What are some of the weirdest things that have happened to you while riding the train?

Tell me about something I met on a train. At the end of 1993, I took a train from Zhanjiang back to Wuchang for the Spring Festival. The people on that train could be described as a huge crowd. The toilets in the aisles were packed with people and some even slept under the seats. The air inside the train was polluted and smelly. In addition, Many people were cursing each other when the train stopped. One of them was a tall man, about 26 or 7 years old, who was standing in the aisle. The man advised everyone to be patient and said that it would be fine once the train passed Liuzhou. The man was quite eloquent. One moment he would tell a joke to make people laugh, another moment he would tell an interesting story about his time as a soldier in Hainan to cheer people up, and the next moment he would suggest that former soldiers sing military songs together. The carriage was filled with singing and excitement for a while, which calmed down everyone's anxiety a lot. He had become a man of the hour in this carriage. During this period, two red-faced young women squeezed in from a distance, begging people in the aisle to let them pass to the bathroom. When they squeezed in front of this man, he took the initiative to clear the way for them because he had been affected by his emotions a lot before. People took the initiative to make some space for them to squeeze through.

After he came back, people around him praised him with admiration. He even proudly talked about the many good things he did as a soldier without leaving his name. Later at night, when people were drowsy, this guy climbed onto the backpack on the luggage rack opposite my seat and fell asleep. I don’t know how long it took when I woke up and I saw this guy lying on it, reaching into his bag and groping for something. When he saw what I saw, he blinked at me, retracted his hand and zipped it up, and then lay down on his back, waiting for me to wake up again. When I arrived, there were a lot fewer people in the aisle, and this guy was also missing.

Sometimes I lament that the world is too small. After the Spring Festival, I met him again on the streets of Haikou.

At the end of December 2002, because a batch of goods orders in Shenzhen needed to be fulfilled, I got on a train from Hefei to Nanchang and had to transfer in Nanchang on the way. This is my business trip experience A rare long-distance trip...

When we arrived at Huangshan, two girls came up and sat across from a young man, chatting and chatting lively all the way. Eating snacks and playing cards intermittently. The tiredness of the long drive made me take a nap to see Duke Zhou... When I woke up, I must have arrived in Jiujiang. A man and a woman on the opposite side got off the car, and only one girl was left. During the chat, I learned that she is from Yixian County, above Huangshan Mountain. She is only 19 years old. This time she was invited by a classmate who was working in Huizhou to have fun. She didn’t bring any luggage with her. She only brought some gift boxes of tea specialties... because she didn’t do anything. I had gone on a long journey and told him that our destination was in the same direction, so he asked to accompany me on the journey.

While we were chatting, we boarded the train heading south to Shenzhen in Nanchang. Something went wrong. The girl borrowed my mobile phone to contact her classmates. (In 2002, mobile phones had not yet become widely popular, and girls did not have mobile phones...) But the other party kept turning off the phone and could not be contacted, and there was no reply when calling the page (in those days, the communication equipment also had an auxiliary configuration called a BB machine) , buying one is more expensive than buying a smartphone now)

The crux of the problem is not only that she failed to contact her classmates, this caring girl went all the way to visit her friends, but she carelessly didn’t bring her ID card. (In those days, real-name registration was not required to purchase tickets). At this time, the girl could no longer remain calm and actually burst into tears. I had no choice but to comfort her not to worry, and sent a message to her classmate's pager, asking her to keep her phone on and wait for her to contact her after reading the message. He also told this girl to stay in some hostel when she arrived at her destination and explain the situation to others. If she encounters police inspection, you can call me to help her prove the situation...

Finally, she should have found a friend as she wished...

This may be regarded as a small part of my journey abroad. Interlude...

Speaking of the weird things I encountered on the train, I don’t know if the following two things are weird or crazy.

Since I often travel for work, train prices and timings are generally suitable, so sleeper trains are generally the first choice. First, let’s talk about the crazy girl I met. She was on a sleeper bus from Taiyuan to Yinchuan. It was not a holiday and there were very few people on the bus. The sleeper opposite is what I call a "crazy" girl. People in train sleepers usually don't take off their clothes, but she took off most of her clothes and took them off as soon as she fell asleep under the quilt.

