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"How sweet does it take to fill a person with such a bitter heart?" For this question, Xu answered like this.

"The more bitter, the sweeter it will be."

Dany, a "crazy husband protector", was destroyed and neglected by her husband Zhou Yiwei many times. Is she bitter in heart? Danny's "joke" from the pillar to the host who mispronounced seven names in two months has become the best example of "smashing good cards" in the eyes of the public. But few people noticed that Dany didn't get a good card from the beginning. She can be said to be a real version of "rejected pine nuts".

Business ability plummeted, and love life was controversial. What has Danny experienced along the way?

In 20 19, Dani mispronounced the guest's name six times in a row, and Naza, Dilraba and BiBi Zhou laid their guns one after another.

When it was time to introduce Zhou Dongyu, Dani broke the jar and asked Zhou Dongyu to say his name directly.

The distorted version of the apology, coupled with the insincere apology, plunged D 'Daniang into the abyss of ridicule.

Last time Dany had an accident, everyone felt sorry for her.

In 20 13, Dany, who just jumped to Mango Taiwan, regarded the interactive SMS number as the blue station number where she had been 10, and her business ability was questioned for the first time.

But then the audience found out that the program was recorded, and Dani read the correct numbers again when recording. In order to use this as a gimmick, Mango Taiwan did not edit the wrong clip, but instead trumpeted Dani's remarks that he lost tens of millions because of his mistakes.

For this malicious hype, the audience naturally refused to buy it, and the innocent victim Dany got more sympathy.

But when the name was mispronounced, no one took Dani's side anymore.

After the incident, Zhou Yiwei's team suggested that he should speak up at the first time, defend his wife, and block some fire for Dani.

Zhou Yiwei thought for 10 minutes, and then refused.

He said: "everyone around me knows who I am ... my job requires me to try not to expose my true self to everyone."

More importantly, as long as the public can see, Zhou Yiwei's handling of Dani is puzzling.

Dani is filming, and Zhou Yiwei publicly debunked in the interview: "She is filming, not filming in my standard sense."

It's hard for Dany to have children, Zhou Yiwei added. "This is her life."

When the couple quarreled during the Cold War, Zhou Yiwei said directly, "I'll give you a step down now. If you don't come down, the latter step will be gone. "

Hearing this, Dani was too scared to quarrel again in his life.

Maybe it's true that Dany said that Zhou Yiwei often talks to her in private, but it's also true that Zhou Yiwei ruthlessly suppresses his wife in front of outsiders.

There is nothing wrong with a pot with a lid, as long as people are willing to eat it.

However, what made Dani, a Leo girl who was supposed to be atmospheric, become a grateful little woman because her husband cooked a bowl of wonton during her pregnancy?

Maybe now is the right time. The appearance of Zhou Yiwei gave Dani, who has always been insecure, a gift called "sense of security".

How important is family background to the cultivation of character? Most hardships can be overcome, but if they happen one after another, people will inevitably start to have negative thoughts-why is it always me, when these sad things happen, why is it always me, as if nothing can be liked?

Dani was only seven years old when she first felt rejected.

That year, my father died of tuberculosis, and Dani and her mother lived on a monthly salary of 15 yuan. Even the housekeeper of the mother's work unit feels that orphans and widows are too pitiful, asking them to move out and occasionally giving them orders.

Dany's grandfather loves her daughter dearly and offered to send Dany away so that her daughter could find another one to rely on.

But Danny's mother didn't agree. She said, "Even if you want to eat, you should bring your daughter."

Soon after, Dany's mother remarried with an honest workmate. The other person's situation is not very good. He has a daughter younger than Dani.

The arrival of her stepfather made Dany feel a little bit of family warmth. Most importantly, she will never be looked down upon and excluded by others because she has no father.

Once, Dani was slapped by the teacher at school and even her teeth were knocked out. When the stepfather heard about it, he angrily wanted to go to school for theory, but Dani stopped him.

The stepfather's kindness to Dany made Dany even more afraid of losing this hard-won happiness.

Obviously, she is still a child, but she is very sensible and will take care of her sister. When I grew up, I recalled this past, and even Dany herself said, "I am more like her mother than my sister."

