Elegant jokes in the countryside

In rural areas, most farmers in the old society lived in thatched cottages. A little boy likes to pee by putting his penis in a gap in the grass wall. One day, unfortunately, when he was urinating on the hive, the bee bit him, which made him cry. Grandma saw her grandson's penis and said with distress, honey, I told you there were bees in the hole. You don't believe it. Look at this, ........... You bit it. Be careful in the future. Never put your penis in a hole.

The little boy suffered a loss once and learned a long memory. More than ten years have passed and I haven't been bitten again.

Arriving at the wedding bridal chamber, the bride sat by the bed waiting for her husband to go to bed, but couldn't wait left and right. When she was a little angry, she said, "Honey, why don't you go to my bridal chamber?"

Xianggong, no, I'm afraid of your hole.

Lady: Don't be afraid, my hole is very comfortable.

Xianggong: My grandmother said there were bees in the cave.

Lady: Your grandmother lied to you. There are no bees in your cave.

"xianggong" still dare not forward, timid, lady see not bottom go to:

Feel for bees if you don't believe me.

"xianggong" stretched out his hand and touched the lady, screaming:

Honey, you are still lying to me, even the honey is flowing out, and you say there are no bees.