The script of the essay "If You Are the One" for the annual meeting of the company.

Sketch refers to the short art of speaking and performing. Its basic requirements are clear language, natural form, full understanding and expression of each character's personality and language characteristics, and the most representative is comedy sketches. The following is the script of the essay "If You Are the One" for the company's annual meeting, which I carefully arranged, for reference only, and I hope it will help everyone.

Moderator: Meng Quan

Female guest: Zhou Meili dress: local, rural girl

Male guest 1: Uncle Bird,

Male guest number two: Wang Xiaoqiang.

Male guest No.3: Huang Xiaochao

4。 Male guest: Jiang Wealth

Guest No.5: He Yong.

Guest No.6: Li Huaqiang.

Screenwriter and Director: Zou Quan

Planning: Chaochao

Planning: Feilong, Kunzi, Zhou Ge, Lao Jiang.

Zou Quan: Welcome to Panyu Satellite TV, Yele Chemical and (If You Are the One) Yele Special Session. Please welcome the host Meng Quan!

Zou Quanjin (can you feel it ringing): Welcome to the large-scale service program and enjoy the chemical industry. If you are the one, I am the host, Meng Quan. Welcome everyone, welcome to the scene. Qingyuan is an outstanding place, and many places are unforgettable. If you are the one, I am alone. This special session faces unprecedented challenges! As we all know, Yale has always maintained a situation of more men than women, but this time, there are still more men than women, and we only found six men and one woman. This time, our program group was forced to temporarily change the competition to women choosing men.

Announcer: Er ... Authentic Good Herbal Tea Authentic Good Voice Welcome to Jiaduobao Herbal Tea named after you by Jiaduobao, the leading brand of herbal tea. China's good voice drink Qilitian Power Wahaha Qili mental health care products cheer for China's good voice. The fourth voice of China this year ...

Chen Hengfeng: (long voice) Card! (Backward) Watch your expression! (Come up from the audience, put on a cap and take out a manuscript walkie-talkie. ) and ... the manuscript is wrong! (After changing the manuscript to Chao Huang)

Zou Quan: (Compliment) Er ... Sorry!

Please welcome the handsome male guests tonight, please welcome them (can you feel it)

Zou Quan: No.6 male guest, Li Huaqiang who returned from studying abroad. When Li Huaqiang plays, can you feel 18 seconds?

Zou Quan: Male guest No.5, He Yong who returned from studying abroad. (Can you feel it when playing in He Yong 18 seconds)

Zou Quan: Male guest number three, Huang! (Play Can You Feel It 18 seconds. At the same time, Chao Huang picked up a book and pretended to read it carefully. The title is (Cherry Maruko). He pretended to shake hands with the first two people and the host politely. After arriving at the designated position, he took out a big mirror, combed his hair and put on lipstick. )

Chen Hengfeng: (The audience comes up with a long speech) Card! How does your planning team recruit people? How can you find a person with such a bad image?

Zou Quan: Er ... Director, the image of No.3 is a little poor, but there are not enough people. ...

Chao Huang: Director, can I go now?

Chen Hengfeng; There's nothing we can do. Let him do it first!

Zou Quan: No.2 male guest, superstar, Wang. Can you feel it 18 seconds. At the same time, Liu Yulong was smiling and holding a fan. Two big men on the left and right, wearing sunglasses. After the game, they walked around the court, saying hello and blowing kisses. It's best to design some big ostentation and extravagance. After sitting down)

Liu Yulong: (seriously to two big men) Get down!

Two big men: Yes! (Nodding)

Zou Quan: 1 male guest, Uncle Bird, Zhaoqing, Korea. ) Put "Can You Feel It" on the stage with Li. When can you feel it being put in 18 seconds? It means turning (Gangnam style). After putting it in 19 seconds, it stopped and felt like it was back to the position where the blind man touched the elephant. )

Zou Quan: Good! Thanks to the six male guests ... Er (counting) 1 2 3 4 5 Why is there another male guest?

Jiang Fortune: Put on a military coat and Zhao Benshan's hat, imitate Zhao Benshan's appearance, and greet him slowly arm in arm with sleeves.

Zou Quan: Well, uncle, I'm sorry. We are recording a program. Please don't affect us.

Jiang Caifu: I'm here to record the program!

Zou Quan: Who told you to come?

Jiang Caifu: I am sweeping the floor. The director said there were not enough hands, so he had to drag me here.

Zou Quan: Uncle, is this a blind date program?

Jiang Fortune: Yes, I have been married for six years and my child is five years old. Why are we still close?

Zou Quan: Did the director really let you come over?

Jiang Fortune: Yes, the director said: Call me young once!

