Funny copy of Chinese New Year blind date

1. Every year, the family reunion will become a question meeting without a date.

Once you have a blind date, you will never dare to go again. Let's chat on a blind date. Finally, the other party handed me a business card and said that it doesn't matter if you don't think it's appropriate. I am engaged in insurance and need it.

3. "If blind dates are too frequent, rich people can become poor." -a man who has repeatedly lost and fought, but has to pay the bill.

4. "When we are on the road of blind date, we should be energetic and energetic." -the confession of a professional blind date.

5. "If the other person is still talking about work when dating, you can tell him that you will live with work all your life." -the blind date said.

6. From acquaintance to love. Today is one hundred days. 520. Well, today is a good day to break up.

7. Dad is not a parent-child program, but a blind date program. Dad took his children to engage in a young marriage. The biggest matchmaker is what they call the village head.

8. I hope to win a person's heart and avoid old blind dates.

9. Going on a blind date in winter, the blind date man mentioned it. As a result, it blew at the entrance of the subway for ten minutes, but no one was seen. Then a short chubby circle came out of a nearby convenience store and said to me, "I've been observing you in the store for a while, and I think you're ok."

10. The so-called Chinese New Year is a forced blind date by parents.

1 1. Without blind date, my mother actually said that I undermined national security and affected social harmony. I'm depressed.

12.xg: blind date is' distribution', love is' direct selling', and throwing hydrangeas to attract relatives is' bidding'.

13. Fish's seven-second love, first meeting, second acquaintance, third acquaintance, second love, fifth blind date, sixth being together and seventh forgetting.

14. Every time I go on a blind date, I always feel more uneasy than going to the grave. When I came back, I knew there were strangers buried in the grave.

15. Go on a blind date today and ask the woman how old you are. She answered quite proudly, 36D.

16. Female: "Do you have a car?"