Give some homophonic jokes and use them in our group activities.

Grandma Wang met grandma Yu, and you are almost there!

Grandma Ma met Grandma Feng, and you still need two points!

Grandma Wang met grandma Wang, and you are three points short!

Grandma Zhan met some grandma, and you are still four points short!

Mouth to mouth, honey, you've been pregnant for so long. Why don't you say something?

I can say to my brother, mom, don't spoil the children too much. Aren't you tired of holding your head?

Wood said to sen, it's been a few days. You are playing acrobatics.

Zhuo said to the table, I met a big fool. Well, why are you rummaging?

Ping said to Ping, Dude, use some good shampoo. Look at your dirty head, it is covered with grass.

Japan said to Yue, Hey, I said friend, I haven't seen you for a few days, so fat?

Tang said to Tang, buddy, hurry home. Your backyard is on fire.

Ugly said to the girl, have a good life with her. It's not easy to find such a woman.

A great pair of cool brothers: Son, you gave Dad four wrong questions after only a few questions in this exam?

Mouth to mouth, honey, you've been pregnant for so long. Why don't you say something?

I can say to my brother, mom, don't spoil the children too much. Aren't you tired of holding your head?

Wood said to sen, it's been a few days. You are playing acrobatics.

Zhuo said to the table, I met a big fool. Well, why are you rummaging?

Ping said to Ping, Dude, use some good shampoo. Look at your dirty head, it is covered with grass.

Japan said to Yue, Hey, I said friend, I haven't seen you for a few days, so fat?

Tang said to Tang, buddy, hurry home. Your backyard is on fire.

Ugly said to the girl, have a good life with her. It's not easy to find such a woman.

A great pair of cool brothers: Son, you gave Dad four wrong questions after only a few questions in this exam?

Classic-five boys smoking

Five boys were taught to talk about smoking one by one by the snitch teacher:

The first boy truthfully admitted being beaten; Back to the dormitory, said:

Dude: I want it all, so don't admit it when you want it.

[Scene 1]

Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke?

Boy A: No. ..

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

Boy A naturally stretched out two fingers and took it. ...........

[Scene 2]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy b: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

Boy B is holding French fries carefully because he heard about A.

Teacher: Don't you want some ketchup?

B accidentally got too much, and immediately played it with two fingers-

Teacher: No? The posture of playing ash is very skilled. Call your parents ...............

[Scene 3]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy c: no.

Teacher: No? All right, French fries.

Because of the first two examples, the boy C carefully finished the French fries with sweat.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

Boy C picked up French fries and put them on his ear. ..................

[Scene 4]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy d: No. ..

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

The boy ate the French fries with trepidation and put them in his coat pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted, here comes the headmaster.

The boy was so busy that he took French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground, stomping on them. ......................

[Scene 5]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy: No.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

The boy just took the French fries,

The teacher said: Don't invite me to dinner.

The boy was so busy that he handed the chips in his hand and then took out a lighter. ................

[Scene 6]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy: No.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

The boy ate French fries with trepidation and put them in his upper pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted, here comes the headmaster.

The boy has sweated his palms and bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster!

Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth.

The boy took the French fries out of his pocket: it's safe, it's still there, the fire hasn't lit yet …

[Scene 7]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries.

Boy: It's natural to take away the French fries and eat them clean.

Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like?

Boy: [Get carried away] Greater China. . . . .

Scene n:

Teacher: French fries, please!

Boy: No thanks.

lip print

The headmaster of the home school faces a problem, and the older female students in the school begin to wear lipstick. When they apply lipstick in the bathroom, they will print their lips on the mirror and leave lip prints. He thought of a way to stop the problem before it got out of control. So he called all the girls wearing lipstick and asked them to meet in the bathroom at 2 pm. When the girls arrived at the bathroom at 2 o'clock, they found the headmaster and supervisor already waiting there. The headmaster explained the problem to them and asked the supervisor to clean the bathroom mirror every night. He thinks the girls don't understand the seriousness of the problem, so he wants them to see for themselves how difficult it is to clean the mirror. Then the supervisor began to demonstrate. The warden took out a long-handled brush from the box, dipped it in some water in the nearest toilet, and then went to the mirror to start scrubbing.

After that, no one left lip prints on the mirror.