A joke about a daughter-in-law going back to her mother's house for the New Year.

Happy New Year to Uncle Han-Hu Hugai There is a saying in my hometown: Happy New Year to Uncle Han-Hu Hugai. Speaking of this two-part allegorical saying, there is another joke.

It is said that there was once a clever girl in the village, but she had a silly uncle. In the first year of the couple's marriage, the silly uncle and daughter-in-law went back to their parents' house to pay New Year greetings to their parents-in-law. There are many guests on New Year's Day, especially the new uncle's first year of New Year's greetings. The newly-married girl is afraid that this silly man will make a fool of himself in front of her relatives. The person in charge of the dinner told him: "You should know the etiquette at the dinner table in the future, and don't snore and pander like eating at our own home."

Stupid uncle didn't understand, and his neck was stuck by his daughter-in-law: "Eating is eating, you can't care so much."

Knowing his temper, the daughter-in-law patiently said, "You are a new uncle, but today you are a distinguished guest in our family. Be sure to be accompanied by your elders when eating. You should be more discerning, move your chopsticks, and don't act like you haven't eaten anything, people will laugh at us. "

Uncle idiot understood this time, but he really didn't know how to be polite, so he asked his daughter-in-law to teach him. Daughter-in-law sighed, knowing how to teach him can't ventilate, and can't sit with him for dinner according to the rules. She was helpless. When she looked down and saw big braid behind her husband's head, she suddenly had an idea.

When the meal was ready and put on the kang table, the old father-in-law and mother-in-law warmly let the new uncle get on the kang, and invited the brothers of uncles and sisters to accompany them. After everyone sat cross-legged on the kang, the daughter-in-law under the window quietly stuffed a string into the house from the window, and then went to the house to find something on the kang and quickly tied the string to her husband's braid.

When eating, several elders at the dinner table naturally take care of the new son-in-law, taking turns to help him with food and cloth. Silly uncles thanked politely, chewed slowly, and looked very sensible. The father-in-law and the father-in-law look very happy. People say from the bottom of their hearts that my new uncle is stupid. Isn't this quite a rule? But those uncles and brothers feel boring, because they have long known that this brother-in-law is incomplete, and they really want to see him make a fool of himself at the dinner table and have some fun. They didn't expect him to be so disciplined. A room full of people didn't expect their girls to direct under the window ribs. It turns out that the couple have already discussed it. They tied the rope to the stupid uncle's braid. When eating, the daughter-in-law is strung outside, and the husband will take a bite of food. If he didn't, he wouldn't be able to move chopsticks. Seeing that the meal is almost finished, the daughter-in-law who is pulling the wire outside suddenly wants to go to the toilet, but she can't find someone else to replace her. She saw with her eyes that there was a bone in front of her, so she tied it to a rope and hurried to the toilet. Unexpectedly, just after she left, another puppy came. When she saw the bone, she picked it up and wanted to leave. She didn't pull a few times, so she just lay there and grabbed it with her claws. But that silly uncle doesn't know what happened. He thought his daughter-in-law was afraid that he would not have enough to eat and let him eat. As a result, he ate as fast as the dogs outside, dragging plates and bowls until he ate all his head, and the braid on the back of his head was still there, and it was getting faster and faster. The dog wants to tear off the bone and chew it quickly, and the silly uncle can't stand it. Finally, he had to shout: "I said, wife, please give me a break." I will die if I eat any more. " A table full of people were stunned by his shouts until they found his braids dragged away from the back of his head and his own girl came into the room with a red face. Everybody, look at me, I look at you, which makes them burst into laughter. From then on, I left this sentence: Uncle Idiot pays New Year greetings-holding food. And become people's jokes after dinner.