In the middle of the night she called me (we were the only two here) and asked me to help her tie the back strap of her bra. I ignored her at the time. Do you think I missed something? Another time was even more bizarre. I was sitting on a sleeper berth and encountered plainclothes police escorting a prisoner. Two plainclothes policemen (probably more than two, I only saw two at the time) were escorting a prisoner, who was sleeping on the bed opposite. We didn't talk all night. I secretly took a few photos, but I didn't fall asleep all night. I wondered if they would bring guns? Will it be like in a police movie? What should I do if I encounter someone who comes to rescue me? Anyway, I didn't fall asleep that night and thought about it all night long. Occasionally I looked at the prisoner opposite, and he looked at me with his eyes. I was so frightened that I broke out in a cold sweat. I finally got out of the car. They are still in the car. I don’t know what crime he committed. Anyway, just don’t encounter them again in the future. What should I do if someone comes out to rescue the prisoner that night? What should I do if I encounter someone who asks me to tie a bra strap again? Friends, give me a message!

Because I work outside, I often take the sleeper car from Kunming to Guangxi. Once, I shared a soft sleeper private room with two friends and a group of people on a business trip. The other party was originally a group of four, and two of them had tickets to the same private room as us. There were only four beds in the soft sleeper. At this time, the other party asked to switch with us so that the four of them could live together. However, my friend did not agree since he had already moved in. , it hurt me badly that night. There was a fat manager on the other side who snored violently and rhythmically. Looking back, it’s very funny: first he snored for a minute or two, loudly but with a normal rhythm, and then the sound stopped for about ten seconds. He seemed to be out of breath, and I was worried that he wouldn't be able to get his breath back. Ten seconds later, the snoring suddenly erupted, the rhythm instantly became faster and the sound became louder. It started over and over again, leaving me unable to sleep for ten hours. What's even more ridiculous is that the fat manager tossed and turned on the small bed, and even slept lying down, all while snoring. I have sat on fire countless times, but that one was really weird!

Later, I either slept in a hard sleeper or took the high-speed rail, and even refused to buy a soft sleeper ticket.

When I work in other places, I usually go home every six months or so. A few years ago, when I just started working, I sometimes feel homesick. I just book an evening train ticket, stay overnight and arrive home in the morning. Thinking about it carefully, there is indeed a similar strange thing...

Once I went home after Labor Day. It was already a bit hot. It was a legal holiday and there were many people in the car, especially students. The most.

There were two young men diagonally opposite. Not only did they occupy seats, but they also played cards and drank, leaving a mess on the table. They kept swearing. Two students came up at Xuzhou Station and stood directly next to the two. The young people next to them said that they were in the wrong position. The two young people seemed not to hear them and continued to play dice, drink wine and eat peanuts. Unfortunately, the two students called the carriage staff. After the staff persuaded the two young people to take their things and go They sat in the hot water area in the middle of the car and continued drinking. Passengers passed by, but they didn't move. The passengers were almost annoyed to death, and they even teased the female students. They fell asleep in the middle of the night and didn't take it seriously. It was 7 o'clock in the morning. Well, I arrived at Liaocheng station and it was time to get off the bus. The two young men also woke up and asked me if I had arrived in Heze. I understood. They had already sat at the station. I said it was early, but they didn’t believe me. I asked other people again, but they all said it was early. Then I got off the bus, and I didn’t see those two people get off. I deserved it... I annoyed half the people in the carriage to death, and I ended up passing the station by myself.

Most of the weird things you encounter while riding on the train are caused by weird people. Normal people can’t do it. You can only be speechless about weird people, and there is no reason to deal with such people. Tell me, they don’t understand...

Some people have their own personalities or bad tempers, which they must keep and not embarrass themselves in public, disgust others, or disgust themselves.

In 2008, I took a train from Kunming back to Chongqing. It was a slow train with hard seats that stopped at a small station. There were three of us together when we came back from work. When the bus arrived in Qujing, a few people came up. My uncle said to be careful, the one in the floral dress might be a thief. Why do I feel like him?

There weren't many people in the carriage at night, everyone was sleeping. I was sitting inside, maybe after 1 o'clock, and three people got on the train, each carrying a large bag of stuff.

