A joke, requirements: short, novel, no animal dialogue.

1. Female: "I can marry anyone as long as I have money." Man: "Will you marry the safe in the bank?" My wife wants to lose weight, so she goes cycling every day. As a result, the horse lost 40 pounds in a month. 3. Patient: "Doctor, you left your scissors in my stomach." "Never mind, I have another one." Judge: Why do you print counterfeit money? The defendant said innocently, because I can't print real money. 5. Wife: "Men are timid." Husband: "Not necessarily, otherwise why should I marry you?" If the cold world we live in is still hard to change, at least I still have your face to melt the ice and snow. 7. Thief A: "How much did you rob today?" Thief B: "No, just read the newspaper tomorrow." 8. Teacher: "Peter, do you know how many years a mouse can live?" Peter: "It depends on the cat's mind." 9. The daughter asked her mother, "Was Dad shy before?" "If he wasn't shy, you would be at least four years older now!" 10. Father: You are so old, it's time to find a wife. Son: Yes, but there are too many people. Whose wife am I looking for?