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10 Winter Vacation Diaries for Junior High School Students

Hello. Do you think each article has 300 words?

February 8, 2008 (clear)

It’s already past 3 o’clock in the night , I am still sitting tirelessly at the computer typing articles. It was already dark outside, and I couldn't help but sigh: "What night is there nothing? What night is there without articles? But there are only a few energetic people like my ears."

I feel so energetic now! I really don’t want to sleep, and I have just finished my homework, so I can only come over and type up the article. It's a pity how many people like me are there? Looking out the window feels empty, the world is so quiet, so quiet that it makes people uncomfortable. I seemed to hear the cry of insects again, but this is impossible, but I did hear it. After thinking about it, I can use the sentence in the book to explain: "There are elusive sounds in the ears, which are far away but also close..."

At night, sitting on a chair, there is only one body. The desk lamp next to me is keeping me company, and it seems quite lonely, but the "tick-tick" clock in the living room also sounds like a beautiful melody to me. It's really quiet. Dad turns over from time to time to break the silence...

It would be great if there was a cup of coffee, but it's a pity that there isn't. However, the tranquility of late night is also precious. I am fed up with the hustle and bustle of the city, and now I listen to the tranquility in the middle of the night, which makes me feel unspeakable and deceptive...

February 8, 2008 (clear)

It snowed the day before yesterday.

The goose feathers were flying and flying. I looked at the scenery outside the window and suddenly felt so excited - "I can play in the snow again!" I think this kind of mood and thought will be in every child's mind. arise in the heart. But when I thought about it again, I felt another emotion...

Rain and snow are both made of water, but why do most people always prefer snow? I think snow and water symbolize two things. Although they are of the same type, their positions and angles are different, so people have different feelings and emotions. For example, Yu and Xue are both words of hope for others to make progress. Yu is a word of criticism, and Snow is a word of praise. Both of these two sentences can make people improve, but people are willing to accept praise and don't like criticism. That's the difference. Below we will use rain and snow themselves to illustrate. Most people hate rain, because it can make people wet all over. Although snow can also be used, snow uses another method: it becomes solid. That's the neat thing about snow, and of course, that's why there's a difference between them.

There are many, many more questions about rain and snow. I can only say this, and I can’t say any more, because there are too many. If you want to know, just use your brain and think about it.

February 8, 2008 (clear)

It finally snowed heavily. If I don’t write down my experience of playing with snowdrops, how can I be worthy of my fellow villagers? Then I will write...

11:30 in the morning... I was still eating something good in my dream, and I was drooling all over the bed and I didn’t even know it=. =‖ "Ding Lingling" The phone rang and I finally got up. Get up, get up, stretch, go to the balcony and breathe some air.

"Wow!" It's snowing! I screamed.

It’s really snowing! Please note, I have never seen snow before, but it doesn’t snow very often here, maybe once a year. Hurry up, I quickly got dressed and went to have lunch. After that, I put on my leather gloves and hit the road...

I went to call a few "little brothers" first, and two of them came down. Unexpectedly, they immediately said, let’s have a snowball fight! Right off the bat, we warmed up. The three of us had a snowball fight. Of course, neither of them ever hit me - who said I have leather gloves and am not afraid of freezing, hehe.

After we warmed up, we started building a snowman. I made the snowman body, and the other two people were responsible for making the snowman head and sweeping the snow with brooms. Pile and pile, pile and pile, pile and pile and pile and pile... (Save 20,000 words here) Finally, it is piled up. (Feeling a bit idiotic) Then, I used a broom to make the snowman's hands. Unfortunately, there was only one broom, so the snowman could only be a one-armed man.

What worries us the most is the snowman’s eyes, nose, and mouth. If I don't do anything, I will go to the supermarket to look for "treasures" at my aunt's house. Sure enough, I found something good: a carrot! Ha, it’s great to be able to make a snowman and drop his nose! But what is the mouth made of? Suddenly, we saw the branches, and suddenly thought of a good idea, we broke off the branches and used them as snowman mouths! Ha, you can stand it! Another problem solved. But what are the eyes used for? After thinking and thinking, I finally focused on the firecrackers in my little brother's hands, so I smiled and used violence to snatch out 8 firecrackers from him, and 4 of them formed an eye. Haha, I am born to be useful! The snowman is finally finished!

Oh, it’s a pity that I didn’t have a camera this time, so I couldn’t take a photo of it—what a pity.

This is my first time to build a big snowman...

(Everyone is so envious)

February 9, 2008 (clear)

It seems that there is really no end to the topic of snow. Let me talk about snow again today. There's nothing wrong with that. Who told the sky to let it snow so heavily? I have never seen such heavy drops of snow since I was born! It was snowing heavily, and it was so deep that it could partially bury my feet and calves. Okay, okay, now let’s get to the point!

