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Happiness: Lin Juemin's farewell letter (seeking happiness for the whole world is the greatest happiness) Lin Juemin is one of the 72 martyrs in Huanghuagang. He was born in a rich family. In order to overthrow the feudal rule of the Qing Dynasty, he left his happy family and joined the revolution. For the sake of national prosperity and national rejuvenation, he participated in the Guangzhou Uprising led by Sun Yat-sen. Unfortunately, he was shot and injured when attacking the Governor's Office, and was arrested, and finally died. Lin Juemin made full preparations for sacrifice before the uprising. Three nights before the attack on the governor's office, he wrote a farewell letter to his father and his wife respectively. The letter to my father wrote: "My son is dead, but I am tired of the hardships of adults. My sister-in-law lacks food and clothing and ears. However, it is of great benefit to my compatriots all over the country. " The letter to his wife wrote: "Since I met you, I have been wishing all lovers in the world all shall be well. However, there are red clouds everywhere, and the streets are full of wolves and dogs. How many can be satisfied? ..... I love you and help the whole world to love what they love, so I dare to die before you, regardless of you. You care about my heart, and when you cry, you care about the world. You should also be willing to sacrifice your and my welfare for the happiness of the world. " Lin Juemin wrote this letter with deep attachment to his beloved wife. From this, we can see the noble feelings of a revolutionary, and sacrificing personal happiness for the happiness of the world is the greatest happiness. Du Lang's Pursuit of Happiness (Happiness exists in every detail of life) In our world, the most elusive thing is the deliberate pursuit of happiness. American writer William? Du Lang once described how he sought happiness. He first sought happiness from knowledge and got only disillusionment; Looking for it from travel, all you get is fatigue; Looking for wealth, all you get is struggle and sorrow; Looking for it from writing, all you get is fatigue. One day, however, he came out of the station and saw a young woman sitting in a car with a sleeping baby in her arms. A middle-aged man got off the train and went straight to the carriage. He kissed his wife and kissed the baby gently-for fear of waking him up. Then the family drove away. At this moment, Du Lang was surprised to find out what true happiness is. He breathed a sigh of relief happily and understood that every normal activity in life carries some kind of happiness. Every detail of life actually carries some kind of happiness. That shallow kiss contains her husband's care and her father's love, but this small detail is full of the most detailed interpretation of human feelings. Can you say that your wife was unhappy when she accepted that kiss? Can you say that the baby doesn't feel taken care of? That's what happiness is called. You don't need any magic formula, just your emotional input. Give a sleeping child a loose quilt, and pulling the quilt hand is the way to summon happiness; Knocking on the tired lover's back, up and down, elastic fist is the way to summon happiness; Tell an old joke to my parents who are getting old quietly. Smooth airflow is the most powerful way to summon happiness. When you use these methods to summon happiness, aren't you the happy person in the world at this moment? Where there is love, there is happiness (Yan Ni's view of happiness). The love between Marx and his wife Yan Ni is an enduring story. Yan Ni is a great woman. For love, she left a rich family and lived a poor life with Marx. During his exile in London, his family lived on potatoes for several weeks. There is no firewood to make a fire in severe winter, and there is no money to call a doctor when you are sick. He can't afford the rent, and his iron bed, bedding and clothes, and even his daughter's toys and children's bassinets are mortgaged. Marx wrote Critique of Political Economy, but he didn't have the postage to send the manuscript to Berlin. Children have to drop out of school because they can't afford tuition. The child died of illness and had no money to buy a coffin for burial ... In the face of such a bad day, Yan Ni didn't complain or leave. On the contrary, she is always full of confidence in life because there is love in her life. She once proudly said, "The day when I sat in Carl's room and copied his scribbled articles was the happiest moment in my life." Xu Xiake's exploration career (happiness is in the process of struggle) A little boy was born in Jiangyin County, Jiangsu Province in A.D. 1586 (the 14th year of Wanli in Ming Dynasty). He is a famous traveler and geographer in the history of China. From the age of twenty-two, Xu Xiake began a hard journey and an adventurous life until one year before his death. For more than 30 years, he braved difficulties and obstacles, waded through mountains and rivers, slept in the wind, and traveled to Putuo, Zhejiang in the east, Hebei in the north, Fujian and Guangdong in the south, the top of Huashan in the northwest, and Yunnan and Guizhou in the southwest, covering 16 provinces at that time. Although he was robbed three times and deprived of food four times, he almost lost his life, but Xu Xiake never regretted it. He made a comprehensive and systematic investigation on the topography, landform, hydrology, climate and vegetation where he went. Years of hard practice have finally yielded fruitful results. Xu Xiake's Travels enjoys a lofty position in the history of world science and technology with its vivid style. 