Poems about scolding Li Bai

1. A collection of poems scolding Li Bai

1. There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, Li Bai wants to drink soup,

Funny poems scolding Li Bai

I drank a bowl of soup and peed all over my crotch.

2. The incense burner in Rizhao was emitting purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering three thousand feet, and I have no money when I touch my pocket!

3. There was bright moonlight in front of the window. Li Bai opened the window. When he saw the X-ray, all his teeth fell out.

4. Grilled egrets in front of Xisai Mountain, mandarin fish with peach blossoms and flowing water. Braised in braised or white, the egret and mandarin fish don’t need to go home

5. I haven’t seen my girlfriend before, but I haven’t seen her since. At work, your pocket is empty, and you treat me to dinner

6. There was bright moonlight in front of the window, Li Bai opened the window. Seeing X-rays, his hair fell out.

7. The sun shines on the incense burner and produces purple smoke. , Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant

8. His mouth was drooling, and he touched his pockets without any money.

9. Purple smoke rises from the Rizhao oven, and you can see the mutton skewers hanging in front of you from a distance.

I felt my tears flow down three thousand feet, and I touched my pocket without any money.

10. Sleeping in spring without waking up, mosquito bites everywhere.

11. The big bear comes at night, let’s see where you run!

12. Sleeping in spring without waking up, mosquito bites everywhere. Baba sounds in the night, I don’t know how many people died.

Sleeping in spring without waking up,

Mosquitoes bite everywhere.

Bought pesticide,

got fumed.

Li Bai didn't pay for the boat trip,

The boatman kicked him off the boat.

The water in Peach Blossom Beach is thousands of feet deep.

I don’t know whether Li Bai is dead or not. 2. Poems criticizing Li Bai

"Mocking Lu Ru" is a five-character ancient poem written by Li Bai when he visited Donglu in the late Kaiyuan and early years of the Tang Dynasty. As the title of the poem says, the object of satire in this poem is "Lu Ru", that is, the Confucian students in Donglu (now Shandong). Li Bai mainly satirized Confucian scholars who only knew how to read classics but did not understand the strategy of governing a country. To put it simply, it is to accuse Confucian scholars of being pedantic, and at best they are just rotten Confucians. The whole poem adopts the writing method of comparing the past with the present, with appropriate allusions and pungent satire. It is a satirical poem of high standard by Li Bai.

"Mocking the Confucians of Lu"

The old man of Lu talks about the Five Classics, and his white hair is dead.

Asking about economic policy is as confusing as falling smoke.

Wearing shoes for traveling, and wearing a square mountain scarf.

Walking slowly along the straight road, the dust will rise before you proceed.

The Prime Minister's Mansion of the Qin family does not pay much attention to the people in charge.

You are not Shusun Tong, and we have a different relationship.

The current affairs have not yet been reached, so I will return to the Wenshui shore.

First of all, the first four lines of the poem are part of "The old man Lu talked about the Five Classics, and his white hair was dead. When he asked about economic strategies, he was as confused as falling smoke". It means that if you talk to those gray-haired Confucian scholars in Donglu, they will definitely talk to you about the five Confucian sages, "Poetry", "Book", "Li", "Yi" and "Spring and Autumn". Open your mouth and come. But if you ask them about their strategies for governing a country, they will be at a loss as if they were falling into smoke. It can be seen that Li Bai used spicy language at the beginning to satirize the pedantry of Confucian scholars.

Then, the four sentences in the middle, "Wearing shoes for traveling far away, wearing a square mountain scarf on the head. Slowly walking along the straight road, dust will rise before walking" is the second part. This means that Confucian scholars must wear well-decorated travel shoes when going out, and they must wear a smooth and heavy square mountain scarf on their heads. They walk slowly along the straight road, and before they even lift their feet, a cloud of dust is raised. It can be seen that Li Bai here is satirizing the solemn demeanor of the Confucian scholars. In layman's terms, Li Bai scolded the Confucian scholars for their false reputation and appearance.

Finally, the last six sentences of the poem "The Prime Minister's Mansion of the Qin family does not pay much attention to the people who wear clothes. You are not my uncle and grandson, and I have a special relationship. The current situation has not been reached, so I will return to the Wenshui shore." It is Li Bai's use of the past to describe the present and contrastive writing. This means that Li Si, the prime minister of the Qin Dynasty, had long stopped using Confucian scholars with commendable clothes and rich belts.

You are not Shusun Tong, a Confucian scholar who has mastered the changes of the times, but I want to imitate Shusun Tong and do something to assist the imperial court. I am not the same type of person as you. Since you don't know how time has changed, you might as well go back to your hometown to farm beside the Wenshui River.

