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Careless me

Careless me 1 My mother often criticizes me for being careless. I have always been unconvinced. One day, I suffered a loss

Dad said to his mother, "Don't check her homework this week, let her get into the habit of checking herself." In the afternoon, I went home to eat, drink and do my homework. As soon as I wrote casually, I threw my homework to my mother and asked her to check it for me. My mother found many wrong questions after reading them, but she didn't tell me.

The next day, the teacher corrected many wrong questions and severely criticized me. I was very sad and thought, "Mom has checked me, why is there still a wrong question?" After I finished writing this evening, I checked it carefully and found so many wrong questions.

I finally know my mistake, and I must correct it.

Careless me 2 Once, my parents and I went to a movie screening for dinner. Before dinner came, I invited my mother's mobile phone to play. After a while, the steak I ordered came up. I was so happy that I put my mobile phone on my seat and began to eat. ...

When I get home, my mother wants to call me and ask me for my mobile phone. I suddenly realized that I had left my mobile phone in the hotel. Without saying anything, mom and dad went out to look for their mobile phones. I was so scared at that time, because this mobile phone was a birthday gift from my father to my mother, but my mother didn't say it was expensive! If I can't find my mother, I'm sure I won't be spared ... and I blame myself for being careless and always forgetting things ... I'm on pins and needles at home, and my parents come back and say that I found my mobile phone. I took the initiative to go to my mother and said, "Mom, I was wrong. I will definitely change it in the future. " . Although my parents didn't bother me, I made up my mind to get rid of the bad habit of forgetting things.

Careless me 3 Teachers and parents say I am smart, but there is one weakness that makes 100 pass me by when I am unprepared, and that is carelessness.

The questions I can do are often wrongly written into other numbers, or the simplest questions are always wrong. For example, to my surprise, the score of English Curly Hair is 89. I opened the test paper and looked at it. The lowercase f asked me to write an uppercase f, and I wrote a lowercase f as a result. The eighth question has pictures. A little girl made me look like a teacher and asked me to write the teacher's handwriting. Question 9: I obviously misread the sentence.

Some details in my life make me a heartless king. For example, my mother asked me to pack my schoolbag, but I still didn't see the red scarf and books in the morning. Sometimes I don't find that there are no books at school. The class is about to start, only to find that I didn't bring my book. Do you think this is a mistake?

Only then did I admit that I was careless. I will drive away carelessness in the next exam and let the carelessness in life leave me.

Carelessness I have grown so big since I was 4 years old, and I still can't change my carelessness! I did something that made me laugh and cry today. I threw the key into the drawer and locked it with a lock. Only then did I realize that something was wrong. It's a pity that it was locked, and you can't regret it. Then I looked for the spare key, but I couldn't find it everywhere. I couldn't figure out where to put it if I wanted to break my head! I tried to pry the lock open, but I couldn't. It's really annoying to see such a small lock and there's nothing I can do. Lock, lock, I am your master. Don't do this to me. I can only blame myself for being stupid!

Careless, I handed out the mid-term exam paper today, but my Chinese is still in the excellent queue, my math is not very good, and my skills are excellent. It's a pity that my mother finished reading the exam paper, because my score is 18 and my score is 17.5! After reading the application problem I did, my parents were completely speechless.

I deducted 3.5 points, all of which are correctly listed in the formula. The calculation is wrong. One question is even more outrageous. 13 in the formula, and 17 when I column vertically. What a fool! Unfortunately, 2 points were deducted. My mother said that if I didn't understand the meaning of the application problem, she could explain it to me, but she couldn't help me with such a low-level mistake. I have to practice more calculations and oral calculations myself. I want to be a careful pupil, not a careless kitten! Never make friends with careless people again!

Careless me 6 I have a pair of sparkling eyes and a small mouth that keeps talking all day. Although I study well in the monitor, I sometimes get careless. Let me talk about my carelessness.

What impressed me the most was that incident. In a math exam, I saw a verbal calculation, what is 250 divided by 5? I thought to myself: this question is simple. I wrote it down at once, which is equal to 5. After handing in the paper, I think I will definitely get 100 this time. I was shocked when the teacher finished marking and handed out the test paper. I thought 250 was 25. I thought to myself: this time, I will definitely be scolded again, alas! This is all due to carelessness.

Another time, I took a Chinese exam, read a short passage and finished the exercise. After reading the passage, start writing the first question and give the correct pronunciation in the text. Halfway through it, I stopped reading it. I think, anyway, I didn't read it. I put a tick on the correct pronunciation. You can hand in your papers. I handed it in and the paper was handed out. What's wrong with the first question in reading the article? I looked at the topic and found that it was painted "0". I really regret why I didn't finish reading the topic at that time. How careless of me!

