two ducks. On this side of the letter, there is an elephant with a knife wrapped around its nose. This knife stuck in the goose's neck and killed it. The goose's neck is bleeding.

Liu: Alas!

Cao: At the bottom of the letter, there is a picture of a broken silk, but the silk is still connected with a small charcoal. Then there is a picture of a little man with a crew cut and a black coat with a hundred dollars in his hand and a cigarette in his hand (talking and gesticulating) (audience laughs ~! ! Constant sound)

Cao: (gesturing foolishly to see) It seems that there is still me?

Liu: (I'm so happy) There must be you!

Cao: I don't know what this means. If I wait in the envelope, I can't sleep. I will wait here.

Liu: Then, why don't you do it?

Cao: Soon, I arrived in Beijing. After I came out of Beijing, I didn't even go home. I went directly to my second brother's house.

Liu: Oh

Cao: My second brother, I've come to get something. Thank you. Thank you for opening the drawer, putting it in the drawer and closing it. All right, you can go. Don't leave. Open it. Don't introduce our letter. what are you reading? And me (excited gesture). There's me. There's me. There's me.

Liu: I missed it.

Cao: How can there be you-don't talk nonsense, open it quickly-OK, I'll open it, but don't tell anyone. Open this big one first-good gold, you have to make friends like you.

Liu: What's the matter?

Cao: What's the matter? You brought me money.-Where is it written? Look at this picture. There are two flies on the bucket. We Shanxi people don't call this fly a fly-I know the money spent is also called silver-oh, you know we don't call this bucket a bucket.

Liu: What's your name?

Cao: It's called Shuijian.

Liu: Oh

Cao: Look at these two buckets, that is, the water tip is put down, and it is a sentence to connect with this fly.

Liu: What can I say?

Cao: The silver has arrived.

Liu: OK.

Cao: If the water is reversed, it will be reversed. Okay, what do I mean by big circle and small circle?

Liu: Huh?

Cao: The big circle is a rice bowl, and the small circle is a tea bowl. Oh, I said there was a firecracker in the big circle and a cocoon in the small circle. What do you mean? My father thinks I think about it in my tea every day. It is terrible to put firecrackers in rice.

Liu: Great (thumbs up)

Cao: Oh, ok, ok, I see. Dad, he folded it and put it in an envelope. Ok, ok, let's go-don't go, just read the letter (excitedly)

Liu: This is the key.

Cao: Don't-don't, don't, I have to read my-not my wife's letter. Don't tell anyone. Opening the letter, my second brother cried-why did my second brother cry?

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: Look, there are two pigeons, a duck, two pigeons and a duck painted on it. This is your sister-in-law calling me: brother, brother.

Liu: Well, it's really hard to say.

Cao: (speechless) I told you not to cry. Keep reading. There is a picture of an elephant with a knife wrapped around its nose. This knife stuck in the goose's neck and killed it. This is a sentence in my head.

Liu: What can I say?

Cao: Brother, brother, do you want to kill me like a goose?

Liu: You are such a thing.

Cao: I said, what does it mean to draw a lotus root with a broken silk and a small piece of charcoal? -Your sister-in-law thinks that I want to grow up and sigh every day!

Liu: Great!

Cao: What do you mean when I say there is a little man with a flat head, a black coat in his hand and a cigarette in his hand?

Liu: Hmm.

Cao: Hey, don't mention it. My son doesn't steal 100 yuan to buy cigarettes-me!