After I made a snowman that day, a few "little brothers" came down. Then, we used snow to build things. I made a snow bench, and they each rolled their own snowballs. Later, the snowball rolled bigger and bigger. Later, I helped them roll a bigger one, and it rolled and rolled, and it just rolled down. It was okay at first. I could push the snowball by myself. I pushed the snowball around for "tourism". After about 10 minutes, I couldn't hold on anymore. I couldn't push it anymore. I called The two "little brothers" push together, let's cheer together. Seeing the snowball getting bigger and bigger... About 10 minutes later, I saw three children falling to the ground - that's us! Alas, it seems that I still have to call someone - I called two more boys, and now it's much better for 5 people to push together. Come on, come on, roll, roll... (Save 20,000 words) It was 10 minutes later when everyone fell down. Oh my God! Why does it take so many 10 minutes? Forget it, let’s stop here. Let's see how big it is. Well, the diameter is almost 2 meters! So big! I'm so happy!

There is no camera like last time, but this time there is something new - I found a box of intact firecrackers in the snowdrift! (Note, it is a big cannon) We lit the box of cannons and let the cannon hit the bottom of the snowball. We only heard the sound of "swish". The cannon penetrated into the snowball and then exploded, "boom". , after the explosion, we went to see the snowball, wow! A big hole was blown out of the bottom of the snowball! How fun!

February 10, 2006 (sunny)

The weather has been weird these days, it is always sunny...

What I want to remember today is " Shootout". Speaking of guns, I love them the most. (Toy guns, but I don’t have real guns) I have a lot of guns. I buy one almost every year. Some people say that I am already 15 years old and should not play with this stuff, but I don’t think there is anything wrong with playing with guns! Those soldiers were still shooting! I now play with toy guns to practice my aiming. If a war really breaks out in the future, then I can contribute to the country. whee.

Today, I just did a war drill. I found three "little brothers" to play gun battle. We used to play this game with empty guns, but this time it’s different. Today we have “real guns”! But don’t worry, our rules don’t allow slaps on the face, only on the body. It’s winter anyway, and everyone is dressed like a panda. Two spanks don’t hurt or itch – it’s okay, hehe.

Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense and get to the point.

We first divided into two groups, the "Police" and the "Bandits". There are two "bandits" and they choose the west side of the building as their base. There are two "police" people and they choose the east side of the building as their base. The mission of the "bandits" is to prevent the police from hitting their "core". (A brick) The task of the "police" is to eliminate the "bandits" or beat up the "core" of the "bandits" within 10 minutes.

Okay! The game begins! I am a "policeman".

I first discussed the countermeasures with Oudi's comrades. I attacked directly from the south, and he attacked secretly along the river from the south. I was responsible for luring the "bandits" away, and he went to attack the "core". I groped forward quietly, but I didn't expect that the enemy was smarter than me and was already ambushing me in the corner. Fortunately, I reacted quickly, otherwise I would have died. I picked up the "AK-371" and rushed forward. I only saw yellow bullets passing by my side and above my head. All my shots hit me! I gradually got closer to him, pulled out the gun, and fired. I heard the sound of the gunshot, and the bullet hit him. He immediately screamed: "Ah!" and then died a heroic death. His comrades rushed over when they heard the gunshots. I saw him immediately act according to the plan - run away. He chased me with all his might, as if he was here to collect a debt. = - =‖In the end, I was hit by ruthless bullets and sacrificed. Just when he was feeling proud, my comrades had already beaten the "core" of the "bandit" base. Hahahaha, we won! So cool! As punishment, each of them "jumped" 10 times. I was so happy to see them doing it ^ - ^!

Oh, yes, I forgot to tell you, you were just playing with me The three "little brothers" are only in the fourth grade! Haha, I am awesome!

. . . . . . (Everyone was speechless)

"Wow! Don't hit me! HELP! HELP! HELP ME!!!"

February 10, 2008 (clear)

Unknowingly, I have already typed 5 diaries, and there are still 5 more diaries to write before the task is completed! Come on, come on!

Do you know why I thought of typing articles on a computer? Haha, because I have to give the article I typed on the computer to the teacher first, and then send it to the "Young Eagle" website.

Speaking of this "Young Eagle" website, even if I get all the compositions of all the students in the class, it won't be enough for me to write!

Let’s not talk about these for now, let’s talk about this “Golden Pen King”. "Golden Pen King" is a title in the "Young Eagle News" column. It’s a special honor! In this column, students can publish their own original works. Note that they must be original! Only the student whose article has the highest click-through rate and the largest number of comments from netizens can win the title of Golden Pen King! This is not easy! When you become the King of Golden Pens, you will not only receive corresponding prizes, but you will also be noticed by the media that cooperates with the "Young Eagle" network. This will increase the chance that the media will make an appointment with you!

