Humor: Do you dare to lift up her skirt?

As soon as a lady in a skirt passed by, the young man said to his companion: Do you dare to lift up her skirt? The companion stepped forward without hesitation, picked up the lady's skirt and said: Is this skirt made of cotton? Lady: It’s made of silk. A slutty woman was driving fast and ran a red light. At this time, the police stopped him: You should know why I stopped you. She winked and said: Of course, but unfortunately, I have another date! The girl hit the golf ball crookedly, and a man was hit. He fell to the ground with his hands between his legs. The lady reached out and touched him gently and asked: How are you? Man: It feels good, but my thumb hurts. Teacher: Please describe the difference between frogs and toads in simple language. Derpy: The frog is a conservative - he sits in a well and looks at the sky; the toad is a romantic - he wants to eat swan meat. Female secretary: "Boss, your wife called, and she said she wanted to kiss you on the phone." Boss: "Please collect it for me first, and come over and give it to me later." The cat takes a nap, and the mouse sings: The first scene of the year Snow. After a while, he sang again: You are my lover. The cat catches the mouse: this is the punishment for impulsiveness!

There was a pair of mice. The male suspected that the mother was having an affair, so he followed the female mouse. The female mouse got into the bushes, and soon a hedgehog came out. The male mouse held him down and said: "Also, You are not having an affair, who bought you this fur coat? Mooncake falls in love with Mantou and pursues her desperately, but Mantou refuses to obey. Mooncake is sad: What is this for? Steamed Bun: My mother said, your stomach is full of intestines! Excerpted from Youxi.com. There was an ugly girl who could not get married and hoped to be trafficked. One day, her dream came true and she was kidnapped. The kidnappers thought she was ugly and sent her back to where she came from. The girl refused to get out of the car. The kidnappers gritted their teeth and stamped their feet: Let’s go, get out of the car. No more! ! One day, Agua suddenly said to his wife: I finally understand how movies are graded. Normal grade: good men get the heroine, tutorial grade: bad men get the heroine, and restricted grade: everyone gets the heroine. My husband made a will: After I die, you will marry John. The wife was puzzled, and the husband explained: The cow that this bastard sold to me two years ago cannot produce milk, and I want to let him taste the feeling of being cheated! Humorous SMS Joke Wife: You are so immoral. Every time you see a beautiful woman, you forget that you are married. Husband: Quite the opposite! Every time I see a beautiful woman, the thing that bothers me the most is that I am married. Fortune teller: The woman’s hands are like ginger, and her warehouse is full of money and silk. The farmer was very happy: My wife’s hands look like ginger! Fortune teller: Really? Farmer: She slapped her in the mouth yesterday, and it’s still burning. Software versions and reality: trial version - love, registered version - marriage, professional version - old married couple, upgraded version - extramarital affair, piracy - affair, limited edition - one-night stand, encrypted version - jail time!