40 funny one-line quotes: No grass grows on a good road, and no hair grows on a good head.

1. God gave us seven emotions and six desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

2. I am Jesus’ son, coconut!

3. Boss, come to me with a bowl of tears.

4. Ever since you turned into shit, no one will step on you again.

5. I only believe in two people in the world, one is me and the other is not you.

6. When I take off my clothes, I am a beast, but when I put on clothes, I am a beast!

7. There is gold under the man’s knees, so I cut off the whole leg, even a piece of copper. Can't find it!

8. When you speak ill of me, can you please stop adding fuel and vinegar to it, thinking it's just a stir-fry?

9. When someone pushes you down, no matter how hard or tired you are, you must stand up and give her a slap in the face.

10. I fell in love with you because my brain was filled with water, but now my brain is dry.

11. Damn, I’ve been waiting for your news for a long time, but all I got was a haha, you thought I was telling a fucking joke.

12. There are many bastards in the shallow water. They are full of big brothers who are not social people and always make society miserable.

13. Is there anyone who has a crush on me? If you have a crush on me, don’t be shy. Love should be spoken out loud.

14. In the past, my love was like a dwarf, hung to death by a bush.

15. Studying Chinese for 10 years is not as good as chatting on QQ for half a year.

16. Go back to Mars, it’s very dangerous on earth

17. If you don’t have dreams, what’s the difference between being a salty fish

18. Come to me if you want to cry, just treat me to a meal. Simple.

19. When I was a child, my mother took me to see Snow White. Everyone fell in love with Snow White, but I fell in love with the witch.

20. You humans are inherently prone to self-destruction.

21. My weight is my own business.

22. The trouble with chocolate is that once you eat it, it’s gone.

23. I made a wish to the stars. I don't really believe in it, but it's free anyway, and there's no evidence that it doesn't work.

24. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.

25. A child in the back seat will have an accident, and an accident in the back seat will give birth to a child.

26. I originally wanted to look towards the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch.

27. As long as you love the people sincerely, the people will give you face.

28. Do you think we should cook the raw rice into cooked rice first, or wait until the autumn harvest?

29. Dream one-day trip, referred to as ~~sleepwalking

30. No grass will grow on a good road, no hair will grow on a good head

31. If there are difficulties on the way forward, you must overcome them. If there are no difficulties, you must overcome them if you create difficulties

32. There is no grass anywhere in the world. Why bother looking around? There weren't many in the first place. What’s more, the quality is not good

33. After you finished your bachelor’s degree and master’s degree, you finished your master’s degree and you got your doctorate, and after you finished your doctorate, I am a martyr

34. You are such a big turtle and you have nothing to do with us. What are the shrimps fighting for?

35. I hate that I am just a small tree and cannot keep a bird like you

36. I have become a parasol tree, and even the phoenix has come to my place. I don’t believe that I can’t recruit you, this house bird!

37. Who doesn’t want someone who is willing to do something “shattering” for themselves?

38. Drink more water , purify life, purify love, purify the blinded truth.

39. Adults do not remember the faults of villains. It is the adults' fault that villains are angry

40. We all need to change, otherwise, it will soon become a "cliché" .