Zou Quan: Dare you say that little girls value you?

Jiang Fortune: The director said that Andy Lau couldn't come, so I was the only one in the audience who asked me to put out the fire.

Zou Quan: Male guest No.4, please sit down. Sorry, we had some accidents at the scene. All right, six male guests welcome you. Please light up. Our reward is that the female guests get no less than 6 lamps. After the male guests leave hand in hand, they will get a card brought back by Panyu Shiqiao, a colleague of Phuket's 7-day tour (throw the card in their hands).

Male guest: (I heard about the trip to Phuket) Happy, (after hearing the tinkling cat sign) Sigh at the same time!

Zou Quan: At the same time, we also welcome you to log on to Yele official website. The website address is, Congratulations on your 3W riches … Go to Kang. Participate in our interactive program. Ok, let's start today's program. Please welcome our only female guest today.

Can you feel the music playing? Zhou Jingyan has dirt on his face, which is very dirty. She wears different clothes, dirt and shoes. There is a flower on the braiding head, which is very masculine. And blow kisses to the audience! )

Everyone: dumbfounded

Zhou: (waving angrily and nodding) Hello everyone! Hello, teachers!

The male guest and Zou Quan said in unison: Good, good! Yes! (At the same time, make an action of cheering or supporting. )

Zou Quan: Please comment on the first impression of female guests.

Li: Beautiful!

Liu Yulong: Fashion!

Chao Huang: Be gentle!

He Yong: Sexy!

Jiang Fortune: (foolishly) Hehe, hehe, hehe.

Zou Quan: (impatiently) Next!

Li Huaqiang; Gentle, Zhou Meili, I love you, marry me!

Zou Quan: Please introduce yourself to the female guests!

Zhou: (laughs) Hello everyone! My name is Zhou Meili, I'm 26 years old and I come from Tieling, a big city! As soon as you hear my name, you will know that I am beautiful. Actually, I prefer people to say that I am a fashionable person.

Zou Quan: Zhou Xiao is a sunny and confident girl. Come and see the six boys across the street. Which one do you like

Li: (forced to pose)

Liu Yulong: (Hands on chin, figure 8)

Chao Huang: (pretending to be cool)

Jiang Fortune: (Laughter)

He Yong; (Blinking)

Li Huaqiang: (affectionate)

Zhou: (one by one) Write the number 1 on the blackboard.

Zou Quan: What are the impressions of six boys on Zhou Meili? Please consider. (After 3 seconds) Please select! (Jiang wealth goes out)

Zou Quan: Ok, Guest No.4, what's your reason for turning off the lights?

Jiang Fortune: The female guests are very beautiful!

Zou quan; Wait, beauty is the reason to turn off the lights?

Jiang Fortune: Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?

Zou Quan: Of course, listen to the truth!

Jiang Fortune: The director told me to turn off the lights! Otherwise, you will deduct my money.

Zou Quan: Er ... What a pity! The best male guest in the audience turned off the lights in the first round! (The bell rings (unfortunately it's not you)

Zou Quan: Do you have anything for female guests to ask other male guests?

Zhou Jingyan: I just want to find a man who really loves me. I really don't want to ask such a vulgar question about money.

Zou Quan: Very good. Very young girls and children can look down on money!

Zhou Jingyan: (voice suddenly rises) I want to ask the first male guest, what is your monthly salary?

Everyone: (almost fell)

Li: 1000000 is a bit much. Oh, ba, smecta!

Zhou Jingyan: (charmingly) Wow! You look rich. I like your horse-riding dance very much.

Zou Quan: Why don't we invite Uncle Bird over for a while?

Li; Hello, come on. (Standing and talking) Music!

Liu Yulong went to dance with him. After the dance, we went up to Lee and held out our hands. Li takes out 100 yuan in his left and right pockets, and keeps his trouser pockets turned out).

Zou Quan: Uncle Bird made an extraordinary appearance and even paid the escort fee on the spot!

Zou Quan: What does the female guest want to ask the male guest No.2?

Zhou Jingyan; As for the house, in fact, I think it doesn't matter whether it is available or not. As long as we really love each other, the rented house can also be our common sweet love nest.

Zou Quan: Good girl, I don't have any requirements for the house.

Guest 2: Although you are Wang, does your family have a private swimming pool?

Everyone: (a stumble)

Liu Yulong: (contemptuously) My swimming pool has to swim from left to right all morning.

Zhou Jingyan: Wow! Bao Qiang! ! (beautifully done) I really like the one you just played (sorry)! You are so cute as pig eight quit!

Liu Yulong: (embarrassed retort) Sorry, I've never played with pigs.

