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How do your parents chat with you?

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The first type: the nagging style

Every morning when I go out to work, I will be told to drive slowly to the corner and drive more slowly. Honk the horn in the past.

Every day when I come back from get off work, I tell me how my house is doing today and how their wild cats are doing!

When I eat, I am told to eat more, eat more meat, and don’t always eat vegetables! When I started eating meat, I was asked to drink more soup. All the nutrients were in the soup.

Sometimes after dinner, instead of doing my own thing immediately, I would sit with them for a while, and they would talk to me about what happened back then, who was good to them, who was bad to them, etc. Sameness.

The second type: various urging modes

When there is no partner, they will introduce me to a partner every three days. As long as it is a male of the right age, they will introduce it to me. I acted as if no one wanted me all day long, and I was always in a nervous state.

When I have a partner, I urge you to get married, saying that it is better to get married as soon as possible to avoid any other changes in the future, blah blah blah.

After we got married, we started to have children, saying that they were still young and could help us take care of the baby, so we could have the baby as soon as possible. Otherwise, it means that I went to the street to buy groceries today, and I saw whose children were cute, etc. In short, it is a disguised form of urging marriage.

It can be said that they and I have no normal chance to chat. Every time I want to set aside some time to chat with them, but I can’t continue the conversation because the conversation is not on the same interface. I’m very annoyed! In the end, he just stopped talking, took a shower after dinner, watched TV for a while and went to bed.

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