This is me, a careless person.

Careless me 7 I have one shortcoming, that is, I am too careless. My parents and teachers often remind me to be careful.

I remember once, it was Sunday afternoon, I was doing my homework, and my father frowned when he came to check. As soon as I saw my father's expression, I knew I must have done something wrong carelessly again. At that time, my heart was like countless rabbits, jumping fast. I quickly and carefully checked it from the beginning and found that I missed a few when copying. I sighed helplessly: it's that simple, can it be wrong? Too careless. After the inspection, I thought there would be no more mistakes, so I was relieved. Fortunately, I have never been criticized by my father.

This is me, a careless me. I will get rid of this bad habit in the future and be a careful and earnest me.

Careless me 8 One hot noon, Grandpa Goat called all the small animals with cherry mouths in the forest and held the "funniest meeting". There are: a "red-ass" monkey, a golden-billed rooster, a small-tailed rabbit, a small-footed cat, and a national treasure panda.

Grandpa goat saw that all the guests he invited had arrived and said happily, "Children, you must be very tired from running all the way from the forest." We have prepared a sumptuous lunch for you, and I will tell you the best joke in the world. When you listen to my jokes at dinner, you will definitely laugh your teeth off. "

The little monkey looked at the food and said, "grandpa goat, how can we eat?" I eat bamboo, chickens eat peaches, rabbits eat worms, kittens eat carrots and bears eat fish! " "

Hearing this, Grandpa Goat bowed his head in regret and said to everyone in shame, "Sorry, children, I knocked down your favorite dish.".

Careless me 9 I always do my homework carelessly, either omitting or copying the wrong questions. This time I, I overcame carelessness.

I remember once, our class had to do a final exam to see our learning level. Before going to school, my mother asked me not to be careless when I did the test paper, and I must check it after I finished it. When I first started the exam, I repeatedly thought that I couldn't be careless. As time went on, there were fewer and fewer questions left, and slowly, I began to be careless again. Soon, I finished the test paper. Before I knew it, I deserted. At this time, I saw that other students were checking carefully, and I remembered what my mother had told me before going to school. I checked it again and again, and found many mistakes, some decimal points were not written, some questions were copied wrong, and some were actually not done. When I changed everything, I thought I must have exceeded 90 points. The exam will be over soon. After the report card was handed out, I finally overcame my carelessness, because there was not a careless word on the test paper.

I overcame my carelessness. Only through failure can I win, because "failure is the mother of success".

Careless Me 10 Today, the Chinese teacher began to hand out test papers, and began to report: "Zheng'an Chen" from 100. Pan Lihao and Huang Yanlong ... have never reported to me, and I am very nervous. Finally, I reported my name: "Yuxuan, 97 points. "Oh, terrible." I feel very sad in my heart. After I got the test paper, I checked it carefully and found three mistakes. I was so careless that I did all the wrong questions. See, this is the disadvantage of carelessness.

If I hadn't been careless, I would have got 100. Then the teacher began to talk about the test paper, and I secretly made up my mind: I must check the next exam! Strive for 100 points!

Careless me 1 1 I am a lively and cheerful little boy, but I have one shortcoming, that is carelessness. This makes me very painful.

Take yesterday as an example. Before I went to the Go class, I found that my Go homework was missing. I looked in the study, but there was nothing. Looking into the living room, there's no one there. Looking in the bedroom, still no. This kind of search made my originally calm heart tense. I searched the whole house, but I still couldn't find it. I had to bite the bullet and go to class, waiting for the teacher's criticism in fear.

Another time, my friend and I made an appointment to play chess downstairs in my house, saying that we would bring chess. But when I went downstairs, I found that I forgot to bring my chess. When I was going upstairs to get my chess, I felt in my pocket and found that I didn't have my key, which made my friends and I laugh and cry.

This is me, a little careless and a little funny. Carelessness made me miserable, so I decided to break with the Xiao Pi worm.

Described a living me in plain language. It is more vivid to add psychological activities to the description of specific cases.

Careless me 12 There will be a parent-teacher meeting in the composition class today. I forgot to tell my father that I would tell him after school. Dad was very angry. When he came home, he wanted to read my composition, so I gave him the composition book. Dad looked at it and asked me to copy three words or typos instead of pinyin, such as Qin, dialing, hiding, twittering, pouring rain, mushrooms, blessing, running around, weapons, crutches and picking. I finished writing these words carefully.