1636, when Xu Xiake was preparing to March to the southwest, he was discouraged because he was over half a year old, but he said decisively: "I have a hoe on my shoulder. Where can't you bury bones? " Xu Xiake devoted his life to geographical research. In his later years, he still felt a little sorry. He thought that he could not travel all over the mountains and rivers of the motherland, not to Kunlun Mountain, but to more remote places to further explore the mysteries of nature. Perhaps those who dissuade him will never understand why he is so persistent because field trips are so difficult and dangerous. Why doesn't he know how to enjoy life Only Xu Xiake knows that his ideal is lifelong struggle, and the process of struggle is the process of enjoying happiness. Feelings: 1 898 May1day, the war in Manila Bay of the United States began. On the ship, the commander ordered everyone to take off their clothes and get ready for action. When one of the gunmen took off his coat in a hurry, it slipped from his hand and drifted into the sea. When the coat flew out of the boat, he turned to the captain and asked for permission to jump into the sea and fish it out. The captain didn't promise him. So the gunner went to the other side of the boat, climbed down the ladder, jumped into the sea and swam to grab the clothes. When he returned to the ship, he was shackled for violating military orders. After the battle, Brigadier General Dewey was very interested in this case. Because he really wants to know why an ammunition porter dares to risk his life to violate the military regulations for a coat. When General Dewey spoke to him kindly, he couldn't help crying. It turned out that the soldier was still looking at his mother's photo before taking off his coat. He kissed the photo and put it in the pocket of his coat. Unexpectedly, I accidentally fell into the sea. The general listened to his words with tears in his eyes, then lifted him up from his chair and hugged him. Then the general ordered the immediate release and pardon of the little soldier. A dutiful son who risked his life to grab a photo of his mother can't be handcuffed to this ship. Birds are full of feathers, so they want to fly high and no longer rely on big birds; When the fruit is ripe, it wants to leave the branches and no longer rely on the big trees; And people, no matter where they are, no matter whether they grow up or not, always want to rely on their dear mother. This is a great family. Touching the dutiful son from the angle of affection II. Liu Ting, a college student, studied with his mother. The picture shows the statue of Liu Ting, a modern dutiful son and a sophomore in Zhejiang Forestry College in 2006. It was officially completed on June 30, 65438 in Xiaoxiao Culture Square, Dadong Street, Yuexiu District, Guangzhou. At the same time, the relief based on the story of six filial piety in the ancient "Twenty-four Filial Pieties" unveiled the statue of Liu Ting "taking his mother to study". According to reports, this is the story of Liu Ting, which was reported by the news, adapted into a TV series, arranged into a drama, and once again spread in a new way. Liu Ting is a student of Art Design Class 052 in Zhejiang Forestry College. Faced with the difficult situation of his mother suffering from uremia, his father running away and his family losing financial resources, he studied hard while taking care of his mother. After being admitted to the university in 2005, he took his seriously ill mother back to school and took care of her while studying. After the story that he went to college behind his mother's back was reported, it had a great response in society. With the help of all walks of life, mother Liu Chenggong had a kidney transplant, and the mother and son overcame many difficulties and returned to normal life. Friendship: Bai Minzhong, his friend was not the prime minister of the top scholar Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty. When he was young, he went to Chang 'an with his friend He Ba to take the imperial examination. Both talents are very good in China, but Wang Qi, the examiner, privately wants to take out Bai Minzhong, a famous family, as the top scholar, and doesn't like He Ba, who was born in poverty. He sent someone to secretly send a message to Bai Minzhong: As long as he doesn't have much contact with He Ba, he will be chosen as the number one scholar. After