French version of the joke

Today, in French class, A Qing told a French joke. What is your leisure time? Let's have fun!

A blonde walked into a drugstore and asked,

-Do you have a moon? "Do you sell glasses?"

-To the sun? "Is it for the sun?"

-No, no, pour me the wine! "No, no, it's for myself!"

I like a little poem, not for singing, but for singing.

I want to be a bird, not singing in front of your window, but peeing on your head.

-What's the difference between a man and an olive?

Lakule .....

"What's the difference between a head and an olive?"

"Color ..."

A young girl? About son and father:

-You said, Dad, I like my marriage.

Le papa demande:

- Avec qui？

- Avec grand-mère！ Children.

And the pond, dad.

-But you can't take my mother!

Legal? Opening torque:

-Honey, why did you choose you?

A little boy said to his father:

"You know, Dad, I'm getting married."

Dad asked:

"With whom?"

"and grandma!" The child said.

The father replied:

"But you can't marry my mother!"

The child retorted:

"Well, good. Then what did I say when you married my mother! "

A hundred-year-old woman may get sick. She is a doctor.

-Soyez Tranquille, madam. I wish you health; You can live as long as you want!

――Mais，docteur，j'ai cent ans！

Hello, I can't be wrong.

An old lady is a little sick. She went to see a doctor.

Ma 'am, relax. You are in good health and can live to be a hundred years old!

-But, doctor, I'm a hundred years old!

-Look, am I right?