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How many historical mistakes did Dragon make?

Seven Historical Fallacies in Dragon Eight Branches

Mistake 1: the age of akuta?

In "Eight Dragons", Xiao Feng searched for ginseng in the Jurchen Department and became sworn brothers with Akuta! Then, because of the conflict between Jurchen and Qidan people, Yelu Hongji, a Taoist priest in Liao Dynasty, was strengthened and helped Yelu Hongji put down the Yelu Hongji rebellion! Seven Historical Fallacies of Ba Long Department Look at the time and suddenly find that this is a serious BUG. Akuta Wanyan (1068 August1-1123 September 19)

In a.d. 1063, Liao rebelled. At this time, Jurchen Akuta was not born until 1068. Feng Xiao and a ghost who was not born for 5-6 years became sworn brothers.

Mistake 2: Did Liao "mow the grass valley" at the Song-Liao border? This is a typical shameless lie of the Black Song and Liao Dynasties!

As early as the Yeludeguang era of Emperor Taizong of Liao Dynasty, it was precisely because of the "mowing valley" in the Central Plains after the demise of the Jin Dynasty that the people of the Central Plains rebelled and led to an embarrassing return to Liao. After the revival of Liao, the "mowing valley" has long been abandoned. After Song and Liao signed an agreement in 1005, it was clearly stipulated that "Baigou River is the national border, and both sides withdrew their troops. (Liao returned to Song Suicheng and Ying and Mo Zhou. After that, if fugitives cross the border, they must not stop avoiding each other. " After 1005, the Liao army never invaded the land of the Song Dynasty again until it perished!

Mistake 3: Does Yeluhongji want to send troops to invade the Song Dynasty? This is another complete lie.

In Liao history, there were two emperors who worshipped the Song Dynasty the most. One is the Emperor Shengzong of Liao Dynasty, and the other is Yelv Hongji of the Emperor Daozong of Liao Dynasty. When Song Renzong died, the messenger of the Song State sent a funeral report to Liao State. Yelu Hongji cried and shook the hand of the messenger of the Song State and said, "I haven't known a soldier for forty-two years!" Even the most famous one said Lu Ye Hongji's sentence: "May I be born in the Song Dynasty in the next life!" In that case.

It is impossible for Yeluhongji to lead troops to attack the Song Dynasty on a large scale.

Mistake 4: The main force of Liao army invaded south, taking Yanmenguan as the main attack direction? God, old man Kim has no military knowledge at all.

During the Song and Liao Dynasties, the main attack direction of the Liao army was generally Hebei Road, that is, the North China Plain. Don't go to the west of Taihang Mountain, choose the main battlefield to the east of Taihang Mountain, because the terrain to the east of Taihang Mountain is plain, which is beneficial to the advantage of Liao cavalry and unfavorable to the infantry in the Northern Song Dynasty. It is the stupidest thing to choose Yanmenguan as the main direction of cavalry, that is, Hedong Road west of Taihang Mountain. In the 25-year-long Song-Liao War, except in 980 AD, the Liao army fought in Yanmenguan in retaliation for the attack of the Northern Song Dynasty and suffered losses. No major war chose Yanmenguan as the main battlefield, and even never went to Yanmenguan!

Mistake 5: Is Tubo that awesome?

In the Song Dynasty, the Tubo people once had a cow. It was in the era of the true Sect, and the northwest Tubo provoked the Song Dynasty. As a result, Cao Wei, a famous soldier in Song Jun, taught a hard lesson in Sandu Valley. The Tubo people who fought were afraid of the Song Dynasty. In the First World War in Sandu Valley, Song Jun slaughtered tens of thousands of Tubo people and seized more than 30,000 cattle and sheep at the expense of 67 people killed. From then on, the Tubo people were terrified of the Song Dynasty. During the Song Dynasty, the relationship between the Song Dynasty and Dali was good. Dali belongs to the younger brother and vassal of Song Dynasty. Only after the Tubo people were severely beaten by the Song Dynasty did they dare to threaten Dali with force. This is a ridiculous joke. Tubo in the Qing Dynasty, bordering the Song Dynasty, carefully obeyed the Song Dynasty, but later the Song Dynasty occupied more than 2,000 miles of Tubo land by force. Do the Tubo in Song Dynasty dare to be naughty to Song Dynasty? One-tenth of the imperial army in the Song Dynasty can beat the Tubo people back to graze the sheep!

Mistake 6: Can Shaolin's seventy-two stunts improve the fighting capacity of the Liao army? Put the northern song dynasty in disaster? This is the most shameless and ridiculous.

Seventy-two Shaolin monks are awesome. I didn't see them kill people with seventy-two stunts. It's really powerful Shaolin directly taught Song Jun the seventy-two stunts, and then wrote a fake one for the Liao warriors, so don't be afraid of anything. Then Shaolin abbot quickly took so many people to Yanmenguan for adventure? The strength of Liao army lies in cavalry and hundreds of thousands of cavalry. Without these hundreds of thousands of cavalry, would you let the Liao army fight Song Jun only with infantry instead of cavalry? Do you think the Liao army can persist in 10 years without being killed? It is because of the hundreds of thousands of cavalry, Song Liao was bound hands and feet. Without these hundreds of thousands of cavalry, which Liao army is Song Jun's opponent?

Mistake 7: In the war between Song Dynasty and Liao State, the First World War was defeated and the First Division was lost.

Fuck it. Song Dynasty fought Liao for 25 years. Where was it ceded? As for the teacher's loss? There were no casualties in Liao army? In the 25-year-long Song-Liao War, only the number of casualties was almost the same as that of Song-Liao. Song Jun killed more than 200,000 enemies. At the time of the alliance, it was clearly stated that "not an inch of land will be given!"