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In the romance of the Three Kingdoms, two people can beat Zhang Fei. Who are they?

In the Three Kingdoms after the Han Dynasty, swords and shadows were swords, and the people were in dire straits. The war brought disaster to the country and people, but it also gave birth to a bright general, a bit like a black hole explosion.

Athens is like a cloud, and counselors are like rain. During the Three Kingdoms Period of the Later Han Dynasty, according to the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide were first-class warriors who dared to fight against Lu Bu and were unbeaten in one hundred rounds.

It is absolutely worthy of the name to say that Zhang Fei is the first soldier of the Three Kingdoms, but it seems a bit exaggerated to say that Zhang Fei is the first soldier of the Three Kingdoms. For example, although the Seven Heroes of the Three Kingdoms described in The Romance of the Three Kingdoms have never played against Zhang Fei, it is indeed a problem that Zhang Fei can rank first only by his one-on-one ability.

Only clever readers can answer this question: who can scare Zhang Fei away from the seven generals of the Three Kingdoms, three Cao Wei, two Wu?

The author's answer is that Zhang Fei never dares to pretend to be the boss, and he can rank second at most, because one of them is a fierce expert, which can really scare off fierce Zhang Fei.

There is a restriction on our topic today, that is, "I didn't really fight Zhang Fei one-on-one", so Lu Bu, Chu Xu, Guan Yu and Ma Chao are not among them-Guan Yu and Zhang Fei usually fight, and when they met in the ancient city, Zhang Fei moved the real guy.

The so-called expert is to fight regardless of his own life, regardless of his own life, regardless of the lives of his subordinates. His only goal is the life of the enemy. Wu Dong has many such experts, but what we want to say is an expert who is qualified to single out Zhang Fei, so he is not the first meat shield in the Three Kingdoms, Zhou Youping, Zhou Tai.

Zhou Tai's combat capability is super strong, but it seems weak. In Wu Dong, the people who can really kill the enemy without sacrificing their own lives are Gan Gan Ning Xing Ba and Donglai Taishi Ci.

Ganxingba rode a hundred times to rob the camp, and hundreds of people fled; Taishi Ci fights bullies one-on-one, so don't be afraid of group fights. If these two meet Zhang Fei, they will certainly not retreat easily. It is necessary to separate life from death.

Taishi Ci Gan Ning didn't really fight Zhang Fei, so it's hard to evaluate who is strong and who is weak. Among the generals of the Five Tigers, Zhang Fei didn't fight Huang Yun, but Huang Zhong was obviously slightly inferior to Zhang Fei: Zhang Fei was young and could shoot arrows, so Huang Zhong had an obvious disadvantage. Although archery may be better than Zhang Fei, since Zhang Fei can shoot an arrow (he shoots Ma Chao's arrow and misses), he must know some archery, but Huang Zhong may not.

As for Zhao Zilong, his archery should not be under Huang Zhong's control. He can shoot the moving target on the ship (shooting off the sail swaying with the wind), or he can shoot at once (Han Qiong put three arrows in a row, but they were all shot down by the cloud, and the arrow in the cloud was shot by China and South Korea, and he fell to his horse and died). The skills displayed seem to be more proficient than Huang Zhong.

Zhang Fei may be able to beat veteran Huang Zhong with all his strength, but it is estimated that it is difficult to beat Zhao Zilong, a tiger general.

Among the four masters of Soochow, Zhang Fei may not be able to do anything with Zhao Yun, so Zhang will not admit that he is the first master of the Three Kingdoms: "My four disciples, Long, killed seven in and seven out in Changbanpo, I admire you!"

There are not only experts from Wu Dong and Xishu, but also famous Cao Wei, many of whom can fight to the death, such as Dian Wei, Zhang Liao and Xia Houdun.

Needless to say, Zhang Liao, even Guan Yu, who has always been proud, once said to Zhang Fei, "This man's martial arts is not under you and me." As the commander-in-chief of Lyu3 bu4 cavalry, Zhang Liao's immediate kung fu is, of course, superb.

Needless to say, Zhang Liao and Dian Wei have to mention that Dian Wei's bravery ranks higher than that of Zhang Fei among the 24 valiant soldiers in the Three Kingdoms, including one Lu, two Zhao, three Dian Wei, four passes, five horses, six Zhang Fei, and Guan Yu and Ma Chao among them.