With such a good thing, why don’t you take advantage of it, haha. Now you should know the reason why I type my diary on the computer, right? What don’t you know yet? Then I will tell you in detail. Even if I write on paper, I have to type it into the computer after I finish writing, which is very troublesome. But if I type on the computer, I can send it directly to the Internet. Anyway, I have a printer here. Can’t I just print it out after typing on the computer? ! In this way, I can save time and prevent the teacher from being uncomfortable seeing my handwriting. = . =

In general, the method I came up with is really good! Kill two birds with one stone, kill two birds with one stone. I'm so smart! ! !

......(Everyone vomited wildly)

February 10, 2008 (clear)

The registration time is coming soon, please hurry up. I typed 3 articles today, it was really hard for me. 55~~

It seems that I have nothing to say today, but I still have to say it, so let’s talk about the TV I watched during the summer vacation!

My home does not have cable TV, so I can only receive 3 channels. Fortunately, the staff of the TV station are considerate of us. We are afraid that we will not have TV to watch in the morning during the New Year, so we will broadcast it on CCTV on the mornings of the first, second and third day of the lunar new year. Although some people think it's nothing, some people feel happy when they see it.

The "Red Clothes Shop" I watched in the morning of the first, second and third grade of junior high school is about the son of the leader of the Tailor Federation in Shanghai during the Republic of China. In order to make his ancestral business prosper in Shanghai, he endured the humiliation and went there. He learned to make suits from an Englishman who was the best tailor in Shanghai at that time. At first the Englishman did not agree, but later he was impressed by his sincerity and the Englishman took him in. After a very difficult apprenticeship, he finally got the "soul" of the suit. During this period, he also got his own love...

Although I didn't watch it from beginning to end, this TV series made me understand an important truth.

To make a suit, you should first respect the suit, then understand it, then see through it, and finally learn how to make a suit. In fact, learning to make a suit is not about learning the skills of making a suit, but to get the "soul" of the suit itself...

I think every profession or everything has its own "soul" . If you want to get it, or make it perfect, you have to get its "soul". However, the most important thing before that is to respect it and understand it. Only by respecting it first and understanding it can you see through it and get its "soul".

Actually, the detailed explanation is this:

Respect it → Understand it → See through it → Get its soul

It seems that I am a fan of this TV series. , I gained so much truth! From now on, I will learn Dongdong in this way. I will definitely succeed in this way! Haha, I really admire myself...

... (Everyone has vomited everything in their stomachs, and there is no need to vomit anymore...)

2008 February 11, 2019 (sunny)

Today I will talk about my favorite flower first.

I love daffodils the most, because they are neither as pure and pale as lilies, nor as red and enchanting as roses, nor as purple and black as morning glory. Narcissus is white, she is cute, she is transparent, and she is brilliant. In fact, if you admire her for a long time, you will feel that she is not a flower, she is a delicate girl, just like her name, narcissus, narcissus, "water fairy". Yes, maybe she really was a fairy in the previous life, dancing lightly in the water, lifelike...

Some people say she looks like a white wild flower, others say she looks like a magnolia. Flower, some people even said that she looked like garlic because of her ugly body. In fact, daffodils are not wildflowers, nor magnolias, nor garlic! She is her, she is narcissus! She is holy, inviolable, and sacred! She cannot be replaced by anything else!

Yes, osmanthus is very fragrant. "Ten miles of fragrance" is how to describe her floral fragrance. But our daffodils also have a very charming floral fragrance. Although it can't be said to be "fragrant", it can at least make the whole room permeate with her faint fragrance. oh! The fragrance of narcissus is light and faint, but it does not lose the essence of her fragrance. Unlike jasmine, she has a very strong fragrance, which makes people feel that smelling her fragrance is not a kind of enjoyment, but a punishment.

I said above that some people think that daffodils are like garlic, which is insensitive. I admit, the stems and leaves of daffodils are a bit like the stems and leaves of garlic, but does garlic have the holy flowers on its stems and leaves? Garlic is not a flower at all, so how can it be compared with narcissus? Narcissus is a "water fairy"! To compare Garlic to her is really an insult to her character.

Me. . . I. . . No. . . still. . . well! Yes, oh! Daffodils, my favorite flower!

February 11, 2008 (sunny)

Huh~~ This is the last day. After typing this article, you can liberate "all China"! But what should I do now? Forget it, I’ll just say it casually.

I am going to sign up tomorrow, and I vow to be among the top 3 in the class within the next semester! I feel ashamed when I think about it. It’s been a year and a half since I entered middle school, and I’m still not in the top 3! well! I must work hard! Come on, come on, come on! Also, I will definitely not have any conflicts or fights with my classmates in the next semester. Hum hum, I must control myself.

In general, I feel that these 10 articles are well written and very humorous. I wonder if the people who read my diary really can’t even spit out a little bit of stuff? hehe.