According to the "Historical Records: Biography of Liu Jing Shusun Tong": After Liu Bang established the Han Dynasty, Shusun Tong went to Lu to recruit a group of Lu students to re-establish the imperial rituals for Liu Bang based on the Qin rituals. At that time, two Confucian scholars refused to go, saying that his approach was "unconventional." Shusun Tong laughed at them and said, "You are really despicable Confucian people who don't understand the changes of the times." It can be seen that in the last six sentences, Li Bai mainly satirized the Confucian scholars for their pedantry and lack of flexibility. As for asking them to go home and farm, it was obviously a polite curse.

Looking at Li Bai's poem, he is satirizing those pedantic Confucian scholars who only know how to read scriptures and do not understand the strategies of governing a country and the changes of the times. Although the curse does not contain a single curse word, it is not without its warning meaning. There are so many people in the world who are like the Confucian scholar in the poem. Even today, if you only study hard, you will be eliminated by the times sooner or later. Overall, this poem by Li Bai is a satirical poem worth reading. 3. Li Bai’s Funny Poems

Li Bai’s Funny Ancient Poems Li Bai was about to go on a boat when he suddenly heard the sound of people singing on the shore.

The water in Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep, not as deep as Wang Lun’s gift to me. {Return to Li Bai}——Wang Lun Li Bai didn’t give me money for the boat trip, which made me, Wang Lun, very busy.

There was a lot of scolding from the side of Peach Blossom Pond, if you don’t pay the bill, the game will be over! It is said that Li Bai has returned. Look: there was a big banquet on the dragon boat yesterday, and there was no money after the checkout. Wang Lun and I are deeply in love, can I borrow more money? Wang Lun came back again: It has been said that Li Bai is a wine master, and BMW and precious furs are also exchanged for money.

Instead of asking Cen Dan for help, you came to me to ask for help? When Li Bai heard this, he was very embarrassed and replied: The scenery of the past is no longer there, and the poor lakes and mountains are running wildly. Since ancient times, poets have been in financial difficulty, and it is difficult for heroes to find a penny.

Wang Lun did not give Li Bai any face: my brother's poems are always at his feet, and the world is always at his feet. There's nothing better than poverty and downfall, and a camel is so skinny that it's bigger than a horse! Li Bai was embarrassed and could only reply in a low voice: There was no sound of rain after the thunder, and the loess for thousands of miles has been dry for thousands of years.

The East China Sea has been dry for a long time, and the Dragon King is no better than an anaconda. When Wang Lun saw Li Bai pretending to be pitiful, he felt unhappy: He knew that the people were suffering and had trouble, but you drank all day long.

Regardless of your tongue, you must pay back the money today! Li Bai saw that Wang Lun was embarrassed to speak and became angry. The brothel is surrounded by shadows, and the lights are bright until the morning light comes on.

I always treat guests, so how can I see Wang Lun with half a penny? Wang Lun was even more unhappy when he saw that Li Bai was a deadbeat. He said: "You are really too white and immoral. I live and eat, but I also go to the theater. I slap my butt and walk away. Wang Lun can't continue to eat three meals a day!" Li Baichao's Funny Ancient Poems Li Bai was about to travel in a boat when he suddenly heard the sound of people singing on the shore. The water in Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep, and it is not as deep as Wang Lun's love for me.

{Return to Li Bai}——Wang Lun Li Bai didn’t give me money for the boat trip, which made me, Wang Lun, very busy. People yelling at Peach Blossom Pond, if you don’t pay the bill, the game will be over! It is said that Li Bai has returned. Look: there was a big banquet on the dragon boat yesterday, and there was no money after the checkout.

Wang Lun and I are deeply in love. Can I borrow more money? Wang Lun came back again: It has been said that Li Bai is a wine master, and BMW and precious furs are also exchanged for money. You don't ask Cen Dan for help, but you come to me to ask for help? When Li Bai heard this, he was very embarrassed and replied: The scenery of the past is no longer there, and the poor lakes and mountains are running wildly.

Since ancient times, poets have been in financial difficulty and have troubled heroes to find a penny. Wang Lun didn't give Li Bai any face: my brother's poems make thunderous explosions, and the world is always at his feet.

There is no way to be poor but to be down and out. A camel is so skinny that it is bigger than a horse! Li Bai was embarrassed and could only reply in a low voice: There was no sound of rain after the thunder, and the loess for thousands of miles has been dry for thousands of years. The East China Sea has been dry for a long time, and the dragon king is no better than an anaconda.

