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Laugh every day and give you a few jokes. Don't laugh if you don't believe me.

There is a popular saying recently that if you love a man, you should give him a daughter, and when he is 6 years old, someone will hug his neck and coquetry him, criticize him for disobedience, buy him warm shoes, help him buy wine and light a cigarette. . . If you hate a man, give him a son, and let him slap the table and smash the cup when he is 6 years old, and ask him to ask for a house, a car and money. . . If you hate him too much, then give him two sons "haha ~ ~ ~ —————— Me: Doctor, my eyes are short-sighted. Doctor: Tell me, to what extent is myopia? Me: I opened my wallet and couldn't see the money ... The doctor said, get out ... I have this disease, and there is no cure.