A pair of big iron halberds in Dian Wei are only two kilograms lighter than Guan Yu's dragon crescent moon blade, but readers all know that it is more difficult to wield a 40-kilogram iron halberd with one hand than a 82-kilogram broadsword with both hands, and there is also a torque problem.

Dian Wei's strength is absolutely no less than Guan Yu's, even better, and should not be weaker than Zhang Fei's.

Zhang Fei and Dian Wei are both dissidents when fighting. If they fight with each other, they should draw a line between life and death. But it is impossible for Zhang Fei to admire Dian Wei, and Zhang Fei has an advantage that general military commanders don't have, that is, he can play tricks-of course, you can also think of it as a prick. Among the masters of the Three Kingdoms, Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun are brave and good at fighting, as determined as Dian Wei, but they really can't play.

Zhang Fei's courage is famous in history. Later generations praised a military commander and often said, "Han lost the deer and won the battle with three points." Therefore, there is only Zuo Zhaolie (Liu Bei posthumous title) who rode in a car (Liu Bei proclaimed himself emperor and named Zhang Fei as a general in a car). The enemy is ten thousand people, and the soldiers are divided into nine places. You are the material of men, the weapon of the overlord ... The generals of Shu are mostly men. "

As one of the best experts in Shu and Han dynasties (our basis is the romance of the Three Kingdoms, if it is official, let's talk about Zhang Fei first), is Zhang Fei really fearless? Of course not. If he meets Xia Houdun, an expert of Cao Wei, he will turn around and run. As for why Zhang Fei ran away when he saw Xia Houdun, it had to start with Zhang Fei's guerrilla war in Mangdang Mountain.

It is said that when Liu Bei participated in the imperial plot, Cao Cao led his troops to conquer it, Liu Bei was beaten away, Guan Yu was trapped and surrendered, and Zhang Fei led eighteen generals riding Yan and a few of his own troops, deus ex, to run into Mangdang Mountain.

If Cao Xiahou knew what Zhang Fei would do when he went to Mangdang Mountain, he would certainly lay down his life to save him. However, Cao Ying's generals were immersed in the joy of defeating Liu Bei and ignored Zhang Fei's small army.

Zhang Fei has few people, so it is definitely impossible to challenge Cao Jun to ride a tiger and leopard, but it is certain to build a small county-level ancient city. So Zhang Fei kicked out the magistrate of the ancient city and became the county grandfather himself.

It was during this period that Zhang Fei met Xia's niece, and he didn't know whether it was love at first sight or what happened. Anyway, Zhang Fei became the son-in-law of Xiahou family during his stay in the ancient city.

Most tough guys are afraid of wives, and Zhang Fei is no exception. It is said that Xiahou girl is not only Zhang Fei's wife, but also Zhang Fei's teacher. Zhang Fei's calligraphy and painting were all taught by Xiahou girl. The reason why Zhang Fei painted beautiful women vividly is because the image of Xiahou girl has been deeply engraved in his heart. There are mountains and valleys in my heart, and my pen is like clouds. Do you think Zhang Fei can draw beautiful women?

The manor advocates flying, which is different from Guan Yu's traveling around the world to buy small things. Zhang Fei is more polite If he sees his wife's uncle coming, he has only two choices: one is to dismount and throw a spear, and bow down when he closes his head; Second, cover your face with your sleeves and turn around and run.

Before the two armies met, Zhang Fei couldn't dismount, of course. He just turned around and ran-fighting his father-in-law, so he couldn't kneel and scrub when he went back?

Now that I think about it, Zhang Fei reported his name at Changbanqiao many times. In fact, it was for Cao Xiahou: "My nephew Zhang Fei is here. If you don't want to make your daughter sad, don't come!"

That Xiahou Jie was not scared to death by Zhang Fei, but angrily said, "Is this old black beard my brother-in-law?"

As the joke says, there are two questions for readers: Dian Wei has never been one-on-one with Zhang Fei, and Zhao Yun has never been one-on-one with Zhang Fei. If it is really one-on-one, which of these three forces can rank first? If he and Xia on Nagano Bridge rushed forward cursing, would Zhang Fei drag his spear back and turn around and run?