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Enlightenment from management stories

First of all, horses

Horses used to roam freely in the mountains. When they were thirsty, they drank some mountain springs. When you are tired, sleep on the ground and bask in the sun, carefree. However, since the appearance of Bole, the fate of horses has changed. Put a cage on its head, a saddle on its back and tie it. The horse's mortality rate is already 23/ 10. If you force it to carry things, force it to walk thousands of miles a day, and nail iron palms on its feet, the horse's mortality rate will be more than half. A horse is an unruly and useless animal. Let it absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, the aura of heaven and earth, and it will be useless and inaction. You can also enjoy its life, educate it and let it know manners, but it will harm its life.

Isn't that what people do? Under the constraint of rules, have we lost our id, followed the etiquette formulated by others all day, and forced ourselves to do things we don't want to do? How much is left in our limited life?

My understanding:

The situation of horses and people is actually the same, and so is people. Finally, follow other people's rules every day and you will gradually lose yourself! Then, from another perspective, if an enterprise wants to make its employees full of vitality! Full of energy, and the continuation of the work cycle, what is more needed is humanized management and compassionate leadership! Many times it is more valuable to create in the enterprise! It is harmful to limit employees' ideas! Here, I would like to remind the management that how to make the horse stay in the company without tying the horse and how to make the horse work longer, of course, it is not indulgence, but more humanized management!

Second, the director is useless

There was a Lu man who was good at weaving straw sandals and his wife was good at weaving white silk. He wants to move to Vietnam. His friend said to him, "If you go to Vietnam, you will be poor." "Why?" "Straw sandals are used to walk, but Vietnamese people are used to walking barefoot; White silk is used to make hats, but Vietnamese people are used to long hair. With your strengths, go to places that are not needed, so is it possible to keep yourself from being poor? "

This story tells people that if a person wants to give full play to his expertise, he must adapt to the needs of the social environment. If it is divorced from the needs of the social environment, its expertise will lose its value. Therefore, we should decide our own actions according to the needs of society and give full play to our own specialties.

My understanding:

Confucius used to teach students in accordance with their aptitude, so he must find a position that suits him! So what kind of position is more suitable? After investigation, I found that the situation in Vietnam just doesn't need talents like you, and you found that if you choose, both sides will definitely suffer! This involves accurate positioning, and the choice to truly show your ability is the positioning that suits you! As a management! That is the aspect of employing people!

I summed up a sentence: fight depends on the deployment of troops, and management depends on how you choose people!

Third, the mouse on the stupa

A stray mouse made its home on the top of the stupa.

Life in the stupa is really happy. Not only can you cross the floor at will, but you can also enjoy rich sacrifices. It even enjoys privileges that others can't imagine, and it can chew unknown secrets; People dare not face up to the Buddha statue, which is a free relaxation. When it rises, it can even leave some shit on the head of the Buddha.

Whenever a good man and a woman burn incense and kowtow, the mouse always looks at the intoxicating smoke and rises slowly. It jerked its nose, laughing internally: "Funny human, knees are so soft, kneel when you say it!" " "

One day, a hungry wild cat broke in and caught the mouse.

"You can't eat me! You should bow to me! I represent the Buddha! " The noble prisoner protested.

"People bow down to you only because of your position, not because of you!"

The wild cat sneered, and then it broke the mouse in half like a hamburger.

My understanding:

As a middle-level leader, or a commander, you should be conscious, and don't engage in personal worship for some ceremonial things. People respect or worship you because of where you are, not because of you. This has also sounded the alarm for some people in leadership positions, especially middle managers. If you are too confident to engage in personality worship, you will lose your position. People should always be modest and don't be too confident, otherwise, the loss will find you!

Fourth, the story of steel and glass

A farmer, who has only been in junior high school for two years, has no money to go to school at home. He dropped out of school and went home to help his father cultivate three acres of thin land. /kloc-when he was 0/9 years old, his father died, and the burden of his family was all on his shoulders. He must take care of his poor mother and grandmother who is paralyzed in bed.

In the 1980s, farmland was contracted to households. He dug a puddle in the pond and wanted to raise fish. However, the village cadres told him that fish could not be raised in the paddy field, but crops could only be planted, so the pond had to be filled up. It became a joke. In others' eyes, he is a silly man who wants to get rich.

I heard that raising chickens can make money, so he borrowed 500 yuan from his relatives and raised chickens. But after a flood, the chickens got chicken plague and all died within a few days. 500 yuan may be nothing to others, but it is astronomical to a family living on only three acres of wasteland. His mother couldn't bear the stimulation and died of depression.

Later, he made wine, caught fish and even helped people dig holes in the cliff of the stone mine ... but he didn't make any money.

At the age of 35, he had not married. Even divorced women with children despise him. Because he has only one adobe house, it may collapse at any time after a heavy rain. No one looks down on a man who can't get a wife in the countryside.

But he still wanted to take a chance, so he borrowed money everywhere to buy a walking tractor. Unexpectedly, less than half a month on the road, this tractor took him to a river. He broke a leg and became lame. The tractor that was salvaged has become fragments, so he had to take it apart and sell it as scrap iron.

Almost everyone said that his life was over.

But later he became the boss of a company in my city, with assets of 200 million. Now, many people know his bitter past and legendary entrepreneurial experience. He has been interviewed by many media and described in many reports. But I only remember this plot-

The reporter asked him: "Why don't you back down again and again in the days of suffering?" "

He sat behind the big and luxurious boss's desk, drinking a glass of water in his hand. Then, he held the glass cup in his hand and asked the reporter, "What will happen to this cup if I let go?" "

The reporter said, "I fell to the ground and broke it."

"Then let's try." He said.

As soon as his hand was released, the cup fell to the ground, making a crisp sound, but it was not broken, but intact. He said: "Even if there are 10 people present, they will think that this cup will definitely break. However, this cup is not ordinary glass, it is made of FRP. "

Then, I remembered this classic and wonderful dialogue. Such a person, even if he has only one breath, will try to hold the hand of success, unless God takes away his life …

My understanding:

People's pursuit will become the driving force for their success. In some cases, this driving force will dominate a person and make him have endurance and perseverance beyond ordinary people. When he fell, he still looked forward, because there was his goal! The bumpy part can stop a person with ideals and pursuits from moving forward, and will only give him lessons again and again, so that he can move forward more steadily! Where there is a will, there is a way!

Fifth, opportunities.

A, a white-collar worker in a joint venture company, feels that his ambition has not been appreciated by his superiors. He often thinks: If only one day he could meet his boss and have a chance to show his talents! !

A's colleague B has the same idea. He went one step further and asked the boss when he got to and from work and figured out when he got into the elevator. He also took the elevator at this time, hoping to meet his boss and say hello.

Their colleague c went further. He learned about the boss's struggle in detail, made clear the school where the boss graduated, his interpersonal style and his concerns, carefully designed a few simple but weighty opening remarks, took the elevator at the calculated time, and greeted the boss several times. Finally, he had a long talk with the boss one day and soon won a better position.

Fools miss opportunities, wise men seize opportunities, and winners create opportunities. Opportunities are only given to those who are prepared, and the word "preparation" is not just talk.

My understanding:

In fact, everyone will have many opportunities in his life! Some people always say that there is no chance in the face of failure! In fact, opportunities are equal for everyone! It depends on how you grasp it! People who are just absent-minded fantasies will accomplish nothing, those who are dedicated but don't try their best will be dull, and those who have worked hard and tried their best will succeed!

People's understanding is always different in front of different stories! I'm just expressing my opinion. I hope my friends can leave their thoughts! For everyone to improve together!