Funny jokes about the workplace

Boss, are there other employees in our company besides me?

On my first day at work, my boss said to me, "In this company, everyone is your enemy except me. The workplace is like a battlefield. Either you die or I live. Our corporate culture is the culture of wolves. "

At that time, I was deeply shocked by this corporate culture full of cruel competition: "Boss, are there any other employees in our company besides me?"

A real estate company recruits, but all the recruits are ugly married women. Someone asked, "aren't these married women recruited to sell houses?" The boss said, "These people are all my chosen talents!" " Continue to ask: "Talent? No! " The boss said,' They can marry themselves, but they are afraid that she can't sell anything? "

Some things, from another angle, are really different!

Two cannibals applied for a job in a company. Knowing that these two groups eat people every day, the HR director of the company warned them: "If you dare to eat someone in the company, you will be fired immediately!" " "The two cannibals reluctantly agreed that they would never eat people in the company.

Two months have passed and the company is safe. Suddenly one day, the company found that the cleaner in charge of cleaning the company's hygiene was missing. So the personnel director was very angry, found two cannibals to denounce and fired them on the spot. Out of the company gate, a cannibal immediately complained to another person: "I have been warning you not to eat people who are doing things, but you just won't listen!" " We ate a manager every day for two months and no one found out. You see, if you eat the cleaners now, they will find out right away! You are such a pig! ! ! "