A joke about the blind, the lame and the deaf.

Once upon a time there were three people in a village, a blind man, a deaf man and a lame man.

Although the three of them have their own disabilities, they have their own specialties, such as the blind have money, the deaf can cook, and the lame can do business. So the three of them often get together for dinner.

Every time, the blind pay, the lame buy food and the deaf cook. Blind people have a favorite dish, which is stir-fried pork intestines. Every dinner, he asked to make this dish and put it in front of him, but every time he didn't put a few chopsticks on it, the dish was gone. The lame man told him to buy less today or to have finished eating. In fact, every time the lame changes the position of food, naturally the blind will not believe it if they tell too many lies.

At another dinner party, the blind man still asked for pig intestines. This time, he said, "You two are always busy, so I'll do the dishes today."

When eating, the blind man knew that the fried pork intestines were in front of him, so he sprinkled the prepared rice bran on the fried pork intestines while the lame and deaf were still busy in the kitchen. When the three of them were eating together, the blind man was holding the pig's large intestine as usual, and the lame man was going to get it. When he saw chaff on it, he didn't know what it was, so he said, "Why is this fried pig's large intestine like this today?" The deaf can't hear and don't answer. The blind man and the lame man said, "I washed this plate, but I can't see it." There may be some pig droppings that have not been cleaned. " Hearing this, the lame man stopped chopsticks and stopped eating this dish. The deaf stopped eating when they saw it. Finally, this big plate of fried pork intestines was completely blind.

After a hearty meal, the blind man leaned back in his chair to pick his teeth. He said earnestly: "In fact, what was fried in the pig's large intestine today was not pig excrement, but I put the chaff. You think I don't know every trick I play? Although my eyes can't see, my heart is not blind. I think the three of us have our own shortcomings, but we can live well after making use of our strengths. I never thought that I was really good to you, but you lied to me many times. "

Hearing the words of the blind man, the lame man bowed his head in shame and said, "I'm sorry, I'm so selfish." I have no face to eat with you again. " The deaf man saw it and scratched his head with his hand.

The blind man added, "I didn't want to be Japanese this time, nor did I want to break up with you. I just want to tell you that I regard you as a friend and even a relative. I hope you can treat me like this. "

After that, the three of them made up, and the lame man said, "Next time, the three of us will pay the money with our partners and do our own jobs, and the blind man will be responsible for washing vegetables."

Since then, the blind, deaf and dumb have become a beautiful story.