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Why is there always such a person with a particularly dark heart?

Hello, everyone. My name is Hou Zhongxian. I come from Shangqiu, Henan. I am currently working near Moon Bay in langxi Economic Development Zone. I've quietly done things that many people haven't done. Only by constantly plotting against people behind their backs can my heart be happy, my heart is dark, I am a born villain, and I don't like too many things. I like to play practical jokes behind my back. I will let him spoil anything I don't like. Many things I dare not do, I only dare to do in the dark, such as trying to kill people, sowing dissension, stealing the column and fanning the flames. This is my specialty art, and the most important thing is that most people still think I am a gentleman, because these people can't see the truth. I feel very fulfilled. Better than you, dare you play for me? Do you think I will play a trick on you? I also quietly let you taste the good fruit. I used to be a convicted thief.