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Six sad things and jokes (2)

The problem is that Confucius thinks differently. Confucius believes that "being a minister" is a gift from the princes and cannot be crossed. It's their business for other doctors to overstep their authority, but I can't do that in Kong Qiu. I, Kong Qiu, obviously don't have the qualification to establish "funeral committee", but you still have to do it (be a minister without a minister). This is not "cheating". What is it? If this thing succeeds, won't it ruin the reputation of maintaining etiquette and law? I'm afraid there will be a bad comment of "cheating the world and stealing the name" Therefore, Confucius was furious and thought that Luz "kidnapped" himself to make a fake. Only then vowed to say "I want to dominate the sky." The meaning is also very clear: this kind of business can't even fool people, and you still want to cheat the sky?

Confucius also had other ideas about whether he died with dignity. He blamed Luz and said, "Do I have to die at the hands of the funeral committee?" ? I'd rather die next to my students (I'd rather die at the hands of two or three sons than ministers)! Even if I die miserably, will I die on the roadside? Obviously, Confucius has a position on his identity. This "bit" is the teacher. Teachers don't need to engage in funeral committee. Being able to die beside students and let them mourn for themselves is the biggest thing. ...