Zhou Jingyan: Oh, you play the Monkey King! (Epiphany)

Wang; I didn't play the Monkey King either.

Zhou Jingyan: It must be Friar Sand!

Liu Yulong: Can I only be ugly?

Zhou Jingyan: Oh, oh, I see. It must be a cow, right

Liu Yulong: Director!

Chen Hengfeng: (Audience comes up) Brother Wang, what's wrong!

Liu Yulong: Didn't you say that all the audience are my fans?

Chen Hengfeng: (sorry) mistake!

Liu Yulong: (impatiently) Please! (Sorry) It's not Journey to the West. There are no monsters in it.

Chen Hengfeng: Sorry! Go ahead.

Liu Yulong: Actually, I'm not Wang either. (My voice suddenly rises) I am Wang's twin brother. Welcome to pay attention to my new movie, (I am also very happy in Panyu) and (I want to tell stories with isocyanate) thank you!

Zhou Jingyan: I hope you can take me to your swimming pool to learn swimming sometime!

Liu Yulong: Swimming is forbidden in the Yellow River now!

Zhou Jingyan: Ah! Is it the Yellow River? (say it right away)

Everyone at the same time: cut!

Zou Quan: Male guest number three, do you have anything to ask our female guest?

Chao Huang: (touching her hair) (pretending to be serious) Actually, my talent is not outstanding. I only know piano, chess, painting, birds and flowers. ...

Zou Quan: (Interrupting) Well, sorry to interrupt. I mean: what do you want to ask our beautiful lady?

Chao Huang: Oh, well, I want to ask Miss Beauty (suddenly turning around and pretending to be serious) ... Actually, I also like fishing occasionally, sitting by the river, thinking about life, planning the future and thinking about the fate of the country.

Zou Quan: (interrupting again) Well, I'm sorry, male guest number three, I think you misunderstood me. I mean, what do you want to ask our beautiful lady?

Chao Huang; Oh, great! Excuse me, Miss Beauty, I want to ask you, er, actually ... (pretending to be serious) You like to meditate in your spare time. I have to read books for 25 hours every day. I prefer some profound and elegant books.

Zou Quan: Is Yin Tao Maruko also an elegant book?

Chao Huang: I flatter you! I also like my big head son and small head father very much. Besides reading, I also squeeze in three hours of running and four hours of browsing current affairs news every day. Basically, I spent the whole day. ...

Li Huaqiang: (Raise your hand to ask questions).

Zou Quan: What do the male guest No.6 have to ask?

Li Huaqiang: To tell you the truth, I envy the third male guest. He has 32 hours a day.

Audience: Applause and laughter!

Zou quan; The remaining two are high-quality returnees. They have been abroad for so many years, and now they have finally returned to the embrace of their motherland. We welcome them. (Indicating He Yong to introduce himself) Guest No.5, please introduce yourself!

He Yong: Hello, my name is He Yong. I am 32 years old. In fact, I have always felt that I am a leaf drifting in the open sea in recent years. Only when I returned to my motherland did I feel the meaning of falling leaves and understand the meaning of safety. It's too dangerous to sweep the streets for breakfast in Afghanistan. Someone is robbing you. I like girls in China, because I hope to find my other half in my own country.

Zou Quan: Female guests!

Zhou Jingyan: I want to know about the male guests. how much is the deposit?

He Yong: Female guests are so snobbish. Before answering your question, I want to ask the female guests a simple question. What is the girth of female guests?

Zhou Jingyan: xx xx (hands akimbo)

He Yong; I'm sorry, female guest, although you are perfect. But your ... (gesturing chest position) didn't meet my requirements. Sorry, (lights out, bell rings (unfortunately not you))

Zou quan; Do the female guests have anything to say about the male guest turning off the lights on the 5 th?

Zhou Jingyan: What I want to explain is that my ... (refers to the chest) doesn't meet the requirements of guest number five, but mine is natural and pollution-free.

Zou Quan: OK, here's to male guest No.6! What do you want to say to the female guests?

Li Huaqiang: I like female guests very much, but I don't have a house or a car and I don't have much money. My monthly salary is a little more than 1500, but I have a sincere heart. I believe that through my efforts, I will definitely make the female guests happy.

Zou Quan: Well, six male guests have been introduced. Let me see who the female guests like best.

Zou Quan: (After reading the board of boys with secret love) Guest 1.

Zou Quan: Now enter the correct transformation. Now leave the lights at 1, 2, 3, 6! There are still four places left. Please ask the female guests to go up and put out a light.

Chen Hengfeng: Card!

Zou Quan: Director! What's wrong!

Chen Hengfeng: (facing Zou Quan) Time is running out, hurry up! (Facing the audience, pointing to the top) Insert an advertisement first! (and give another manuscript to Zou Quanhou) Lighting, sound preparation, action!

