Are there any funny jokes?

The mother accidentally found her son smoking and told her father, who asked her son and mother to confirm. Mom shook her head and said that there was no way out, so Dad had to go out by himself.

After dinner, the father handed his son fifty dollars to buy three boxes of soft Chinese Yellow Crane Tower. The son shook his head and said that it was not enough, and there were seven dollars left. My father nodded to my mother: "OK, you can fight."

second

Colleagues asked the boss for a raise. The boss said to him, "although our company is small, it is full of talents." Have you seen the old man in the reception room? He has a son with tens of millions of assets who is still working for me. The salary is only 800 yuan, the cleaning aunt who mopped the floor. Her son runs a university, and his salary is 800 yuan, too. Receptionist. There are three houses in her family, and the salary is only 1500.

It took my colleague some time to know that the boss was not telling the truth. The old man in the reception room is the boss's father, the cleaning aunt is her mother and the receptionist is his wife.

third place

The company manager's daughter has been kidnapped. The kidnapper took a picture of her daughter and prepared to send it to the manager for ransom. Just as I was about to click Send, the manager's daughter didn't know where she got the strength, broke free from the rope that bound her and took the kidnapper's mobile phone. ...

The kidnapper panicked in an instant, and the manager went forward to open the photo album of the mobile phone. After repairing the picture, he returned the mobile phone to the kidnapper and said, send this.

fourth

Mother bought a bag of fruit candy and told her two grandchildren that they could only eat one piece at a time.

The next day, my mother took an empty sugar bag and asked them angrily, "What's the matter?" The boss replied confidently, "Grandma said we could only eat one piece at a time, so my brother and I ate each piece in half."

Fifth place

After studying abroad, my husband and I met her at the airport. I haven't seen you for years, and my hair is getting more and more beautiful. After meeting, we actually lost the sweetness of childhood and replaced it with resentment. But I don't know how to get rid of this hatred, but my relationship with her father is serious.

Sixth

Boy: "Boss, I want to surf the Internet."

The proprietress took one look and asked him when he was born.

The boy replied' 98.

The proprietress asked what it was.

The man was stupefied at that time and began to do mental arithmetic. He was a sheep in 9 1 year, and a horse in 90 years. Then his mind became confused ... the proprietress sighed and said, "Remember, you are a pig, go in!" "

Seventh place

On the country road, Passat asked Tiguan for help: "Brother, is there any engine oil in the car?"

Tiguan: "No, but on the engine. Do you want it? "

An Audi car stopped and said generously, use me, there are always more than a dozen bottles in my car!

Passing a Skoda, I asked strangely: Does Volkswagen's engine need oil? I don't see any oil on the oil meter. I thought Volkswagen's car didn't need oil!

I always thought that Magotan was driven by burning engine oil,' said Magotan.