What does an airplane ticket mean?

A man picked up a magic lamp and wiped it curiously.

A djinn popped out: I am the djinn. Can I grant you a wish?

The man rubbed his hands excitedly: I want a train ticket home!

That’s it, that’s easy. The genie muttered while casting the spell:

Strange, why does everyone want train tickets but no one wants air tickets?

One day Jem called the airline: "I want two tickets to California."

"Okay, sir. If you are available Monday to Friday If you fly between flights and promise not to smoke over Yancheng, you can get a discounted price." The ticket sales lady said in a sweet voice.

"I promise not to smoke. How much discount can I give?"

"Are you an American Indian?"

"No."

"That's a shame. If you are an Indian and leave at 4am and return at 3am the next morning, we can give you a 1/3 discount."

" Are there any other discounts?" Jem felt a little regretful.

"Hmm, if you have been married for 50 years without divorce and return on the same day, get 20 off."

"This is not suitable for me, is there anything else? ? ”

“There is also a special weekend discount. If you are a neurosurgeon, you can get a 10% discount on round-trip air tickets for brain surgery. ”

"Humph, all good things require a neurosurgeon." Jem was a little annoyed.

“There is also a ticket that is only valid for travel from Monday evening to Wednesday noon. If you are an ambassador to a Scandinavian country going home for vacation, you can eat first class in economy class "Cabin food."

"Not appropriate, I'm traveling with my wife," Jem said angrily.

"Why didn't you tell me earlier? If she is under 21 years old, you don't travel on weekends, and you don't have "Senas" disease, you can enjoy a discounted rate. Of course, if she is pregnant, you both If you are from the same state, the state name does not contain the letter "O", you can enjoy another 5 discount, and she is pregnant with her first child."

"We do not meet these conditions."

"Well, we have other preferential prices. If you are a scholar who has received a Roots Scholarship to study the humanities and have two children, you can enjoy 1/3 of the reduced price."

Jem no longer wanted to ask: "Can you sell me two regular tickets to California?"

The ticket lady replied coldly: "Unfortunately, I have never sold one. To pass this kind of ticket, you have to go to our boss."

Jim: "￥￥##**##"