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"Speaking of Moscow, this is a big city. The house is full of gentlemen and old ladies. There are many horses here, but there are no sheep, because anyone riding a sheep in the street will be arrested as a psychopath. The dogs here are not fierce at all. Several times, the dogs here still took me and invited me to have dinner with them. The children here don't play checkers, but play computer. The singing place here is called KTV. Once, I saw a fishing hook in the window of a shop and sold it with a fishing rod and fishing line. It's the first time I've seen that buying a hook can deliver so many things. I heard that these hooks can catch all kinds of fish, which is very expensive, and one of them can even catch beautiful women. This kind of hook usually hangs some pictures of handsome guys. I also saw some shops selling all kinds of guns, just like the guns in CS. I think these must be gun lighters. The butcher shop sells pork, beef, mutton and even dinosaur meat. What puzzles me is, where did they get dinosaur meat? The guy in the shop didn't tell me, saying it was a trade secret, passed from man to woman and from inside to outside. "

"Dear Grandpa, when you hang candy on the Christmas tree, please don't steal it, or you will lose your job. I have experience in this field. "

Fanka sighed sadly. He just looked out of the window. He remembers that it was always Grandpa who went to the Woods to cut down the Christmas tree, and Grandpa always took him there, because if the ranger found out, Grandpa would at least run faster than himself. What a happy day it was! There are so many trees in the forest, which one should be cut down to make a Christmas tree? This is a problem. Usually at this time, grandpa will choose the Christmas tree in the old way bit by bit, either the old man or the monkey. Suddenly, a rabbit jumped out of nowhere, ran across the snowdrift like an arrow, hit a tree and killed it. Grandpa saw it and stayed under the tree all day, waiting for other rabbits to hit it.

Fanka thought of this and felt that his grandfather was at least a celebrity, because he was the hero of the famous waiting story.

"Dear Grandpa, please come quickly." Wanka went on to write: "I beg you to take me out of here for the sake of that killed rabbit. Have pity on me." Everyone here beat me, but I didn't. I am hungry and lonely. I always cry. I cry as soon as I eat, and my tears fall into my rice, so I feel too much salt no matter what I eat. My life is hopeless! ..... I greet the fools in the village, the deaf in the village, and the old mother of everyone in the village. Don't be someone else's grandfather. Your grandson Fanka. Dear grandpa, come! "

Fanka folded the toilet paper wrapped in paper into a heart shape. When he was ready to put it in an envelope, he thought it best to fold it into a Christmas tree. After folding it into a Christmas tree, he thought it was actually better to fold it into a paper crane. What does it look like? Fanka thought for a long time, and finally decided to tear the letter paper into three parts, fold it into a heart, a Christmas tree and a paper crane, and then stuffed the three parts into an envelope and sealed it with snot. He thought about it, dipped it in ink and wrote down the address: "Country Grandpa". Then he scratched his head, thought about it, and added a few words: "Fanka's grandfather."

Fanka was satisfied that no one bothered him to write letters, especially the boss's son of a bitch. It seems that putting that son of a bitch in the microwave oven is really a wise choice, otherwise he can't write a letter when he cries. After writing the letter, Fanka ran to the attic and hung it on a spider web-the night before, he asked the butcher how to send the letter, and the waiter told him, "Send the letter?" You mean send Yi Meier. It's simple. Just write the letter and hang it on the internet, and then the mouse will be OK. " After hanging the letter on the spider's web, Fanka began to look for a crazy mouse. The so-called mouse must be a crazy mouse, he thinks so.

Fanka was busy with everything and fell asleep with sweet hope. In his dream, he saw grandpa, accompanied by the Monkey King and Pig Bajie, driving colorful clouds to pick him up.