Zou Quan: (After receiving the manuscript) Authentic Good Herbal Tea Authentic Good Voice Welcome to the Jiaduobao Herbal Tea named after you, the leading brand of herbal tea. China's good voice drink Qilitian Power Wahaha Qili mental health care products cheer for China's good voice.

Chen Hengfeng: OK! Go!

Zou quan; Ladies, please go up and turn off the lights!

Zhou Meili: Lights out in Chao Huang!

Zou Quan: OK, there are 1, No.2 and No.6 left. Please come (ring the bell) and enter the rights of girls. Do you have anything to ask? Let's start with 1.

Zhou Jingyan: (about to speak) Uh. ...

Zou quan; Okay, very, very good. The female guests think too highly of the male guest 1. I think everyone has understood what the female guests want to say.

Zhou Jingyan: Uh ...

Zou Quan: To the Second Guest of Male. ..

Zhou Jingyan: (about to speak) Uh. ...

Zou Quan: OK, very, very good! Female guests' evaluation of male guest No.2 is like a raging river, which is endless and flooded, and it is out of control! There is a pity in the pity, and there is a pity in the pity!

Zhou Jingyan: (puzzled) Is there? I don't think I have spoken yet!

Zou Quan: To Male Guest No.6.

Zhou Jingyan: (about to speak) Uh. ...

Zou Quan: Good, very good! The female guest's evaluation of the male guest No.2 is really ...

Zhou Jingyan: (pushes away Chao Huang) Sorry, I haven't started commenting yet!

Zou Quan: Er ... Well, what do you want to ask the male guests?

Zhou Jingyan: (embarrassed, half a day) Er ... Male guest number six, er ... (half a day) OK, very, very good! thank you

Everyone: (inexplicable applause! )

Zou Quan: I hope today's choice can bring some fresh and exciting feelings to the female guests. This is a multiple choice question, and it is also a multiple choice question. We hope that female guests will combine quick response and wisdom to choose their own happiness. Can we get started? (indicating female guests)

Zhou Jingyan: You can start.

Zou Quan: Please listen carefully! (Suddenly speaking quickly) If you choose male guest 1, please stand in front of male guest No.2 and knock twice, and then leave hand in hand with male guest No.6. If you choose No.2 male guest, please stand in the position of No.6 male guest, knock five times and leave with No.2 male guest in your hand. If you choose male guest No.6, stand at male guest No.2, knock five times, and leave with male guest No.2 1. Did you hear me clearly?

Everyone: ... I didn't hear you clearly!

Zou Quan: Well, now that you have heard clearly, I believe everyone understands the rules. (Obviously, two pronunciations should be emphasized.)

Everybody: (Continue counting fingers) Raise your hand and ask questions.

Zou Quan: OK, let's start choosing!

Zhou Jingyan: (Continue to count your fingers. )

Zou quan; Ladies, you only have 3 seconds to think and choose, 2 1.

Zhou Jingyan; In desperation, I chose Zou Quan and knocked twice.

Zou Quan: Time is up. ...

Everyone: …

Zou Quan: Congratulations to the female guests and the host for holding hands successfully. ...

All male guests: (in unison) What? It is too dark! Everyone is sighing! (except Li Huaqiang)

Li Huaqiang: (bravely grabs the microphone) It's not fair!

Zou Quan: Relax! That's actually a joke with everyone! ! In fact, any choice made by the female guests just now is invalid, because it is an unfair choice in itself. I just want everyone to know that everyone's choice must be clear and firm. I think female guests should have boys they like in their hearts. All right, female guests, please hold hands with your favorite male guests.

Zhou Jingyan; (Go to the No.6 male guest and hold hands with No.6 male guest)

Everyone: (awesome! ) wow! How is that possible?

Zou quan; The female guest's favorite boy is 1. Why did she suddenly choose No.6? It seems that it is not what you want!

Zhou Jingyan: Actually, I really don't want too much money. When people think I like money, they constantly show off their wealth and lose themselves. But did I see male guest No.6? His sincerity, hard work and courage touched me. I believe he can bring me a happy life. I am willing to work with him, thank you!

Zou quan; Is the male guest No.6 willing to work hard with the female guest?

Li Huaqiang: I do!

Everyone: nod and applaud. ...

Zou Quan: Congratulations to the female guests and No.6 for holding hands successfully. Thank you for watching. If you are the one, there will be special performances. Thank you! (Huan Liang Shan Bo and Zhu Yingtai)

End: All performers bow hand in hand!

All executors: I wish you all great achievements, great achievements, and all colleagues have rich financial resources.