When Wang Lun saw Li Bai pretending to be pitiful, he felt unhappy: he knew that the people were suffering and had a hard time, but he drank and drank all day long. Regardless of your tongue, you must pay back the money today! Li Bai saw that Wang Lun was embarrassed to speak and became angry.

The brothel is surrounded by shadows, and the lights are bright until the morning light comes on.

I've always been the one to treat guests, so how could Wang Lun have even half a penny? Wang Lun was even more unhappy when he saw that Li Bai was a deadbeat: He was really too white and immoral. He had food, shelter, and even went to the theater. He slapped his butt and walked away. Wang Lun couldn't continue to eat three meals a day! There was bright moonlight in front of the bed, and Li Bai opened the small window.

Full head XX light. My hair was all burning with fever.

Silent Night Poetry There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, Li Bai opens the window. When he encounters X-rays, all his teeth fall out. "Lying in Spring" "I'm Stupid" The dark plum blossoms smell the flowers, I have no education, I lie on the branch with regret At the end of the day, my IQ is very low. I can hear things from a distance like lying on water. If you want to ask me who I am, I can easily reach the spring green. A big stupid ass.

The shore seems green, I am a donkey, the shore seems green, I am a donkey, the shore seems green. I'm a stupid donkey.

Li Bai was about to go on a boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. The water in Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep, and it is not as deep as Wang Lun's love for me.

Return to Li Bai"——Wang Lun Li Bai didn't give me money for the boat trip, which made me, Wang Lun, very busy. People yelling at Peach Blossom Pond, if you don’t pay the bill, the game will be over! It is said that Li Bai has returned. Look: there was a big banquet on the dragon boat yesterday, and there was no money after the checkout.

Wang Lun and I are deeply in love. Can I borrow more money? Wang Lun came back again: It has been said that Li Bai is a wine master, and BMW and precious furs are also exchanged for money. You don't ask Cen Dan for help, but you come to me to ask for help? When Li Bai heard this, he was very embarrassed and replied: The scenery of the past is no longer there, and the poor lakes and mountains are running wildly.

Since ancient times, poets have been in financial difficulty and have troubled heroes to find a penny. Wang Lun didn't give Li Bai any face: my brother's poems make thunderous explosions, and the world is always at his feet.

There is no way to be poor but to be down and out. A camel is so skinny that it is bigger than a horse! Li Bai was embarrassed and could only reply in a low voice: There was no sound of rain after the thunder, and the loess for thousands of miles has been dry for thousands of years. The East China Sea has been dry for a long time, and the dragon king is no better than an anaconda.

When Wang Lun saw Li Bai pretending to be pitiful, he felt unhappy: he knew that the people were suffering and had a hard time, but he drank and drank all day long. Regardless of your tongue, you must pay back the money today! Li Bai saw that Wang Lun was embarrassed to speak and became angry.

The brothel is surrounded by shadows, and the lights are bright until the morning light comes on. I've always been the one to treat guests, so how could Wang Lun have even half a penny? Wang Lun was even more unhappy when he saw that Li Bai was a deadbeat: He was really too white and immoral. He had food, shelter, and theater. He slapped his butt and walked away. Wang Lun couldn't continue to eat three meals a day! There was bright moonlight in front of the bed, and grandma was making chicken soup. Put some rat poison, and everyone would die! There are two poems in Du Fu's "The Guest Arrives", which actually describe the newlyweds confessing their virginity to the groom on their wedding night: The flower path has never been swept by visitors, and now the gate is opened for you.

Li Bai was kicked off the boat because he was not paid for taking the boat. Flying down three thousand feet, I don't know whether Li Bai is dead or not.

A limerick: Lorentz Fu In an electron magnetic field, the Lorentz force does no work. After thousands of years, I will never regret it, regardless of whether it works or not.

(1) Spring Dawn. Spring sleep is endless. Mosquito bites are everywhere. There is sex at night. I don’t know how many people have died.

. If you don’t wash your feet in spring, you’ll be bitten by mosquitoes. At night, big bears will come and watch where you go. Looking at the Lushan Waterfall, the sun shining in the incense burner to light cigarettes, Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. His saliva flowed three thousand feet away, and he touched his pocket. I had no money. I thought about the bright moonlight in front of the window at night, and how Li Bai slept soundly. When I encountered X-rays, all my teeth fell out. I wanted to eat fish fillets and put a layer of oil on them. Li Bai went on a boat without giving me any money, so the fisherman kicked him off the boat. The water in Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep, and not only Li Bai is dead but also alive.

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