After entering high school, Dany began to look graceful, and her beautiful appearance softened the eyes of the outside world, but she was still uneasy.

When he was admitted to the broadcasting and hosting major, Dani practiced hard and didn't dare to rest, for fear that he would not be admitted to the ideal school because he was lazy for a while;

After going to college, Dany worked harder to find a job because of her poor family. At the same time, in order to cover up her lack of money, she tried to avoid too much contact with her classmates, which seemed a bit unsociable.

But her caution, for fear of missing it, did bring opportunities.

Dany didn't miss a list that others were tired and didn't want to make.

Since her sophomore year, Dany has worked as an intern in Lantai, where she made a name for herself with the desperate spirit of Saburo.

Later, when other students were anxious to find a job, Dany didn't need to run around like them, so Lantai extended an olive branch to her.

Dany walked steadily after entering the blue platform. Almost all the good programs in Taiwan Province were given to her, and she became a sister in Taiwan Province. In addition to hosting the program, she also produced a single. As long as it is a TV series produced by Lanshi, she can get a chance to show her face.

At that time, Dani was promoted step by step, and Hua Shao, who transformed Lian Gang from a radio anchor to a TV host, felt unattainable.

However, reuse is accompanied by complex workload. Dany was exhausted and even suffered from depression. Her self-doubt has always been with her.

On the surface, Dani has unlimited scenery. Only she knows that she is still walking on thin ice every time she hosts a program.

Because of Dany's seriousness, many people think that she is a very capable person. With so much work experience, Dani is still not confident. She said: "My major is not good, because of my charm." "Don't study Dani."

When her career set sail, Dany's love life began.

When Dany talked gratefully about her pregnancy, Zhou Yiwei personally cooked a bowl of wonton and said, "When many mothers are pregnant, it's hard to say how their husbands can take care of them ..."

Li Dan leaned over and said to her, "Sister Dan, at least we are also well-known hosts. Why do you have to compare with those bad families? "

Dani immediately said, "Are you going to ruin my happiness now?"

Now there is a theory on the Internet called "cat abandonment effect", which means that kittens who are picked up will behave particularly well because they are afraid of being abandoned again.

At the beginning of life, Dany was full of the sense of crisis of abandoning the cat.

The change of family made her a person who asked herself to do better since she was a child, but the emotional world could not survive by hard work.

Dany's first husband met Lin Han in Lantai.

At that time, Lin Han was the producer of Lantai. I met Dani for five years and took the initiative to pierce this enough paper.

Dany also worships Lin Han very much, and even thinks that Lin Han is a perfect existence. Insecure, she will repeatedly confirm whether Lin Han really loves herself.

After half a year of contact, they got the certificate.

After the marriage, Dany's career developed smoothly, but Lin Han began to feel uncomfortable.

Dany's position in Taiwan Province is rising. In meetings, she always sits in the front, while Lin Han sits in the back. Some colleagues jokingly called him "Dani's husband".

After only two years, this marriage came to an end.

After that, Dany had an affair with Tao Zhe, who already had a girlfriend, and was pursued by Song Ke, a famous musician. She had an affair with Hugh under the help of a friend, but all ended in vain.

20 13 Dani left Lantai, causing a sensation. At that time, there was a lot of public speculation about her job-hopping, and her performance after job-hopping to a new employer was not good.

Dany, whose feelings are frustrated and her career is not smooth, feels frustrated again. She often feels that she is not performing well when she is shooting an embroidered spring knife, and quietly hides in the corner and cries.

This scene was discovered by Zhou Yiwei.

Zhou Yiwei's comfort, like sunshine, shone into Dani's heart.

Since then, Zhou Yiwei has become an anchor, leaving Dani's boat firmly in the harbor, which has been floating alone in the boundless sea.

A little sweetness can alleviate the bitterness you have eaten.

Others may not understand Dani's worship of Zhou Yiwei, or even his excessive humility in front of him. Perhaps only Dany knows that the so-called low-key is because she is too afraid of losing everything she has. The other party only needs to release a little bit of beauty, which is enough to make herself unforgettable for a long time.

It can only be said that in this world, happiness has many different faces, and different growth experiences have created different impressions.

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