We are urgently looking for someone who can write jokes.

Thank you very much for your trust. I will try my best to help you improve the content of your speech. The following is a humorous paragraph of wedding blessings, I hope it can meet your requirements:

Dear relatives and friends, I am very honored to stand here today to bless my dear son and his lovely bride. Marriage is like a cross talk, it requires tacit understanding and a partner, and I believe that the two of them together are a match made in heaven.

As Master Guo Degang said, marriage is like a cross talk sketch. Sometimes you are the funny supporting role, sometimes you are the serious protagonist, but the most important thing is that no matter what time, you must Keep it humorous. Because only laughter can resolve all the difficulties in life.

I still remember, when my son told me he was getting married, I asked him, are you ready? He smiled and said to me: "Dad, I have prepared two things, one is courage, and the other is patience." I thought at that time, courage and patience, these are simply the basic skills of practicing cross talk!

Dear bride and groom, you will encounter a lot of joy and challenges in marriage, just like a crosstalk actor on the stage. Sometimes you need a clever twist, and sometimes you need an unexpected laugh point. But as long as you join hands with each other and weave happy jokes together, every day will become full of fun.

Finally, I would like to end with a quote from Master Guo Degang: "Marriage is like a pistachio. Once you bite it, the sweetness will overflow, and every bite will be full of happiness." Dear son and bride , please remember that laughter is always the best dose of spice in your marriage journey.

Thank you everyone!

I hope this humorous speech can add joy and warmth to your son's wedding. If necessary, you can send me the audio and video recordings and I will be very happy to enjoy your wonderful performance. I wish you and your family happiness!