Although writing is very tiring, I also understand a lot of truth. Because I not only learned these Chinese characters, but also understood that I was about to enter the third grade. I can't use pinyin instead of Chinese characters in my diary in the future. If I can't write, I can consult the dictionary.

Careless me 13 Hi! Hello everyone! My name is Ding Yujie, and I am a fourth-grade pupil. I can be promoted to the fifth grade in the second half of the year!

But I can't get rid of this careless bad habit. what can I do?

Once, when the teacher wrote us "Daily exercises in mental arithmetic and oral arithmetic", I accidentally took "236× 12" as "326× 12", alas! The teacher was very angry. There is a big red cross in my exercise book, which is really embarrassing.

Another time, in the English test, the listening part, the first sub-question of the first question I knew was "C" but it was written as "A", so I lost a point in vain and only got 99 points. I'm so careless! !

Oh, I'm so careless! I would be grateful if I could get rid of this bad habit! I hope you won't be careless in the Chinese exam tomorrow!

Careless me 14 Everyone is careless sometimes, and most of the time he doesn't care. He believes that even a wise man may fail when he is worried. But this is often a career that will never succeed. I deeply appreciate the danger of carelessness.

Go to the Internet of Things class the next day after the exam, and wait for others to take classes before coming back. When I arrived at the classroom, I found that the teacher was telling the students the Chinese test paper. I said to myself, I hope I can do better in the exam. I hope I can do better in the exam. "In front of the teacher, I nervously took the paper from the teacher and silently said" Do better in the exam "on the way back to my seat. I tried to open the paper, but my hand didn't open it anyway. Finally, my hand was forced to open the paper. Listen, no! Only 8 1. 5? "I shouted in my mind, I was not checked! "I read the wrong question again. I only wrote a little on the boat of" helping each other in the same boat ",while I wrote three points on the benefits of" being old and strong ",all of which were careless. I closed my eyes helplessly and didn't want to look at this paper. I thought: I actually said this paper was very simple before! It's funny. I remember my mother told me before: be careful in the exam. I'm really sorry about that. There is also a story about Ma Xiaohu, who is very tall because he forgot to write the decimal point. I used to think it was funny. Now, am I not like him?

One more thing, it is also caused by carelessness. That night, I wrote a math paper according to my mother's request. I just finished writing and ran out to play. I didn't even look it up. When I got home, it was already eight o'clock. This is my mother who stopped me: write a hundred words quickly! "Why?" I asked. My mother, who was checking the math paper, called me over and pointed to the wrong question and said, look here, the zero here has dropped! "Then he reached down: And this one, how did you write zero into six?" Then he turned the paper over and said, "Here you are! How to calculate subtraction by addition? " I looked at the problem of solving problems again. That's right. Alas, it's all careless fault!

Another time, my mother taught me to make Ciba. After she taught me step by step, I began to cook. I steamed the rice first, but sugar was needed in this step, so I opened a box and dug two spoonfuls into it. I haven't found salt yet. When it was ready, I brought my Bazin for my father to taste. At this time, dad spit it out and said, mom! "I don't think I put anything wrong! Suddenly, my mother came out of the kitchen and said, "Did you put sugar in the salt?" I just remembered and answered: it seems so. "Why am I so careless!

Carelessness, many people regard it as a small bad habit. No, it's not. Carelessness is terrible. An astronaut died because the decimal point was miscalculated. Therefore, I can't ignore carelessness, because as long as there is a little mistake, it will have unexpected consequences, and we can't be careless about life. Otherwise, Guan Yu will not lose Jingzhou, Vladimir komarov and his Alliance No.1 because of carelessness. "Carelessness is the enemy of knowledge.

Careless me 15 just found that little tiger and let me fall to the edge of the cabinet, but I didn't take you this time, careless me. I want to make you a Christmas present, but I can't ask my colleague to bring it to you for me. I don't know when I can see you next time, maybe it will be a long time. It's so frustrating-

Many times I am a very careless person. I can ignore things I don't like and don't care about other people's opinions, as long as I am happy. I don't like crowded places or noisy places. But my job is to deal with all kinds of people all day. I don't know how long I can last, but I know that if I leave, I won't have a chance to see you.

Today is the solstice of winter, with the shortest day and the longest night. I don't like nights. I always feel very lonely. I always miss you and feel that I have nothing to do. I do the same thing every day, reading in bed, reading the short messages you sent me, and trying to call you.