hearing this, Bai Minzhong said, "What's so rare about being the top scholar? You can't live without friends! " Say that finish, give a banquet and drink with He Ba. Later, Wang Qi was moved by Bai Min's moral quality of valuing righteousness over profit, and left with Bai Min and He Ba. A blanket is affectionate 1936 12 Xi Incident happened, and Zhou Enlai undertook the mission of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China and went to Xi 'an to negotiate with Zhang Xueliang, General Yang Hucheng and Chiang Kai-shek in custody. Before he left, Commander-in-Chief Zhu De gave Zhou Enlai a blanket to keep him warm for many years. Dong Zhentang, the former general of the Kuomintang uprising, gave Zhu De a souvenir. After the outbreak of War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression, Commander-in-Chief Zhu De went to the front line to direct operations. Zhou Enlai returned the blanket to Mr Zhu. A blanket firmly tied the deep friendship of two old revolutionary comrades. Soul mate Albert Einstein, a famous physicist, and Billing, an outstanding film artist, have only met once, but they are soul mates and have a deep friendship. They care about, respect and encourage each other. Einstein always pays attention to the outstanding achievements of the performing arts. In his letter to Zhuo Yue Behring, he wrote: "Your film The Gold Rush is a work that everyone knows and likes. You will definitely become a great man." But the "theory of relativity" put forward by Einstein at that time was rarely understood. Even some famous physicists don't realize the great significance of relativity on the road of scientific development. On the contrary, they called Einstein "crazy" and talked "crazy". In a letter to Einstein, Belin wrote: "I admire you even more. No one in the world understands your theory of relativity, but you will eventually become a great man. " Inspirational: ■ Opera singer Carroussel is famous for her wonderful singing. But his parents want him to be an engineer; His teacher said he couldn't sing in that voice. ■ When Darwin, who published Evolution, decided to give up practicing medicine, his father scolded him: "You do nothing but hunt dogs and mice all day." In addition, Darwin revealed in his autobiography: "When I was a child, all my teachers and elders thought that my qualifications were average and had nothing to do with intelligence." ■ Walter Disney was fired by the editor-in-chief of the newspaper for lack of creativity, and went bankrupt several times before the establishment of Disneyland. ■ Edison was very slow when he was a child, and all the teachers thought that he had no learning ability. ■ Einstein didn't speak until he was 4 years old, and he didn't read until he was 7 years old. The teacher gave him an evaluation: "slow response, unsociable, full of unrealistic fantasies." He was expelled from school and was rejected when he applied to Zurich Institute of Technology. ■ The French chemist Pasteur University performed poorly, ranking 15 in chemistry among 22 people. ■ Newton's primary school grades are a mess. ■ Rodin's father once complained that he had an idiot son. In everyone's eyes, he used to be a student with no future. He failed to enter the art school after three exams. His uncle once said in despair, "You can't teach an obedient child. ■ The author of Tolstoy's War and Peace was expelled from the university because of his poor grades. The teacher thinks that he has neither the mind nor the will to learn. Tennessee williams, a playwright, took part in an inter-class competition with the play I, Vasha when he was studying English at the University of Washington, but failed. According to the teacher, "Williams is very dissatisfied. He criticized the referee for his lack of vision and ignorance of good goods. Woolworth, an American retail chain tycoon, was accused by his boss of not knowing how to greet guests when he was working in a food store. ■ Henry Ford failed many times and went bankrupt five times before he succeeded. ■ Babe Ruth is the greatest baseball player in sports history, and he is also known as the home run king, but he also struck out a record number of times. ■ When Beethoven learned to play the violin, his skills were not brilliant. He would rather play his own music than improve his skills. His teacher said that he was by no means a composer. When Thomas Edison tried more than 2000 times before inventing the light bulb, a young reporter asked him how he felt about failing so many times. He said, "I have never failed once. I invented the light bulb, and the whole invention process happened to have 2000 steps. " ■ Louis Amo, a successful writer who owns more than 65,438+000 western novels and has published more than 2 million copies, was rejected 350 times before his first publication and sale. Later, he became the first American novelist to receive a special medal from the US Congress, and his long-term contribution to the country as an outstanding writer was confirmed through his historical works. Seek wealth value