These three people may be trapped. We got on the bus and found a seat and started to sleep. After a while, we fell asleep. They were sitting diagonally across from us. I was pretending to be asleep anyway, just to see if the thief was real. Anyway, it wasn’t long before the man in the floral dress started walking up and down the corridor. They walked like this for about ten minutes, and then he started to open their packages. Since he was carrying mine, I felt that he was tender, took some things from the package, and was about to leave. One of them woke up suddenly and started yelling about what he was doing. The other two also woke up and stole something from us. We were about to run away in colorful clothes, but the three of them immediately pulled us down, pushed us to the ground, and started beating us. Then everyone woke up. The one in the floral dress was beaten so badly that everyone called him "beat him hard".

After a while, a few people who seemed to be flight attendants came over. They pulled them away and asked what happened. They didn't say anything for three days. Everyone said they were beating thieves and were caught stealing other people's things. The flight attendant picked up the colorful clothes and was about to leave. The colorful clothes said loudly that the three of them were thieves. If you don't believe me, look at their bags, which contained various jewelry, wallets, and money. Later, the flight attendant opened the bag and saw that there were various wallets, jewelry, various money, mobile phones, watches, tobacco and alcohol contained in three bags. All four were taken away by the flight attendants.

Only the next day I heard that they were thieves. Those three had just stolen things in multiple places and were preparing to return to Chongqing, but they were stolen again by others. We couldn't stop laughing. They say you can steal your peers, it's all just for fun.

At the end of last year, I took the 423 train from Ningbo to Chengdu to return to my hometown. There were so many people taking this train that it was difficult to buy tickets. I booked the sleeper ticket in advance, which was fine. Isn't that a weird thing? This bus has the most people. When the train delivery boy brought breakfast, I ordered one. When I casually grabbed a handful of coins from my trouser pocket and paid for it, the delivery boy was surprised and said in standard Sichuan dialect: Hey! Pot pot! Shell or not, the ball or the ball! Bring me the paper! I laughed naively: Don’t get things done, don’t get things done, get what you need…

After the Spring Festival, I still took the 424th train here. After the bus left Wuchang Station, the flight attendant and the passengers started arguing. The authentic Sichuan dialect has a long charm. The male flight attendant covered his nose at the door of the cabin: You are so stupid to wear your shoes, pig feet and pong (the dialect words cannot be written, the pronunciation of ping pong is similar) and the ball smells bad ! Smoke someone to death! Smoke someone to death! ...

This was taken three hours ago. The foot-picking part was not taken, it was a bit too disgusting...

1. At that time, I was in college in Nanning, Guangxi, and returned to Shaanxi every winter and summer vacation. I always take the Nanning-Xi'an train, but basically there are more people every time, especially during the winter vacation, because many people have to go home to celebrate the New Year, so there are especially many people on the train because of the crowds. There are quite a few. Those with seats basically stay in their own seats, eat less, drink less and move less. Those without seats either stay in the corridor or at the connection between the two carriages. There are actually people sleeping under the seats. It feels like It’s so disrespectful to take a train like this.

2. A few years ago, when I went to Xi’an from the train station in my hometown county, I often took the green train. I don’t know why that train had a coal-burning boiler. , and the windows are also openable and openable. I often see a layer of soot on the seats and stools when I walk into the carriage. Later, I took this train more and gained experience. Before each ride, You have to prepare a towel; although this bus is dirty and slow, because it is cheap and there are fewer people, I still prefer to take it. When I was on the bus, it was getting hot and stuffy, so I opened the window to let in some wind. Because there are relatively few people, I can use a table by myself and do whatever I want and can do there without worrying about other people’s eyes. After all, there are very few people in the car; I can also take a look outside the car window. Scenery.

After receiving the enlistment notice in October 1984, I decided to go to Dalian to visit my aunt whom I had not seen for many years. When I came back, I took the train home from Yantai. At that time, green people had to take the slow train.

I just fell asleep and was kicked awake by someone. I looked at the uniformed flight attendant standing in front of me in horror. He had a broom in his hand and yelled at me that it was you who threw the cigarette. I said no. He then yelled, "It's not who you are, pick it up!" For an 18-year-old from the countryside who has not graduated from high school, he still dare not resist too much and can only submit! The greatest humiliation and anger in life will always be etched in my mind! That domineering face and harsh words often appear before my eyes! From then on, I often reminded myself to be kind to others and not to be arbitrary in my actions and words.